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Asked to comment on RNC Chairwoman Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel’s wishful thinking on Sunday that disgraced former President Trump will honor a pledge to support the Republican 2024 nominee if he loses, a spokesperson for the twice-impeached orange degenerate told CNN reporter Kristen Holmes that “President Trump will support the Republican nominee because it will be him.”

“The only way all this corruption ends is if you start executing the people who are corrupt after their trials and conviction. Everyone has to know there will be consequences for selling out the country”

– The current top comment on the Gateway Pundit article “#ARRESTKATIEHOBBS Trending On Twitter Following EXPLOSIVE Claims That Sinaloa Cartel Uses Money Laundering, Bribes To Control Katie Hobbs And Others,” posted Sunday morning and goddamn there’s a lot to unpack here.

Because even before the comment – its characteristic bloodthirst and the cognitive dissonance of a Gateway Pundit reader calling for “consequences for selling out the country” after years of such sins committed openly and brazenly by the Trump-Kushner Regime – or the article it appears under, with the headline saying “#ARRESTKATIEHOBBS” is merely trending, a self-generated permission slip to propagate the defamatory claims while not necessarily owning them – there’s the batshit conspiracy itself where a sitting governor is accused of colluding with a murderous drug cartel.

It all started Thursday when a State Farm insurance agent named Jacqueline Breger testified to a joint hearing by the Arizona State House and Senate Election Committees, claiming that her boyfriend, a far right local attorney named John Thaler, had uncovered evidence of some sort of housing deed scheme in with Hobbs and dozens of state and local Arizona officials and judges had laundered money for the Sinaloa cartel and then something something election fraud. Breger said all the evidence will be in a book that Thaler will publish soon, according to the Arizona mirror.

That’s not even half of the shit this maniac – who was invited by MAGA state lawmakers – said to a legislative hearing on elections. It’s just all we can cram into the bottom of an article that was supposed to be about yet another hypocritical comment written by a Gateway Pundit reader.

In an interview with one of his many state-owned media outlets, Russian President Vladimir Putin claimed NATO countries were already “taking part” in military action because they’re supplying defenders in Ukraine against the Russian invasion, with the NATO’s “one goal: to disband the former Soviet Union and its fundamental part … the Russian Federation.”

Per Politico, the man who ordered the invasion of a neighboring sovereign nation claimed Western aid to support Ukraine’s defenders repelling Russian invasions were actually an attempt to support “this new world that is taking shape [and] being built only in the interests of just one country, the United States.  I do not even know if such an ethnic group as the Russian people will be able to survive in the form in which it exists today.”

The false narrative of outsiders trying to dismantle the amassed power of the majority ethnic group is one frequently touted by Fox host and Putin fan Tucker Carlson, who claims everyone from Black Americans to Central American migrants to “the people who control the media”–i.e., the Jews–are replacing white people in the US.

In early 2018 fat President Trump’s minions called a Disney lobbyist to demand that late night host Jimmy Kimmel be punished for daring to mock him, according to a new report by Rolling Stone.

It’s not clear what exactly Kimmel had said that angered the fat bastard so much, but January 2018 was an extremely bad month for the MAGA Reich, even by their abysmal standards as the orange asshole melted down over Michael Wolff’s book Fire and Fury, the Stormy Daniels story broke, and Dem Senators told the press about the “shithole countries” remark Trump made during a meeting on immigration policy. So Kimmel had plenty to work with and Donald wanted him fired or to apologize publicly for what were probably pretty obvious jokes about the dysfunction and disarray.

Disgraced former President Trump leads Napoleonic Florida Governor Ron DeSantis 43 percent to 28 percent in a full 2024 Republican presidential primary field survey question by Fox News polls.

Tied for third at 7 percent are Nimrata “Nikki” Haley and Mike “Don’t Hang Me” Pence, with Lizard Cheney and Low Energy Greg in fourth at 2 percent, and the rest of the question’s field of Mike Pompeo, Tim Scott, Glenn Youngkin, and Kristi Noem all pulling 1 percent each.

A 52 year-old resident of The Villages, Florida was arrested Thursday after drunkenly pissing herself and pulling her husband’s pants down during a struggle with cops, Villages-News.com reports.

The saga began when the Village of Lady Lake Police Department responded to a report that registered Republican Kerry Ann Graber was passed out drunk on a sidewalk at Spanish Springs Town Square. By the time cops arrived, Graber had managed to drag herself up to a nearby bench, on which officers observed her jeans were “saturated” and Graber indicated she had pissed herself.

Graber’s husband then arrived at the scene to pick her up, and she then began screaming and cursing at the officers as she was being led away to the vehicle. She then jumped out and continued the tirade, upon which cops decided to place her under arrest for disorderly conduct. Graber struggled and then somehow pulled her husband’s pant down during the melee. She was booked at the Lake County Jail on $1,500 bond. It’s not clear if they gave her clean pants and underwear.

Titular Republican Party leader Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel on Sunday confidently predicted that fat former President Trump would sign her stupid “loyalty pledge” in which Republican presidential candidates must promise to support the eventual 2024 nominee as a precondition for participating in the primary debates. It’s not clear why she implied him signing it means the same as actually honoring it, seeing as how Trump in 2017 also said “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States,” and then didn’t. At all.

The US Department of Energy has concluded that the COVID-19 virus most likely originated from a ChiCom government laboratory in Wuhan, China, the Wall Street Journal reports in an “exclusive.”

The Department of Energy came to the conclusion based on new intelligence and “is significant because the agency has considerable scientific expertise and oversees a network of US national laboratories, some of which conduct advanced biological research,” according to the Journal, which we copied verbatim to relay to readers who would understandably be pretty skeptical as to why the Energy Department would have any expertise in something obviously not energy-related.

The Journal describes the conclusion as “low confidence,” but one the FBI in 2021 reached with “moderate confidence.” The two agencies are the only ones with any confidence about the virus’s origin having come from a laboratory. The National Intelligence Council rates natural transmission from an infected animal with low confidence, while the CIA is undecided between natural and lab-based transmission. No further details about the updated intel were available to the Journal.

MAGA asshole cartoonist Scott Adams on Saturday lamented the end of his career after his racist Wednesday rant caused dozens of newspapers to drop his once-popular Dilbert comic strip. “Most of my income will be gone by next week. My reputation for the rest of my life is destroyed. You can’t come back from this, am I right? There’s no way you can come back from this,” said Adams to his livestream audience, according to the Washington Post. Sucks for him.

Countering Americans’ tendency toward “self-criticism and self-doubt,” billionaire Warren Buffett expressed, in his annual letter to Berkshire-Hathaway investors, enthusiasm for the long-term growth of the nation’s economy saying, “I have yet to see a time when it made sense to make a long-term bet against America.”

Perhaps the most interesting observation made by Buffett, however, had to do with the corporate tax structure in the United States and how it tilts to favor major corporations:

The $32 trillion of revenue [collected by the US Treasury during the decade ending in 2022] was garnered by the Treasury through individual income taxes (48%), social security and related receipts (34 1⁄2 %), corporate income tax payments (8 1⁄2 %) and a wide variety of lesser levies. Berkshire’s contribution via the corporate income tax was $32 billion during the decade, almost exactly a tenth of 1% of all money that the Treasury collected.

And that means – brace yourself – had there been roughly 1,000 taxpayers in the U.S. matching Berkshire’s payments, no other businesses nor any of the country’s 131 million households would have needed to pay any taxes to the federal government. Not a dime.

It should also be noted that over that time period, Berkshire never had a losing year.  And $3.2 billion in annual tax payments from, say, ExxonMobil’s $55 billion in profit wouldn’t even be the minimum tax as suggested by the Biden Administration.

At best, the tenth-best Hollywood Hercules and loud-mouth poorly-educated conservative Kevin Sorbo prostitutes himself for his Cameo channel, where you can order him to give your drunk uncle a birthday greeting or command that Sorbo record a retirement message for the co-worker you intensely dislike:  “Thanks for thirty years of service to our company, Sheila.  Here’s a message from Kevin Sorbo about your Social Security disappearing soon.”  In his Jeb!-esque “Please clap” appeal, Sorbs (as he says his “friends” call him) says he’s available for most any holiday, so if you’re looking for a last-minute way to commemorate Black History Month, he’s your CIS man.

The Lee County, Florida Republican Party, which last year voted on a set of batshit resolutions declaring the WHO and World Economic Forum to be “terrorist organizations” and banning federal agents from the county is now at again, passing a new resolution urging Governor Ron DeSantis to ban the sale and distribution of the COVID-19 vaccine in the state, WINK reports.

“The Lee County Republican Party is going to be on the vanguard of this campaign to stop the genocide because we have foreign non-governmental entities that are unleashing biological weapons on the American people. If you got this shot, you go home and hug your pregnant wife – she can have a miscarriage through skin contact,” said member and resolution author Joe Sansone, who is a licensed psychotherapist in his day job. Yeah, that’s what the article says.

US Secret Service agents in 2017 questioned then-future Congressman George Santos after finding his home address in a vehicle tied to a suspect in an ATM skimming investigation, CBS News reports.

More than 400,000 customers of DTE Energy in southcentral Michigan remain without power after a massive ice storm struck the region Friday, the Detroit News reports, with the utility saying some may not be restored until Sunday.

DTE Energy reported 87% of the customers have electrical service in the area as of noon local time Saturday, short of the goal of 90% set by the company’s CEO Friday.  The area impacted is south of Lansing, west of Ann Arbor and east of Kalamazoo.

This is so dense with bullshit and it’s hard to tell which parts of it are intentional lies versus what’s simply incorrect. What the fuck is this “Chinatown” thing? How does it matter if he had the power to declassify the documents if he didn’t actually do it? Why is he saying the FBI didn’t have a search warrant to raid Mar-a-Lago? Sure, Trump just spews this shit to try to overwhelm his opponents, but isn’t it at least supposed to make some sort of sense to his fans? Can they even follow this?

“There is no case against me in Georgia because I did NOTHING WRONG, but in any event, and everyone agrees, the out of control Foreperson who did an illegal and unprecedented Media Tour DURING the process, makes the case dead for a second reason. Same in New York City, where the Democrat Prosecutor actually wrote and released a book during the Witch Hunt… TAINTED both! TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME coupled with Prosecutorial Misconduct!” Trump continued “venting” in another post. Then playtime was over and things got serious. Caps lock was engaged. “MASSIVE & UNPRECEDENTED PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT DUE TO TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME & BIG LEADS AGAINST BOTH PARTIES IN POLLS!!!” Trump wrote.

The whole “Replacement Theory” MAGA crusade has become just a tad less than an abstraction for QAnon fan Congresswoman Lauren Boebert as a Mexican restaurant has been approved to take over the former location of her lousy dump Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado, the Denver Post reports.

The Rifle City Council unanimously approved a liquor license application from the owners of Tapatios in nearby New Castle seeking to open a second location right where Shooters used to be prior to its failure last year. So quite literally Mexicans are replacing conservative whites.

DC federal Judge Beryl Howell on Friday unsealed her December 28th decision allowing federal prosecutors access to more than 2,000 emails sent and received by Trump coup plotter and House Freedom Caucasians leader Congressman Scott Perry in late 2020 and early 2021, Politico reports.

• Remember when Ronald Reagan characterized America as the “shining city on the hill” that other nations would aspire to be?  Today’s Republicans don’t, nor do those isolationists want America to play that role in global affairs.
• Trump trumpeted his visit to East Palestine, Ohio, while Biden visits war-torn Ukraine.  Trump hands out hats while campaigning for his ego and perhaps, his freedom.  Biden delivered hope and encouragement to people defending democracy and fighting for a nation’s freedom.  History will favor Biden, but domestic politics may favor Trump.
• Recently departed Richard Belzer’s “Munch” character is widely credited with being the American television character, portrayed by the same actor, to appear on the most programs:  Homicide:  Life on the Street, all the Law & Order franchise shows, The Wire, X-Files, among others.  (And legendarily on “The Simpsons,” although there’s no official record of Belzer being on the show, so possibly a background cop somewhere?)
• Marjorie Taylor Greene suffers from a condition of people common among those who don’t read books and don’t know history.  She thinks every idea she has is a unique innovation no one has ever thought of before, but she doesn’t read so she doesn’t realize these ideas have all been presented–and summarily dismissed as idiotic–in the past.

The left is absolutely FURIOUS that Amazon now has a competitor – and it's made up entirely of conservative, America-first companies.

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— Mammoth Nation (@MammothNationUS) February 6, 2023

You won’t see it here in the embed but this is the kind of company the new Elon Musk-ified Twitter is taking ad money from these days. So we guess it is taking over Amazon in that respect.