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Marge thinks Democrats intentionally destroying food processing plants because something something Jewish Space Lasers

The latest conspiracy theory Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-Georgia) has latched on to is the perfect way to blame Joe Biden for the baby formula shortage:  Democrats are torching food processing plants around the country because of course they are, Rolling Stone reports.

Greene is unclear about how and why Democrats would do this, but it’s likely Jewish Space Lasers and George Soros are involved.  “The Biden administration and the Democrats … are destroying the very important, most critical part of the fabric of America, and that is our farmers,” Greene ranted on Conspiracy TV, better known as Infowars with Alex Jones. “They’re doing it on purpose. They want to be the global economy. They want to be completely involved. And here we have these ‘random,’ supposedly accidental fires at food processing plants.”

A couple dozen food processing plants have caught fire since the beginning of the year–including a plane crashing into the parking lot of a General Mills plant in Georgia in April which was highlighted on the Tucker Carlson show as an example of this dastardly plan–which is about on pace with the hundreds of factory fires in the US every year.

“Industrial accidents happen, but this is a lot of industrial accidents at processing facilities at the same time the president is warning us about food shortages,” Carlson inquired, because he just asks questions. “They’re getting hit by planes and catching fire? What is going on here?”

But where there’s a problem, Marge and QAnon will find a way to connect it to the Deep State. Somehow, Marge thinks Democrats caused a boiler fire at a plant in Oregon and a equipment failures causing fires at various plants… because as anyone knows, a political party seeking an election advantage in the midterms will cut off food supplies to the electorate because that’ll drive voters to them, right?

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