Trump minion Tom Barrack, who last July was indicted on charges of illegally lobbying for the UAE, charges that for unclear reasons had been shelved internally at the Justice Department in 2019 while Trump was still president, says that two year delay somehow makes the charges invalid in a motion arguing for dismissal filed Monday, as if they served him a sandwich with moldy bread.

"[T]he government's unjustified two-year delay in charging Mr. Barrack also warrants dismissal of the indictment. The government had all the evidence on which the indictment was based in 2019. The indictment pleads the conspiracy terminated in April 2018, and the alleged false statements occurred in June 2019. Why the government waited more than two years, and until after a change in administration, is a question only it can answer, but it should answer it especially given the paramount First Amendment interests at stake. Had the government brought this case when its investigation was complete in 2019, recollections regarding Mr. Barrack's June 2019 interview would have been fresh and the harm from the government's failure to make a contemporaneous record might have been mitigated. The lengthy delay has also prejudiced Mr. Barrack's ability to identify, preserve, and secure documentary evidence and obtain evidence from witnesses whose memories have faded. The government has provided no explanation for its delay, and the specter that the government intentionally delayed bringing this case for political reasons or tactical advantage hangs heavily over this case. Because Mr. Barrack has been deprived of a fair opportunity to defend himself, the indictment should be dismissed," write Barrack's attorneys and damn that is pathetic this asshole thinks he's entitled to his own special statute of limitations.