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Future First Lady-in-exile debuts new digital grift

10 hours ago

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Leading US import making big impact with Caribbean Islanders

10 hours ago

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This is so much better than a veto

11 hours ago

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Roadkill expert to lead Trump HHS

16 hours ago

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Four arrested for insurance fraud after biologist determines it was a guy in a bear suit that ripped up Rolls Royce’s interior, not a bear

18 hours ago

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Cornhole wants to see House Ethics report on Matt Gaetz

20 hours ago

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Veteran anchor weighs in on Trump’s unconventional cabinet picks

21 hours ago

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The Onion wins Infowars auction

22 hours ago

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“Stop shit like this”

23 hours ago

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Premature explosion ruins date with Brazilian Supreme Court

24 hours ago

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The Horror

1 day ago

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Rudy lawyerless

1 day ago

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Joint Chiefs on chopping block: report

1 day ago

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Matt Gaetz resigns

2 days ago

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FBI raids Polymarket founder’s home

2 days ago

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Oklahoma school district failed to protect LGBTQ student who later committed suicide, federal investigation finds

2 days ago

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Say hello to Attorney General Rapey McForehead

2 days ago

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“Uncommitted” asshole pleads with Biden to do something now

2 days ago

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China relieved to see Little Marco lead State Department

2 days ago

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John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Washington invaded by otherworldly forces

2 days ago

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Orange Hitler tells House GOP to figure out how he can run in 2028

2 days ago

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Melania unlikely to move into the White House

2 days ago

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Ohio Republican seeks to ban colleges from asking for pronouns

2 days ago

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Jones ally to offer 7-figure bid for Infowars at auction

2 days ago

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Elect a clown, get a circus

2 days ago

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“The only thing I could think of when I heard that Trump won was that my mom is coming home”: psycho Capitol rioter’s daughter

3 days ago

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Michiganders “protest” local Diary of Anne Frank performance

3 days ago

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Boaters forced to endure Disney cruise after catamaran sinks

3 days ago

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Britain devastated by deer outbreak

3 days ago

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Regular guest on Ancient Aliens lands exciting new job

3 days ago

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Climate change side effect to increase climate denialism: report

3 days ago

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Bangladeshis ask Interpol to arrest fugitive ex-dictator

3 days ago

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MAGA Latino says Trump won’t deport “family-oriented” illegals

3 days ago

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Kremlin says they expect their asset to earn his paycheck

4 days ago

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Minnesota man kills sons, wife, ex and himself because Trump got elected again, the New York Post doesn’t report (but wanted to)

4 days ago

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Wicked Barbie doll packaging points to porn site URL

4 days ago

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Private prison company stock prices rise again

4 days ago

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Nick Fuentes apparently confirms he pepper sprayed lib woman

4 days ago

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Orange Tyrant to nominate Stefanik for US Ambassador to UN

4 days ago

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Cuba hit with 6.8 magnitude quake after blackouts, hurricane

5 days ago

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RHESUS MONKEY CRISIS UPDATE: One down, 42 to go

5 days ago

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Daily Wire exposes massive FEMA worker safety conspiracy

6 days ago

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Biden and Trump to meet Wednesday

6 days ago

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Why does a Wendy’s Jr Bacon Cheeseburger still cost $3.99?

6 days ago

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Wildfire breaks out in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park

6 days ago

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIX

6 days ago

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Armed man in body armor arrested near Florida Dem’s house

7 days ago

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Zero escaped rhesus monkeys captured in South Carolina

7 days ago

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Biden lifts ban on US military contractors working in Ukraine

7 days ago

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