Court gives Trump lawyers less than 24 hours to respond

A Florida federal court has set a deadline of 3:00 PM EDT Friday for Trump’s lawyers to respond to the Justice Department’s motion to unseal the warrant executed by FBI agents at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, CBS News’s David Begnaud reports, which does not give the fat bastard much time to figure out a reason to object that he thinks his fans will buy. Well the smarter ones at least.

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