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Border Patrol union endorses Arizona GOP gov rival to Trump pick

The president of the union representing over 18,000 US Border Patrol agents on Monday diverged from fat former President Trump and endorsed a different woman whose name is more authentically Karen-ish in the Arizona Republican governor primary race. “Anyone can talk tough, but Karrin has the experience and conservative track record we can trust to get the job done,” said Brandon Judd, President of the National Border Patrol Council in backing businesswoman Karrin Taylor Robson over Trump-endorsed fascist QAnon freak Kari Lake. It’s clear that despite Kari Lake’s textbook I-would-like-speak-to-the-manager-immediately haircut and granite-chiseled resting bitch face that there’s nothing like the almost original article when it comes to Karens.

“Karrin” is a name CBP agents can trust to keep white Arizonans in a perpetual state of fear toward brown people from Central America whose kids might be better at sports than white kids or worse: take more effort and less racism than elected Republicans and party officials are willing to put in to make migrants and their families into reliable conservative voters. It’s just too bad for the Border Patrol union that Wendy isn’t running for governor. They’d be thrilled to have her support in obtaining nerve gas and anthrax to use against asylum seekers coming into Arizona.

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