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Random thoughts Friday, Volume XXXII

  • Did I miss the reinstallation?  Or has it been rescheduled… again. 
  • My empathy for current coronavirus patients who opted not to get vaccinated is nil.  You refused to take medical advice.  You have no one to blame for your situation but yourself, and your asinine stubbornness will cost people their lives.  
  • Democrats forced Cuomo out of office for his sexual harassment.  A day before, Republicans in Florida proposed naming a highway after Trump.  That tells you how morally corrupt the GOP is.  
  • If you spent thousands of dollars to go to Lindell’s conference only to hear that there’s no evidence (let alone conclusive evidence), you should be pissed you were forced to spend four days in Sioux Falls for nothing.
  • Lindell’s cyber-symposium should be the final nail in the coffin of the Big Lie.  It won’t be, but it should be.
  • Pro-virus Red Hats think masks will be psychologically scarring for children.  Do they think quarantining in isolation for two weeks or being intubated is less traumatic?
  • Wildfires are sweeping across every continent but Antarctica.  Water levels in reservoirs fall.  The hottest July on record.  But climate change isn’t something we should address, right?
  • I went into a medical dispensary for the first time and I was amazed at the myriad of options available.  When I was in college, there were two types of cannabis:  smoked and not-yet-smoked.
  • Every rational person knew the US withdrawal from Afghanistan would be messy–even those who are now complaining because Biden did it.  The speed with which the Taliban have taken territory shows how they’ve been planning for this withdrawal for months, if not years.
  • The Sturgis motorcycle rally will be pinpointed as the second largest coronavirus superspreader event of the summer, after the coming opening of schools.
  • The Olympics wrapped up earlier this week, and I’m already missing team handball.
  • DeSantis says he doesn’t want to hear Biden talking about coronavirus until Biden does something about the border, a thousand miles away.  Biden should, therefore, require DeSantis to grovel on national television for federal aid for hurricane damage if DeSantis insists on telling Biden how to do his job.  
  • The substitute hosts on Fox News prime time shows are the equivalent of a gradeschooler taking over a Broadway role.  But then, the regular Fox News hosts are like junior high students taking over a Broadway role.  
  • Favorite way to prepare potatoes (in order):  mashed; baked and loaded; scalloped; and oven roasted.   You can’t go wrong with butter and garlic, but salt is a must for every potato recipe.
  • Best baked potato:  “soak” the potato in salt overnight.  Slather in butter before putting in a 350-degree oven right on the racks–and DO NOT wrap in aluminum foil. Bake for an hour.  Half way through, flip over and poke a fork twice.  The potato will be fluffy and the skin will be nice and crispy.
  • Special thanks to Spartan and Otter for picking up the slack for me as I dig out of a pile of work–and then sliced the crap out of my thumb on broken glass to the tune of nine stitches.  

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