“It is my Great Honor to endorse Dr Brian Schmutzler, a MAGA Warrior and REAL Republican running to represent the wonderful people of Indiana’s 11th State Senate District! A Proven Leader, Brian serves his Community as a Highly Respected Anesthesiologist and Medical Director. His opponent, Gabrianna Gratzol, is a Radical Left Democrat who is opposed to NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY and, if she and the Dumocrats ever got in, all of these things will be terminated. She wants massive Tax Increases, Open Borders, Men playing in Women’s Sports, and Transgender Mutilization of your Children. Gabrianna Gratzol is Reckless, Radical, and Dangerous!” and blah blah blah, posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday amid hundreds of ceaseless appeals to his own fanbase to vote for these assholes.
The Schmutzler fellow just stuck out for very obvious reasons. Lol, where the fuck did this guy’s surname come from if it wasn’t a piece of scrap paper found in Mel Brook’s wastebasket? “Nah, ‘Schmutzler’ is too obvious for a Catskills time-share owner who sells it and changes his surname to ‘Scott’ so he can switch to Saratoga Springs. Think I’ll go with ‘Dorfman’ instead for that yutz.”
Oy vey. Friggin “Schmutzler” might be legitimately the funniest surname of a Republican on the ballot anywhere in the US on this election day, even with “Jeff Crank” on it in Colorado, lol.