“On this Memorial Day, we remember the fallen heroes who took their last breaths in defense of our Nation, our families, our citizens, and our sacred freedoms. The depth of their devotion, the steel of their resolve, and the purity of their patriotism has no equal in human history. On distant battlefields, in far-off oceans, and high in the skies above, they faced down our enemies and gave their lives so that America would prevail. They made the supreme sacrifice so that our people can live in safety and our Nation can thrive in peace. It is because of their gallantry that we can together, as one people, continue our pursuit of America’s glorious destiny. We owe all that we are, and everything we ever hope to be, to these unrivaled heroes. Their memory and their legacy is immortal. Our loyalty to them and to their families is eternal and everlasting. America’s warriors are the single greatest force for justice, peace, liberty, and security among all the nations ever to exist on earth. God bless our fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Coast Guardsmen, Airmen, and Marines. We honor them today, forever, and always” – Statement from the Orange Pharaoh.

Yeah there’s no way Trump himself wrote that. It’s spelled and capitalized properly and doesn’t include anything about “never forgetting” that the election was “stolen” from him, nor that it was “fake news” when The Atlantic reported that Donald had repeatedly badmouthed and disparaged dead service members back in September 2020, a story that was widely believed to have done serious damage to his reelection effort. And was totally believable, despite the whiny protestations from his minions, as it tracked with the shit Trump had said about John McCain’s service.