Very appropriately named Republican admits he doesn't know what he'll do after he's sworn in to the New Jersey State Senate

A New Jersey truck driver who spent just $153 on his entire campaign is likely to defeat the Democratic leader of the New Jersey Senate, and he wants people to know that he’s going to have a single focus: VOLUME. “I’m going to guarantee one thing – I will be the voice aaaaand people will hear me because if there’s one thing people will learn about me, I’ve got a big mouth and I don’t shut up when I want to be heard,” Edward Durr declared.

Lindsey Graham has died

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Ayatollah vows revenge against Trump

“PRAISE BE TO ALLAH”

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Kristi 💔 Byron

Newsmax viewers’ expectations calibrated inappropriately

Orange Toddler again refuses to sign bipartisan housing bill

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“Midterms are still beyond Trump’s focus zone”

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Palm Beach International now officially Donald J Trump Airport

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Maine state House member says Platner backs her to take over

WATCH LIVE: More deranged bullshit to embarrass Americans

NATO chief says Trump “absolutely right “about Greenland

Beshear demands proof of life from Cocaine Mitch

Mentally ill old man yells at reporters in Turkey: Watch Live

Oil rises, Dow Futures drop after Trump says ceasefire over

Zohran Mamdani is a socialist with his city grocery store plan

Iranians bombed again because the last five bombings didn’t work

Federal judge nukes Georgia 2020 election subpoena

MAHA mom charged with suffocating “vax victim” twin toddlers

WATCH LIVE: Turkey neck chills with Erdawg

French court ubans Marine Le Pen from office

White nationalist deeply offended

Orange Tyrant still pushing his bullshit “SAVE America Act”

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Maine Dems call on Platner to quit

Patriotism situational

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Graham Platner cancels campaign stops ahead of bad story

Tinpot dictator goes on state media to pander to wealthier dictator

Euro football leadership rages over Trump interference

At least 25 dead from heat in New Jersey alone

Desperate times call for…

DC Independence Day Parade canceled due to heat

Iranians mark July 4th with state funeral for Ayatollah

WATCH LIVE: America’s Hitler at Mount Rushmore

Great American State Fair closed due to climate change hoax

Black Floridian stands her ground in Walmart parking lot

Flagging enthusiasm

Former Olympian indicted for touching National Mall reflecting pool

House GOP leaks counter-investigation warning shot to Semafor

Naval aviator missing in Persian Gulf after chopper crash