Bolsonaro goes full MAGA

“Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro has begun sowing distrust in next year’s elections, alarming lawmakers and the courts alike. In speeches, Bolsonaro, a former military captain, has been questioning the integrity of an electronic ballot system that’s been in place since 1996 and suggesting he might not even allow elections to happen. Former President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva is currently the runaway favorite heading into the October 2022 contest” – Axios.

Letcher County, Kentucky sheriff Mickey Stines retires

Pete Rose fails to cheat death

Biden calls out Trump’s bullshit

Alpha takes the job seriously

New ballot dropbox bolted down so MAGA mayor can’t hide it again

Biden touts plunging violent crime rates

Orange Pussy squirms away from MSNBC reporter’s questions

Georgia judge rules state’s six-week abortion ban unconstitutional

USPS carrier maces MAGA Michigander enraged over Harris mail

WATCH LIVE: Orange Demagogue capitalizes on tragedy

Justice Department conducting election day dry run in Alaska

Springfield factory owner got death threats for employing Haitians

Demented old codger thinks photo was “staged”

“They’re constantly criticizing our nominee for president”

Harris campaign paying for “RINO” endorser’s home security cams

Jim Jordan noticeably not saying where he’s been the last few days

Orange Freak complains Biden Administration protecting his safety

Nancy Mace issues statement on Hurricane Helene

WATCH LIVE: Biden addresses nation on Hurricane Helene

More hurricanes possibly on the way: NHC

Top Arizona leaders agonized over “non-citizen” voter shitshow

Baby Goebbels wants less talk, more paper towel throwing

Springfield mayor says he hasn’t heard from Jaydee yet

NYC Orthodox Jewish leaders backing Cuomo for mayor

Surprise! Pro-Trump counties by far more reliant on “socialism”

New York Times op-ed board prints urgent plea not to unsubscribe

Eric Adams hires C-list MAGA lawyer

North Carolina officials say they want help, not campaign stops

Boris Johnson planned military raid on Holland to get COVID vaxes

Former Arizona GOP Senator endorses Harris/Walz

WATCH LIVE: Orange Felon screams at cult in Pennsylvania

Marine Le Pen may be completely screwed in 2027 election

Orange Satan prays to the Archangel Michael for protection

More than 60 dead across South after Hurricane Helene

Senator Stepford Wife (R-AL) decries IVF’s use as a political football

Rasmussen polls even more of a scam than originally thought

Tom Emmer lies to anchor’s face and says JD Vance is “very likable”

US fighter jets pew-pew ISIS and Al-Qaeda targets in Syria

Former Florida Republican Congressional candidate charged with threatening to kill opponent, ’cause why not?

Surprise! Republicans and Dems split on Electoral College: polls

Debate Loser again denies he’s filing lawsuit against ABC’s Muir

Big Trucks, Big Fun, Sick Burn!

Harris leads in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nebraska’s 2nd: NYT polls

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIII

Horologists largely agree: Trump’s watches are Chinese-made crap

White Sox set record for Major League frustration

West Virginia GOP finally calls for state senator with priors to resign after a li’l ol’ drunk driving arrest

WATCH LIVE: Trump-Harris doubleheader

IDF thinks they canceled Hezbollah’s top leader

John Gotti’s grandson pleads guilty to COVID relief fund scam