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Weirdo randomly calls constituents to ask how he can help them

An eccentric wacko’s largely random cold calls to “voters” who he “serves” have been raising eyebrows across the state of Georgia, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports. The weirdo, Jon Ossoff, who “represents” the Peach State while he’s in Washington, DC reportedly carves out a few hours a week to dial up farmers, mayors, and other constituents selected more or less randomly to ask if there’s anything he can do for them. Even more bizarrely, he doesn’t avoid speaking with those who did not donate to his campaign or even vote for him.

“One of the things I said in my victory speech was whether you were for me, or you were against me, I’ll be for you in the Senate,” said Ossoff, whose strange behavior is likely at least partially attributable to his being a member of the “millennial” generation, an aberrant cohort known to prefer “unique experiences” and avocado toast over “politics as usual” and traditional breakfast foods such as corn flakes and blueberry muffins. “I almost always ask people when I talk to them, who else should I call? Would you be willing to make an introduction?” Ossoff added, likely knowing full well those he is referred to did not vote for him either. What an odd duck.

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