Formerly beloved WWE wrestler John Cena now 'John Xina' to MAGA Land following apology for Taiwan sovereignty statement

MAGA meme merging actor/wrestler John Cena with Chairman Xi, retweeted by Dick Grenell. We skipped this yesterday, but not particularly long story short, the ChiComs were upset when Cena had called Taiwan an independent country (which it is) in an interview and threatened to block distribution of his upcoming Fast and Furious 9 film in China, which would’ve cost Universal Pictures the better part of a billion dollars in lost ticket sales. Cena apologized in Mandarin and naturally the red hatters are calling him a turncoat for prostrating to a tyrant. Which is a fair enough assessment, but it’s not really all that different from they way Kevin McCarthy, Nimrata Haley, Lindsey Graham, among other Republicans have behaved toward their Mandarin King in the last few months.

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