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Biden says MAGA document leaker’s days are numbered

Speaking to reporters in Dublin on Thursday, President Biden said the still-unidentified “racist, gun-loving” asshole civilian Defense Department employee who posted a trove of military and diplomatic intel in a private Discord server is close to being identified, CNN’s Kylie Atwood reports.

“There’s a full blown investigation going on as you know. The intelligence community and the Justice Department. And they’re getting close. I don’t have an answer for you,” said Biden.

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Belarus extradites fugitive Russian dad

Belarusian authorities on Thursday extradited fugitive Russian single dad Aleksei Moskalyov, who had skipped out on house arrest just prior to being sentenced to two years in the gulag in a persecution that started with his now 13-year old daughter’s anti-war drawing she made in school that was reported to the Putin regime’s thought police by the principal, the New York Times reports.

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Maladjusted loser to plead the Fifth a few hundred more times

Fat former President Trump is in New York City to face the law again on Thursday, this time to plead the Fifth Amendment a few hundred more times in another deposition with Attorney General Leticia James in her $250 million lawsuit against his corrupt businesses, the Daily Beast reports.

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Fifth Circuit partially stays abortion drug ban

The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals on Thursday partially stayed the ban on mifepristone.

“For the reasons given below, IT IS ORDERED that defendants’ motions for a stay pending appeal are GRANTED IN PART. At this preliminary stage, and based on our necessarily abbreviated review, it appears that the statute of limitations bars plaintiffs’ challenges to the Food and Drug Administration’s approval of mifepristone in 2000. In the district court, however, plaintiffs brought a series of alternative arguments regarding FDA’s actions in 2016 and subsequent years. And the district court emphasized that its order separately applied to prohibit FDA’s actions in and after 2016 in accordance with plaintiffs’ alternative arguments. As to those alternative arguments, plaintiffs’ claims are timely. Defendants have not shown that plaintiffs are unlikely to succeed on the merits of their timely challenges. For that reason, and as more fully explained below, defendants’ motions for a stay pending appeal are DENIED IN PART. Defendants’ alternative motions for an administrative stay are DENIED AS MOOT. Plaintiffs’ motion to dismiss the appeal is DENIED. The appeal is EXPEDITED to the next available Oral Argument Calendar,” wrote a three-judge panel.

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Another Trump Admin official kept government records; ordered to turn over emails after two year court battle

A three-judge federal appeals court ordered former Trump administration advisor Peter Navarro to turn over more than 200 emails he kept in a personal email account after he left the government, Politico reports.

Navarro admitted to using a Proton Mail account for official government business, something that reportedly was common with Trump administration officials.  At least seven Trump White House officials used private, non-sanctioned communications tools like personal email accounts or messaging apps that would avoid official channels.  Even though Donald Trump frequently called for Hillary Clinton to be jailed extrajudicially for using a private email account and server, Trump was silent when aides nightwalker Jared Kushner, daughter Ivanka Trump, shirt aficionado Steve Bannon, Hitler Youth alum Steven Miller and guy who doesn’t rate a sobriquet Reince Preibus all used private apps for messages.  Trump never called for their arrest, nor did his administration investigate their use of personal accounts.

Navarro had claimed he could hold on to the government records which fall under the Presidential Records Act because he’s a Republican and the rules don’t apply to Republicans.  No, that’s not true; the truth is even worse:  Navarro claimed the government had no mechanism to enforce the law and said that turning over the documents would violate his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination.  The panel disagreed:  “There is no public interest in Navarro’s retention of the records, and Congress has recognized that the public has an interest in the Nation’s possession and retention of Presidential records.”

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Orange Criminal doesn’t deny “illegally leaked” reports

Wednesday wasn’t a great day for Trump in the news on both the Mar-a-Lago stolen classified documents side or the post-2020 election coup attempt side of the two-pronged Smith investigation and damn does it show. Donald’s so rattled he’s forgetting to call the reporting “fake.”

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Feinstein asks for stand-in on Senate Judiciary Committee

Democratic California Senator Dianne Feinstein asked Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer to temporarily place a colleague on the Senate Judiciary Committee, acknowledging that the 89-year-old’s medical absence has caused significant problems confirming President Biden’s judges, CBS News reports.

Feinstein was hospitalized earlier this year with a severe case of shingles, but was discharged in early March.  Her continued absence from the Judiciary Committee delayed the process of confirmation nominations, pushing some to suggest she should step down from her Senate seat.  Feinstein announced in mid-February that she would not seek reelection in 2024.

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Fox producer recorded discussions between Bartiromo, guests; MSNBC airs tape in which Giuliani admits no evidence of fraud

MSNBC broadcast audio tapes taken by former Fox producer Abby Grossberg of conversations between her host, Maria Bartiromo, and people attempting to undermine the integrity of the 2020 election.  Grossberg reportedly turned over the tapes to Fox Corporation attorneys as part of the Dominion lawsuit, but Fox apparently failed to turn them over to Dominion.  Grossberg filed the tapes as evidence in her lawsuit against Fox, and Dominion lawyers received them from from Fox recently, after the recordings were listed on the evidence sheet in the Grossberg case, indicating Fox failed to turn them over to Dominion in a timely manner during in the defamation case.

The tapes include Rudy Giuliani telling Bartiromo immediately after the election they have no evidence that Dominion machines malfunctioned or were in other ways corrupted.  In another tape recorded in December, members of Trump’s campaign went “off the record” to admit the audits done on Georgia’s ballots were “pretty close” to the reported counts.  MSNBC included video of Giuliani, Trump and sanctioned lawyer and Rudy fart sniffer Jenna Ellis directly contradicting the information on air or at rallies–either on the days the tapes were recorded or within days of the conversations showing that, like Fox on-air hosts, the Trump “election fraud” team knew they were lying.

Gerry Filippatos, Grossberg’s attorney, told MSNBC’s Alex Wagner that Grossberg took the recordings regularly using an app on her cell phone, and distributed transcriptions to Bartiromo and other Fox executives, showing various levels of management knew their on-air claims about election fraud were false.

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Carlson goes full racist on air, calls TN legislator “sharecropper”

Ever the racist with an audible dogwhistle in front of a bullhorn, Fox host and Donald Trump’s new bestie Tucker Carlson tries to denigrate newly reinstalled Tennessee state legislator Justin Pearson using claims that Pearson engages in code-switching to pretend to be whiter than his Black skin should portray–without evidence, Carlson claims this is how got into Maine’s Bowdoin College.  Saying Pearson “[talks] like a sharecropper”… ’cause that ain’t racist.  Also note how Carlson integrates the word “transition” into the screed, attempting to imply by word association that Pearson is somehow connected to the transgender movement.

Carlson may feel that he’s on solid ground now that he’s kissed Trump’s ring after debasing Trump in private messages, celebrating his belief that the network would be rid of the obese blowhard–Trump, not Hannity–after his 2020 election loss.  Don’t be surprised to learn Trump demanded a full hour of primetime with Carlson subservient to him to make up for Carlson’s slander to avoid Trump denigrating Fox too much in his stump speeches, which would shuffle his cult to lower-tier conservative propaganda outlets and costing Fox revenue from its discount advertisers.

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Trump terrorists send Bragg another letter containing white powder

The terrorist wing of the Republican Party, angry that Donald Trump is being held to the same laws as everyone else, send Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg another envelope containing white powder, NBC News reports.  The powder was tested and found to be harmless.

The letter containing the powder was addressed to Bragg and made disparaging remarks about Bragg’s stature, at five foot seven inches tall and weighing around 200 pounds, putting his BMI at less than a 6’2″ 280 pound Donald Trump.  Bragg has indicted Trump for financial felonies related to laundering money to pay off a porn star with whom he had a very brief sexual encounter.

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DeSantis begging Florida Republicans to stop endorsing Trump

Heels-wearing Florida Gov Ron DeSantis’s minions have been calling Sunshine State Republicans to stop them from endorsing disgraced former President Trump after four GOP members of the state’s US House delegation have already thrown their support to the orange bastard, NBC News reports.

Team Tiny D started trying to staunch the bleeding after butthole Congressman Byron Donalds announced his endorsement of the twice-impeached criminal defendant last week. Two Republican members of the House – neither from Florida – have endorsed DeSantis’s not-yet-official bid.

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Alaskan dog’s story of drifting across 150 miles of sea ice and being flown back to reunite with family kind of hackneyed and derivative

This article in Alaskan Public Media about Nanuq, a loveable family dog who go separated from his family on the remote St Lawrence Island when a chunk of sea ice broke off, sending Nanuq out onto adrift in the Bering Sea before the ice floated 150 miles to the Alaskan mainland, where a kind stranger found Nanuq and posted a photo on social media which the family saw, and then arranged for the 1 year-old Australian shepherd to be flown back to St Lawrence to be reunited with them is kind of hackneyed and derivative. Like didn’t we already see this same plot in that lame Homeward Bound movie back in the 1990s? Nanuq’s story even includes a harrowing encounter with an angry seal or polar bear (the family isn’t sure which, they just know Nanuq was bitten on the leg by some asshole animal). Something kind of like that happened in the Homeward Bound movie, right?

The better, more original harrowing sea journey St Lawrence Island story was the one from last year about those two Russians who drifted there from Siberia after fleeing conscription into the war in Ukraine. That was an edgier, more adult-oriented action-comedy with more convincing villains.

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Jack Smith looking into Trump fundraising post-2020 election

Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team are looking into disgraced former President Trump’s fraudulent fundraising off stolen elections claims in the immediate aftermath of his humiliating defeat to now-President Joe Biden in the 2020 election, the Washington Post reports while specifically mentioning wire fraud as a possible charge for the fat fuck and his minions.

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South Carolina MAGA Congressman introduces bill allowing former presidents to move state criminal cases to federal courts

“Congressman Russell Fry (SC-07) has introduced the No More Political Prosecutions Act, legislation that would give Presidents and Vice Presidents, both former and current, the option to move their own civil or criminal cases from a state court to a federal court. Presidents and Vice Presidents are among the most visible politicians in the United States government – making them a target for rogue prosecutors looking to build up their profile and make a name for themselves on the political stage. Because of that threat, it’s important for Presidents and Vice Presidents to have the option to move their case to a federal court – where judges are confirmed by the US Senate, serve in their role for life, and don’t need to win an election to keep their position,” says a statement from Fry’s office.

The proper response for Chuck Schumer to this sort of moronic bill is not to dismiss it outright, but to instead say “Okay, let’s compromise. We’ll pass this into law if there’s an amendment attached that bans the sale of AR-15s and legalizes abortion in all 50 states.” If these hicks want to “message” with dead end legislation to protect their Orange Allah (which wouldn’t really help him that much anyway) then Dems should highlight it by tying it to actually doing something for Americans.

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Trump sues Michael Cohen for $500 million

Normally we would’ve just wrote a text article sourced from Fox News’s “exclusive” about the fat former president’s lawsuit against his ex-lawyer, but rather than get into the bullshit details, we’d rather just marvel at this subheadline. They really fucking printed that at the top. It really is the second-most important point to this Trump legal team press release disguised as a news article.

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Smith team asking about Trump showing off stolen classified map

Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team are asking witnesses questions about fat former President Trump showing off to his buddies at Mar-a-Lago a classified map containing sensitive intel data he had to stolen from the White House, the New York Times reports.

The investigators are pretty sure this happened at least once after Donald left office in disgrace in January 2021. It’s not clear if Trump sharpied any of the map’s content or if he simply wrote “DECLASSIFIED” in large letters to preemptively declare himself immune from charges.

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Judge says he’s likely to appoint special master in Dominion v Fox News to investigate if Fox withheld evidence from discovery

Delaware Superior Court Judge Eric Davis on Wednesday expressed his suspicion that Fox News has been withholding key evidence in the defamation case brought by Dominion Voting Systems over Fox’s 2020 election bullshit and indicated he’s likely to appoint a special master to investigate if Fox is fucking around, CNN reports on a situation going from bad to worse for their right wing rival.

“I am very concerned that there have been misrepresentations to the court. This is very serious… I am very uncomfortable right now,” Davis said as he lit into Fox’s lawyers during a pretrial hearing coming just days before the big showdown is set to begin. Davis ordered the propaganda network’s legal team to preserve “any and all communications” related to the precise nature of newly single and ready to mingle oligarch Rupert Murdoch’s role with the company and its board.

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