“I don’t understand where the men are. Where are the dads, y’know?” epsilon male and Hungary’s next top model Tucker Carlson ponders to hyperhillbillyized fictionalist JD Vance, a Republican candidate for an Ohio Senate seat. “Some teacher’s pushing sex values on your third grader; why aren’t you going in and thrash the teacher. Like, this is an agent of the government pushing someone else’s values on your kid about sex! I mean, w- w- w- where’s the pushback.”