Categories
Uncategorized

Deranged Minnesota moose infected with brain parasites: autopsy

An autopsy performed on a male moose that terrorized drivers in Minnesota's Iron Range region before a wildlife officer brought it to justice revealed the bull was infected with an array of different parasites that drove it into a homicidal rage, the Grand Forks Herald reports. The University of Minnesota veterinarians who performed the examination of the velvet-horned ungulate's remains made the chilling discovery of hepatitis due to liver flukes, hydatid cysts in its lungs, a moderate winter tick infestation, and brainworm in its eyeball. The other eyeball was presumably unaffected.

"There are quite a few more tests pending. But we can make a fairly educated guess that parasite infestation, especially brainworm, was a contributing factor to its behavior," Minnesota Department of Natural Resources wildlife manager Penny Backman told the Herald. The moose, who was not named in the report (presumably to protect the privacy of his family during this difficult time), had attacked a truck belonging to a logger near Eveleth, Minnesota and stared menacingly at a driver on a road near US Highway 53. The driver made a U-turn and left the area.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Fat Nero insists he’ll be vindicated “some day”

40 minutes ago

Dow futures a precurse ofth greate doome fore merchantes

1 hour ago

MAGA Land celebrates (or non-celebrates) “Liberation Day”

7 hours ago

Team Orange’s “everything thing will be fine” blitz didn’t go so fine

9 hours ago

Three USAID workers DOGEd while on the ground in Myanmar

10 hours ago

“Well, I mean that – come on Jake… Whatever. Listen…”

11 hours ago

At least 16 dead in storms across South and Midwest

12 hours ago

Justice Department lawyer placed on leave for admitting to judge Trump Reich violated lawful court order in deporting Abrego Garcia

24 hours ago

WSJ shades DJT

1 day ago

Message from the Fuhrerbunker on the 7th hole

1 day ago

Orange Caesar purposely avoided press on Friday

2 days ago

Not Movie Night Friday: A history of ancient Japan

2 days ago

Federal prosecutors seek 87 months in the joint for George Santos

2 days ago

North Korea mode activated

2 days ago

Regime abruptly halts deliveries to Nevada food banks

2 days ago

“ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL!”

2 days ago

“DOGE AI” now “fact checking” the Babylon Bee on Twitter

2 days ago

Judge orders Trump regime to get Abrego Garcia back

2 days ago

FEMA director subjected to polygraph test

2 days ago

Judge denies bail to Trump pardonee after assault on young child

2 days ago

The “DEMS IN DISARRAY” under “trending” is just sheer brilliance

2 days ago

Nintendo delays Switch 2 pre-order availability open due to tariffs

2 days ago

Jerome Powell says “lol, no” on rate cut

2 days ago

Caucasian males in suits have diverse theories and opinions

2 days ago

Pro-Hooters Villager wrongly nervous over chain’s bankruptcy

2 days ago

Wall Street tech egghead warns industry being set back a decade

2 days ago

Wizard guy in CNBC article’s top photo for second time this week

2 days ago

Russell Brand charged with rape, multiple sexual assaults

2 days ago

Seven-times bankrupt con artist says this is a unique opportunity

2 days ago

MAGA North Dakota mayor resigns after texting jerkoff video

2 days ago

Loomer happily owns NSA director’s firing

2 days ago

Former Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms to run for gov

3 days ago

AOC 55 – Schumer 36 in 2028 New York Dem Senate primary: poll

3 days ago

Fox News reports Xi Regime launching unprovoked attack on US

3 days ago

Chicoms intro 34 percent tariff on US products

3 days ago

Orange Hitler freaks out over Le Pen ban

3 days ago

South Korean court removes Yoon from office

3 days ago

Jaydee says market selloff “could be worse”

3 days ago

Michigan MAGA weirdo caught stalking AG and her wife again

3 days ago

Indian cops arrest US tourist for leaving Coke can for Sentinelese

3 days ago

Rafael and RonAnon already starting to go soft

3 days ago

Toy seller warns his business facing a “fatal blow” from tariffs

3 days ago

Dow Jones closes down 1,679 points Thursday

3 days ago

Fat fucking idiot still on this “surgery” thing

3 days ago

Not clear if man pointing gun at Cybertruck was political

3 days ago

Weed-lovers to take hit in stupid trade war

3 days ago

Fox News calls on Trump to address major crisis in US auto industry

3 days ago

Well it was kind of a tough week, so…

3 days ago

Half of ICE arrests touted by Trump were already in prison

3 days ago

Florida state Senate passes ban on chemtrails

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x