Capitol attack suspect identified

“Multiple senior law enforcement officials briefed on the investigation say Noah Green, 25 year old male, from Indiana is the person who attacked the Capitol today” reports NBC’s Tom Winter.

Mike Johnson falsely claims Eric Trump a “very intelligent person”

Chicken Big Mac debuts at McDonald’s on Wednesday

Walz stands tall in the lions’ den

Cheryl Hines to divorce Bobby over Trump endorsement

Lara Trump tells Dana Bash to do her own research

Harris and Walz launching media blitz

Mike Johnson says hurricane damages need to be “tabulated” before he moves forward on passing a FEMA funding supplemental

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor returns to Butler, Pennsylvania

Major hurricane to hit central Florida by Wednesday morning: NHC

Trashelle says Trump called her to apologize for Corey

“WOKE ALERT: ZYN”

Newsmax reports mentally unstable drug addict asserts FEMA is actively blocking private sector recovery efforts in disaster area

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIV

No, Bill Murray did not endorse Trump

Loads of racist Peckerwoods arrested in Los Angeles by feds

Heritage Foundation says “woke” NASA stifling SpaceX innovation

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallies in Michigan

South Carolina extends voter registration deadline

WATCH LIVE: Fat Hitler holds press conference in Georgia

Michigan AG does Republican DA’s job and charges double voters

FEMA prebunks Musk and Trump’s conspiracy horseshit

Jaydee on the 2020 election

Fox News switches borders

Raskin asks Roberts why he covered for Alito

Orange Warlord in Georgia the same day as proposed CNN debate

They arrested the Springfield goose murderer!

Loser claims Harris ignoring a cease and desist on Project 2025

You will never guess which Bibles meet the requirements in Oklahoma school superintendent’s supply contract bid

Heritage guy gives off a really sex offender-y vibe

“Thank God she’s supposed to be horrible at debating”

US adds 254,000 jobs in September, unemployment at 4.1 percent

Kushner freelancing on US-Saudi relations

Nevada poll finds Harris up 47 to 44 percent over Trump

Yes they can! Yes they can! Yes they can!

Harris 50 – Trump 48 nationally: Marist/NPR/PBS News poll

TMTG execs fired for complaining about Devin Nunes

Thoughts buzzing around a fly’s brain paint colorful map

With the Jewish Space Lasers, obviously

Singapore government’s ethics tougher than US Supreme Court’s

Count Dripcula texted detailed instructions for Michigan Republicans to overturn 2020 election to wrong number

Frau Ingraham extra butthurt over abrupt pause to port strike

Dockworkers agree to contract, immediately ending strike

Biden likely to call Congress back into session

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallies with Liz Cheney in Wisconsin

Montana MAGA conspiracy freak convicted of threatening Kevin McCarthy during the ChiCom spy balloon mania in February 2023

Mike Lawler wore blackface to dress up as Jacko in 2006

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor commands his cult in Michigan

Ken Paxton suing TikTok because whatever parental something

Colorado MAGA clerk gets nine years in the clink for Dominion hack

“His life wasn’t really in peril”