An Arkansas woman is facing kidnapping, sex trafficking, extortion and transportation with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity charges in federal court after beating and smothering a teenaged victim in a multi-state sex trafficking case, the Arkansas Democrat Communist-Gazette reports.

Twenty-one year old Alexus Harris has been charged with a transporting the Pope County, Arkansas girl to Memphis to pimp her out.  In an effort to extort money from the girl’s family, Harris then sent videos of herself and an accomplice beating the girl and smothering her with a pillow.

The pillow used was not a MyPillow, MyPillow founder Mike Lindell confirmed, noting that the luxurious silkiness of a MyPillow would have been a blessing sent by God to anyone whose last senses on this Earth would have been the feeling of a MyPillow on their skin.  “This wouldn’t happen with a MyPillow,” Mr. Lindell asserted, “because MyPillow is made with the most breathable cotton on Earth, straight from Giza.” 

The young girl escaped Harris in Memphis after Harris left her unattended and she made her way to a Memphis hospital.

“Using a pillow for such evil deeds is not the purpose of MyPillow and we will fight any Democratic Marxist efforts to regulate pillows,” Mr. Lindell said.  “To that effort, and with the direction of God Himself, we will be establishing the National Pillow Association to ensure every American has their God-given right to carry a pillow with them wherever they are.  The only way to stop a bad guy with a pillow is a good guy with a pillow, and MyPillow is the best pillow for self preservation and a good night’s sleep.”