A UK bomb squad was dispatched to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after a man showed up in the emergency room with a WWII mortar stuck in his rectum reports the Sun. “The unnamed patient told doctors he ‘slipped and fell’ on the 17cm by 6cm armour-piercing projectile taken from his private arsenal of military collectables.”
“Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital. A defence source said: ‘It was a solid shot round. It was a chunky, pointed lump of lead designed to rip through a tank’s armour.'”
Sun Doctor Carol Cooper commented that ‘The range of objects that are pushed into rectums is incredible, from wine glasses to ketchup bottles and parts of hoovers.'”