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Vote Republican because if THEY killed Charlie Kirk (while Republicans fully controlled DC) then THEY can kill you too

You know these little “feel-based” messages aren’t supposed to actually make any logical sense to anyone who ever bothers to fully interrogate them but seriously like this fucking criminal degenerate freak and the closet gay Russian asset are really overdoing the “THEY” bit even at that. THEY shot Charlie Kirk so THEY can kill YOU and your family so YOU have to vote Republican. This, despite the reality that, well, voting Republican in 2024 did not prevent Charlie’s neck from gushing like a faucet after a man with a pre-op trans partner – who was raised by gun-owning GOP voters – shot Kirk with a high-powered rifle. Seems like THEY can do whatever THEY want and K$H Patel in a women’s medium FBI jacket is going to stop THEM whether there’s a MAGA majority in power in DC or not.

How many actual human US citizens (as opposed to AI bots and foreign trolls) who clicked like on this cokehead’s tweet and how many US citizen Texans listening to fucking Benny Johnson’s stupid show starring a morose and no-longer-very-smug-at-all Ken Paxton have (or will) vote any other way? What appeal does this stupid shit have to a VERY small number of gettable voters who’ll somehow be swayed to help contain the saracen hordes that two years of GOP rule haven’t contained?

At least RNC chair Joe Gruters had the courtesy to try to sound an optimistic note and claim that voters will forget their economic pain and vote with their consciences…

“No matter how bad you think the economy may be, I think people will reject communism,” said Gruters to Johnson, lol. Way to mad-lib the Dem argument to the electorate from 2024, Groot.

BONUS: Here’s Ken Paxton looking somehow even lower-T than he’d been a few hours earlier.

That sure looks like a man who has not been getting good news from his team. But we shall see.

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