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Random thoughts Friday, Volume XXII

  • If you’re a Republican who’s been saying the January 6th domestic terrorist attack was the work of Black Lives Matters and antifa, why would you *not* want to have a bipartisan independent Congressional investigation to expose the left-wing plot?
  • Tomorrow, June 5th, marks the 40th anniversary of the first official federal research paper on what would be called HIV/AIDS.  It documented five cases of an unknown virus.  They were not the first cases of HIV in the US, which is thought to have been identified as a 15-year-old in St. Louis… who died in 1969, twelve years before that paper was published.
  • You just knew this Israeli election was going to be a mess, but I never dreamed the Likud Party would call in Cyber Ninjas to do a recount of the Yizre’el Subdistrict.
  • Facebook barring Trump for two years is only relevant if Facebook still has some prominence in two years.  That’s not a given.  
  • Trump’s blog lasted just 29 days, meaning even Greg Abbott’s anti-abortion law couldn’t have saved it.  
  • Mike Lindell claims in his frivolous lawsuit that Dominion Voting Systems’s and Smartmatic’s defamatory statements about him have cost his company $2 billion.  It’s Lindell’s own statements that cost his company money.  So much for the GOP being the “party of personal responsibility.”
  • I would pay cash money to have been chosen for the New York grand jury just to hear the evidence… which I, unfortunately, would not legally be able to share with the NatZero family.
  • Speaking of the NatZero family, once we hit 80% vaccination, we should have a Happy Hour.  
  • UFOs, by definition, exist.  There are things, and will be things, sighted in the sky that we cannot explain.  That doesn’t mean they’re all alien.  Many, if not most, are likely some type of new military technology.  Before deployment, the military reportedly “field tested” stealth technology by flying the F-117 and B-2 over military installations and ships at sea to see if radar crews picked them up so they could check their effectiveness with military unaware of them.  That said, UFOs should be investigated because they could be enemy aircraft or natural phenomenon we do not understand. 
  • The last time UFOs got this much attention was back in the 1980s and 1990s as more people got camcorders.  It was eerie, because every time the person zoomed into the object, it showed up as a diamond-shaped object.  It was like a fleet of identical diamond-shaped craft were flying all over the globe.  Turns out that most lenses used at that time created a small diamond-shaped aperture when the zoom was fully engaged, which created a diamond-shaped image on the film.  
  • How’s Mr. Potatohead doing?  I haven’t heard fear and panic about him on Fox News lately.  I’m worried he’s falling off the culture war radar.  
  • Damn, Matt Gaetz, I can’t stand you and I’m still telling you to shut the hell up for your own sake.  There’s only so much uber-stupid people can stomach.  But of course, you’re from Florida.  
  • Favorite pro sports to watch live (in order):  Football, hockey, baseball.  To watch on television:  Football, hockey, basketball.  Baseball is the only sport to listen to on a radio.  And soccer is the best to have on television when you’re napping.  
  • For those wondering what the Mid-Atlantic cicada invasion sounds like, here’s a video.  This was taken about 30-40 feet from the treeline.  The noise is at 70 decibels, the same loudness as standing five feet from a running vacuum cleaner.  Two cars drove down the road immediately behind the trees while I took this, and you cannot hear them on the video. 

https://youtu.be/loWdNB9qMXs

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