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Republican Philadelphia DA candidate’s website features helpful explainer about the dead woman found in his bathtub in 2013

“There shouldn’t have to be a section for this on anyone’s campaign site, but because some people will not let this go away, I must address it. When November elections come up every year, it is inevitable that we all say to each other, ‘Are these the best two people we can get in this race?’. Many times, the reason for that is because qualified people won’t get into politics because silly things in their background will come up, that they have no control over, and they don’t want to deal with it. I fully realize that when you run for an office as high as that of District Attorney, you will be examined with a magnifying glass and even a microscope. It is what it is.”

“In 2013, I was dating a girl for about 6 weeks, and didn’t really know her. I learned more about her after she died by reading an investigative article done by Philadelphia Magazine, written by Lisa DePaulo, which opened my eyes. In short, the best way to start with this is the Medical Examiner’s report. She was a .45 BAC. That means that 45% of her blood was alcohol!!! The cause of death was alcohol intoxication, but because she was found in my tub, everyone, including myself, assumed she drowned. So many empty vodka bottles were found, it looked like there was a party in my house, but inspection of the security video of people entering and leaving showed only her. I was called the morning after she died, and raced back to Philadelphia. My phone pings demonstrate that I was in Avalon when I got the call, and it pinged all the way to Philadelphia, as I was on my phone the entire time with people and I was in an upset state” and no, I’m not making this up. This shit is really on this guy Charles Peruto’s site. Read more at PerutoForDA.com.

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