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The current French government led by Sebastien Lecornu on Friday survived two no confidence votes brought in quick succession over Lecornu’s move to force a new budget that has everyone pissed off, DPA International reports on the still-ongoing shitshow that had some questioning the Fifth Republic’s long-term prospects as a tenable enterprise.

Officers responding to a burglary alarm at a Ridge bank were met with an unexpected intruder when a buck crashed through a window.

As the deer attempted to escape officers were able to safely lasso the animal and guide him to freedom.

Thanks to Seventh Precinct officers. pic.twitter.com/AQOr56nDF1

— Suffolk County Police Department (@SCPDHq) January 22, 2026

Notice how the reel of bodycam footage – which is a pretty funny and wacky chronicle of the buck trashing a bank branch in the rural MAGA part of eastern Long Island – ends before the deer is out of its sight, the cops’ definition of having “guided” him “to freedom” is letting him run into traffic on New York Route 25 – a pretty busy road that runs from Manhattan to Orient Point – rather than the large wooded preserve area out behind the bank from whence he came. Nice work fellas.

National big box retailer Target has ordered employees not to help any customer hide from ICE or otherwise interfere with their operations in a store, the Wall Street Journal reports.

“Dear Prime Minister Carney: Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada’s joining, what will be, the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday.

Ughhhhhhhhhhh, God just end him already. Smite him with thy divine hammer.

“Maybe we should have put NATO to the test: Invoked Article 5, and forced NATO to come here and protect our Southern Border from further Invasions of Illegal Immigrants, thus freeing up large numbers of Border Patrol Agents for other tasks,” the fat bastard posted earlier.

A federal jury on Thursday acquitted 37 year-old Chicago man Juan Espinoza Martinez on one count of murder-for-hire for supposedly posting a $10,000 bounty on the head of diminutive top Border Patrol official Greg Bovino, who kind of dresses like a member of the Nazi SS, the AP reports.

Martinez, a Mexican national who is not a US citizen, had been painted as a “ranking member” of the Latin Kings in state propaganda but District Judge Joan Lefkow barred that from the trial because, sur-fucking-prise, there’s no evidence that he is or has ever been affiliated with the gang.

.@RealTomHoman: This individual "matched the description [of a target] but they couldn't verify his identity because he was uncooperative… So ICE detained him until they found out who he was. ICE can detain a U.S. citizen if they have probable cause that this person may have… https://t.co/NBbahWDcu5 pic.twitter.com/D0bMFxrDdm

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) January 20, 2026

These incompetent fucking dipshits never cease to amaze… As you can see above, the reich was stuck playing defense after dragging apparently 70-something US citizen ChongLy Thao out of his house, in his underwear, simply because he was being uncooperative with their search for Lue Moua, a sex offender they were seeking who had previously lived at that address in Minneapolis.

Want to know why Moua doesn’t live there anymore? According to the Bulwark, he’s been in fucking prison since for a number of charges, including felony kidnapping. Even better: They could’ve just searched the Minnesota Department of Corrections’ public database – or their own as there’s an active ICE detainer on Moua, meaning that they can and probably will take him into custody for deportation upon his anticipated release date in 2027. Again, ICE’s own fucking database says this.

“RECORD NUMBERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! SHOULD I TRY FOR A FOURTH TERM?” posted convicted felon President Trump while on board Air Force One on Thursday, evidently kind of manic.

The post came just minutes after a reporter asked him about the hideous bruising now evident on both of his hands, to which Trump answered “I’m very good. I clipped it on the table. So I put a little, what do they call it, cream on it. I clipped it. I would say take aspirin if you like your heart, but don’t take aspirin if you don’t want to have a little bruising. I take the big aspirin. When you take the big aspirin, they tell you that you bruise. The doctors said, ‘You don’t have to take that, sir. You are very healthy.’ I said, ‘I’m not taking any chances.’ That’s one of the side effects.”

Sure sounds like a guy who should try to run for president again in 2028 when he’s 82.

Now-former Congressman Matt Gaetz, a credibly-accused sex trafficker who in 2021 was facing possible life in prison if not for federal prosecutors dithering on whether they could land a conviction and who subsequently resigned from Congress and withdrew from the nomination to be US Attorney General just to avoid being called out in a House Ethics report outlining all of that behavior, will not face any discipline from the Sunshine State’s Bar Association, the Tampa Bay Times reports.

“The committee… draws a distinction between offenses of personal morality or alleged crimes which do not have a connection to fitness for the practice of law or otherwise indicate characteristics relevant to law practice,” wrote state Bar official Casey Pless Waterhouse in a letter to the OANN anchorman who probably hasn’t used his law license in years. “You are urged, in the strongest terms, to reflect on your responsibilities as an officer of the court,” Waterhouse added.

“California’s recent redistricting is tainted by an unconstitutional racial gerrymander. In November 2025, California voters adopted Proposition 50, whichamended the state constitution to replace a 2021 map drawn by an independent redistricting commission with one created by an outside mapmaker and endorsed by the California legislature. The stated impetus for the ‘Prop 50 map’ was to ‘flip five congressional seats from Republicans to Democrats,’ in order to ‘counteract’ a political gerrymander by Texas. But unlike Texas’s map, the Prop 50 map suffers from a fatal constitutional flaw: one of the districts (District 13) was clearly drawn ‘on the basis of race.’ The mapmaker himself confirmed as much. In public statements, he candidly admitted that he drew district boundaries to ”ensure that the Latino districts’ are ‘bolstered in order to make them most effective, particularly in the Central Valley,” ie, where District 13 is located,” writes complete cocksucker Solicitor General D John Sauer in a brief in support of some dildo’s bid to overturn Prop 50.

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday actually followed through on his threat to sue JP Morgan Chase and CEO Jamie Dimon for refusing to go along with his commands to lower credit card rates to 10 percent, Fox Business News reports citing a complaint seeking $5 billion.

During a break in Thursday’s Jack Smith testimony House Judiciary, former US Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn had to step in to separate fellow January 6th survivor former DC Metro cop Mike Fanone from batshit insane fascist conspiracy freak and audience regular Ivan Raiklin.

Most of what was said during the altercation remains unclear but Fanone at least heard Raiklin threatening to rape Fanone’s kids, leading the former cop to scream as such at Raiklin.

And yeah, it’s both hands now.

A federal magistrate judge in Minnesota refused to sign off on a criminal complaint against former CNN host Don Lemon this week, leading to his non-arrest over the “terrorist” incident at the pro-ICE Cities Church in St Paul on Sunday, CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports on another L for the regime.

Separately a source tells NBC News that Pam Bondi was “enraged” by the failure to squeeze Lemon.

“The Times Siena Poll, which is always tremendously negative to me, especially just before the Election of 2024, where I won in a Landslide, will be added to my lawsuit against The Failing New York Times. Our lawyers have demanded that they keep all Records, and how they ‘computed’ these fake results – Not just the fact that it was heavily skewed toward Democrats. They will be held fully responsible for all of their Radical Left lies and wrongdoing!” posted the extremely hard-working President of the United States during an all-too brief moment on the sidelines of an important and hectic international summit of world leaders in Davos, Switzerland on Thursday.

“Something has to be done about Fake Polls! They are truly OUT OF CONTROL. We have the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, we have the Strongest Border in History, nobody has ever done a job like I have done, and they have me in the low 40s. The Democrats destroyed Healthcare, I’m trying to fix it, and they give me FAKE low numbers. Fake Polls on the Economy, on the Border, on just about everything, are ridiculous and dangerous. The REAL Polls have been GREAT, but they refuse to print them. This is no different than a writer who is corrupt, of which there are many. The New York Times, and so many others, print Polls that are knowingly false. They have become deranged, and sick. They suffer from a major case of TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (TDS). Their 2024 Election coverage was so bad, and so wrong, and yet they never get called out for it – But I am calling them out with the lawsuit that I have filed which is making its way through the Courts. They have to pay a price for FAKE AND FRAUDULENT NEWS and, hopefully, in the not too distant future, they will!” the President continued with his important message of global cooperation.

A South Korean court on Wednesday sentenced former South Korean Prime Minister Han Duck-Soo to 23 years in prison for his role in his boss – disgraced ex-President Yoon Suk Yeol’s – 2024 attempt to declare martial law in the country over some localized QAnon bullshit, the AP reports.

Feckless idiot US Attorney General Pam Bondi on Thursday announced the arrests of “terrorists” Nekima Levy Armstrong and Chauntyll Louisa Allen for storming into the Cities Church in St Paul, Minnesota and confronting pro-ICE pastor David Easterwood during his sermon on Sunday, the Gateway Pundit reports with their usual masturbatory glee over stupid bullshit like this.

There’s no information on whether the two had actually been indicted by a grand jury for any crime so it’s not clear if these arrests were for anything other than MAGA spank material.

Wow! That headline’s a keeper, right? Such a simple, yet clever hook that was too good to pass up even at the risk of trivializing the suffering of 44 people who were killed and about another 305 injured in what Reuters reports has been four accidents this week on Spanish railroads.

The first and by far the deadliest was Sunday’s derailment and then collision between two high speed trains in the country’s southern Andalusian region in which the death toll has reached 43 with 15 of 292 injuries sustained termed as critical. Then on Tuesday a commuter train derailed after a containment wall fell on the track due ​to heavy rain near the city of Barcelona, killing ‌the driver and seriously injuring four passengers. On Thursday in two separate incidents, construction cranes struck passing commuter trains in the country’s southeastern Murcia and and northwest Catalonia.

Understandably, Spain’s rail operators union called for a strike until government officials get safety regulations and inspections back on track. Hahahahaha! National Zero’s still got the juice!

Anyone demented enough to have been watching the Gaza “Board of Peace” circlejerk at 5:30 AM or earlier in the United States this morning might have noticed the absence of a key player in the charade, Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu, who would have not even made it to the building as he would have been arrested and promptly sent to the Hague to answer his International Criminal Court warrant for the war crimes he ordered committed in the territory, the Financial Times reports.