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Alaska school mistakes chemical sealant for milk, serves it to kids

Juneau, Alaska school district officials say the 12 kids at Sít’ Eeti Shaanáx – Glacier Valley Elementary School who kind of accidentally drank floor sealant instead of milk after some dumbass put the pouch of the milky-looking Hillyard Seal 341 in the cafeteria’s dispenser are doing fine since the chemical is not especially hazardous, the Juneau Empire reports. The mix up occurred when pallets of both white liquids were delivered side by side and whatever asshole working there who evidently doesn’t appreciate the bedrock principle of reading being fundamental to education didn’t fucking read the labels on the pouches. It’s not clear if the milk was used to seal the floor.

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