Capitol rioter does lousy job writing fake review of herself

I 😍 My Clients!!! Customer Service is my first priority. I stop everything to give 100% to everyone who trusts me. Honored to serve you in buying and selling DFW. https://t.co/eBklpzbA78 pic.twitter.com/vEEpvF3gRK

— Jenna Ryan 🇺🇸 (@dotjenna) April 5, 2022

“If we had not used her, we would have made much less for our home,” is about as inorganic and robotic of a sentence as one can get. Jenna should stick to Christian pop and complaining about being politically persecuted because they wouldn’t let her have a phone in jail during her 60 day bid – which she wasn’t supposed to serve at all because of her white skin and blonde hair.

Florida article starts with life coach hanging out with a “spiritual healer,” drinking ayahuasca together, and ends pretty Florida-ishly

Jabbar acted alone during attack: FBI, New Orleans cops

House GOP poodles bark along with their Orange Master

Orange Dementia Patient continues caterwauling about border

Matthew Alan Livelsberger named in Vegas Cybertruck explosion

CNN reports “It’s about to get dangerously cold, even for winter”

Team Orange won’t answer why Trump said terrorist was foreign

Biden says US probing Elontruck explosion

Vegas CyberTrump clusterfuck death toll rises to 1

Death toll rises to 15 in New Orleans terrorist attack

Cybertruck explodes into flames outside Trump Tower Las Vegas

Shamsud Din Jabbar named in New Orleans terrorist attack

WATCH LIVE: New Orleans officials update press on deadly attack

New Orleans suspect likely rented truck in Texas, IEDs were “viable”

Ten dead in vehicular attack in New Orleans

Happy 2025 from National Zero!

Legopocalypse Now: 10 injured in Massachusetts display collapse

Canadian Liberals call on Trudeau to quit

Fanboy Congressman lauds House GOP as enlightened, utopian, civilized in contrast to Dems’ authoritarian nightmare under Pelosi

Tired old degenerate complains Democrats doing their jobs

South Korean court approves Yoon sedition arrest warrant

Canadian traitor willfully submits to dumbass American fascist

Loan shark sues Mike Lindell

MAGA Land got smacked in the Johnson

Too little, too late, too racist, too scary, too gothic, and so on

Jill Biden makes campaign stop in Tallahassee: Florida newspaper

Low Energy Greg offers condolences to Rosalynn Carter

Charlie Kirk warns of “media operation” mirroring his previous ones

Orange Jesus endorses Jesus Dork for Speakership

“Freedom of expression also includes the greatest nonsense”

Nearly half of GOP voters want undocumented put in camps: poll

Fox News reports major progress in battle to reshape America

Orange Felon rages over Kevin McCarthy’s failures

Jimmy Carter has died

Colorado cops think guy was trying to rob bank but aren’t sure

“Shark grabs some Italian for lunch” is right there but, you know

Lawler sides with Team “American workers are subtards”

Bigfoot hunters found dead in Washington forest

Chris Sununu still just really fucking sucks at this

MAGA Land feeling like this isn’t MAGA Land anymore

Florida train defeats fire truck

“Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face”

Scott Brown considering another non-Massachusetts Senate run

Stephen Miller threatens California officials

Movie night Friday: Limitless

CNN thinks Trump meant to message Elon

Mediaite reports Mediaite founder urging media to comply with regime in order to restore their credibility with media consumers

Toddler just wanted to see if there were any toys inside volcano

“As church attendees escorted him from the building, he attempted unsuccessfully to strike several individuals with a whiskey bottle”

Loomer back and posting stupid shit already