Leftist progressive loser Burkina Faso President Roch Kabore has been arrested by mutinous troops and detained at a military camp following an uprising by army soldiers pissed over lack of resources to fight Islamic insurgents in the small West African nation, Reuters reports. Kabore, leader of a party called the People’s Movement for Progress, which may or may not be actually progressive at all but we’re rolling with it anyway, was reportedly taken from his presidential motorcade after a gun battle in the capital city of Ouagadougou. The mutinous troops also reportedly took control of the state TV station, scoring a big win for patriots against the biased, hateful, leftist media.