OMG INFLATION LIBS! - National Zero

“Prices paid by U.S. consumers rose 6.2% from a year earlier, the most since 1990, a broad-based increase adding to evidence of building inflationary pressures. The CPI also rose 0.9% from September. Both advances exceeded all estimates in a Bloomberg survey” Bloomberg reports.

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“Look, Matt Gaetz is a brilliant legal mind”

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Nancy Mace ready to spank the monkey testing lab in her state

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This is so much better than a veto

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“Stop shit like this”

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The Horror

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John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

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Melania unlikely to move into the White House

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Elect a clown, get a circus

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Private prison company stock prices rise again

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