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US sends Excalibur and Blinken to Ukraine

The US military have granted Ukrainian forces the use of its most advanced artillery shell, the GPS-guided, $100,000 per round M982 Excalibur, according to budget documents reviewed by Bloomberg. The shell, which can hit within seven feet of a satellite pinpointed target from up to 25 miles away, is designed to reduce collateral damage. The military first deployed Excaliburs in Iraq and used it to cancel Al-Qaeda leader Abu Jurah and his buddies there in 2007.

In related news, Secretary of State Tony Blinken on Wednesday paid a surprise visit to Kyiv to announce a new $2 billion military aid package for Ukraine and other European countries.

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