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Asked by Dem Congressman Eric Swalwell if he denounces the House Judiciary GOP’s moronic “Kanye. Elon. Trump.” tweet, House Judiciary GOP leader Jim Jordan panicked and lied, saying “That tweet was not our account,” as if it hasn’t been fucking obvious from the beginning that the spandex-wearing grapple freak operates that account and writes all the tweets.

The dispersal of educated professionals in remote work-friendly jobs from cities out into suburban, exurban, and rural areas during the COVID-19 pandemic helped stem the bleeding for Democrats in the House in 2022, according to a new analysis by George Mason University political scientist Justin Gest in Politico. And yeah, Gest also mentions the disproportionately high deaths from the virus among Republican voters after the vaccines became widely available.

“Data from the U.S. Postal Service and Census Bureau shows how the pandemic drove urban professionals who were able to work remotely – disproportionately Democrats – out of coastal, progressive cities to seek more space or recreational amenities in the nation’s suburbs and Sun Belt. This moved liberals out of electoral districts where Democrats reliably won by large margins into many purple regions that had the potential to swing with just small changes to the map. And because partisan gerrymanderers carved up new districts before the extent of pandemic mobility data was understood, they could not neutralize the population shifts,” Gest writes.

Not really that much of surprise considering Donald told his fanboys Clay Travis and Butt Sexton in an interview back in July that Griner basically deserved it. “She knew you don’t go in there loaded up with drugs… It certainly doesn’t seem like a very good trade, does it?” he said.

The Supreme Court of The United Kingdom on Thursday upheld a Northern Ireland law banning the presence of pro-forced birthers from a 100-meter radius of any abortion provider, Fox News reports.

Some great news today: the national average gas price is lower than its level one year ago.

— President Biden (@POTUS) December 8, 2022

And with this, prepare for a week-long series of “special reports” on Fox about unverified claims that Hunter Biden personally bought kitty litter with cross-shaped particles for furries attending elementary schools in San Francisco so that illegal immigrant criminal toddlers could poop on Jesus.

Aside from going to play golf nearby a few times, disgraced former President Trump has not left Mar-a-Lago once since launching his 2024 comeback attempt last month, raising fears among his minions of a low energy campaign from the fat, entitled bastard, the Washington Post reports.

Another reason to impeach Biden.

The President of the United States traded Russian terrorist arms dealer, Viktor Bout, left a U.S. Marine in Russian jail, and brought home a professional basketball player.

How many people will Viktor Bout now kill bc Biden set him free?

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) December 8, 2022

Again, all these MAGA reactions leave out that Paul Whelan was arrested two years and 23 days before Trump left office and the fat orange fuck made absolutely no attempt to secure his release.

The US House of Representatives on Tuesday again passed the Marriage Equality bill protecting the right to same-sex and interracial marriage from the extremists on the Supreme Court. The final total of yes votes is not yet known, but as of 10:59 AM EST the yays crossed the majority threshold. The bill, HR 4804, passed by the Senate last week (and the House earlier this year, changes by the Senate necessitated Thurday’s re-vote) and will now head to President Biden’s desk for signature.

A new Yahoo News/You Gov survey of Republican voters finds short little bastard Florida Gov Ron DeSantis leading disgraced former President Trump 47 percent to 42 percent for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination among Republican voters, a swing from an October Yahoo News/YouGov survey finding the Orange God Emperor ahead of his upstart fascist rival 45 to 35.

Trump however still leads DeSantis 53 to 39 percent among those who identified themselves as “strong” Republicans in the survey, signaling extreme loyalty in the MAGA cult that may not carry over to DeSantis should he prevail in the primary. The other, possibly more important issue here for Ronnie is that the main Trump vs DeSantis question was presented as a simple head-to-head, with the remainder answering “don’t know.” When it’s a full field with 10 other candidates, Trump’s 35 percent holds, while DeSantis’s support drops to 33 percent, suggesting Republicans would do well to study how quickly and Democrats unified around Biden in the 2020 primary season, when all the second tier candidates dropping out early and endorsing him almost simultaneously to close the door on a protracted Biden vs Bernie fight. Trump won’t drop out graciously like Bernie Sanders did in 2020, but that sort of unity around DeSantis should be enough for him to clinch the nomination.

Doesn’t mean it’ll happen. It probably won’t. Democrats might often be a shitshow of a party, but nobody invents novel new ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Republicans can.

I'm glad Brittney is coming home…but what about U.S. Marine vet Paul Whelan? He's still held by Putin in Russia. For Biden to give Putin a dangerous arms dealer – someone known as the "Merchant of Death" – is weak & disgusting. Doing so while leaving Paul behind is unforgivable.

— Rick Scott (@SenRickScott) December 8, 2022

Vampire-ish white collar criminal Rick Scott seems to be implying that it’s unfair that a weed-using Black lesbian athlete arrested earlier this year gets to come home while the white male Trump fan former Marine arrested three years ago whom Donald did nothing to try to free at any point prior to leaving office is still stuck in the gulag. Yes, it sucks Paul Whelan is not also coming home yet. That doesn’t mean Griner should have to stay there. Maybe Scott should find another Russian national being incarcerated here in the United States to suggest for an exchange for Whelan. Also worth noting here that this Bout asshole was already 14 years into his 25 year sentence.

WNBA star Brittney Griner has been freed by the Putin Regime, the AP reports.

The New York Times will likely have a 24-hour walkout of its editorial staff starting at midnight Eastern Time in the first labor action of its kind at the esteemed newspaper in forty years, the Guardian reports.

Union members of the NewsGuild of New York, consisting mainly of newsroom staff but including some production employees, hope to jumpstart the negotiations for a new contract.  The old one expired in March 2021, and they’ve been negotiating since, but talks have stalled.

NYT reporter Sheera Frenkel tweeted, “I am joining more than 1,100 of my colleagues at the NYT on strike tomorrow. Among national, business, and metro reporters, more than 90% of the desk is joining the strike. None of us wanted it to come to this, but two years is too long to wait for a fair contract.”

Welcome to Schadenfreude Theatre!  In tonight’s episode, two key advisors to Donald Trump bemoan the Georgia Senate loss of animated crash test dummy Texan Herschel Walker Tuesday.  What’s fun about this is how both Hannity and Ingraham blame Senate Republicans for not supporting Walker when Senate ongoing-Minority Leader Mitch McConnell put in a reported $45 million into the race and Walker was chaperoned around by such conservative handlers as Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz–which, if you’re gonna pick two handlers to attract independent voters, who else would you choose?

In this clip as why lament Republicans’ historic unpopularity in the midterms, Hannity and Ingraham would never admit that one of the biggest factors in incumbent Democratic Georgia Senator Rev. Raphael Warnock’s fifth election victory in two years (including primaries) was that Donald Trump’s handpicked nominee sucked balls.  And maybe have a better policy platform than “I wanna be a werewolf, not a vampire.”  So, of course, the Tweedles–Mr. Dum and Mrs. Dee–blame…. Ronna Romney McDaniel.

Weeks after he told employees of Twitter to go “hardcore” or go home (because they were fired), new owner Elon Musk has reportedly converted some of the company’s numerous empty offices into bedrooms to facilitate workers’ “hardcore” schedule, the BBC reports.

Photos show a double bed, nightstand, chairs, wardrobes and floor lamps arranged in an office, trying badly to look like a hotel room… a cold, sterile, carpetless, more-impersonal-than-normal hotel room.  No television, of course, because it would distract from the “hardcore” coding.  Musk has reportedly been staying in one of these cells since he bought Twitter, apparently following the Herschel Walker playbook for raising his 8-10 children.

The residential cells have raised questions with San Francisco authorities who have suggested it violates a number of zoning, safety, labor and decorating regulations and norms.  Of course, Musk’s newly-found rightwing troll army will say the “librul” San Francisco is pickin’ on Elon ’cause he love FREE SPEACH [sic] and libs hate FREE SPEACH.  But it really has to do with the fact that the Twitter office is zone for neither residential or hotel use.

https://youtu.be/TVDVNYszP4c

Imagine having a former President of the United States as the First DeeJay at your wedding!  For the right amount of money, you can rent out the document depot at Mar-a-Lago, and have a cameo from a senile, half-dressed, washed-up reality television star!

Okay, so that’s not what’s happening here.  The tieless Trump, y’know, totally unplanned, stopped by to salute the QAnon conference that paid the extraordinary catering fees to line his pockets while they eat burnt Salisbury steak.  He wonders aloud where disgraced general, admitted perjured Mike Flynn, who shouldn’t be hard to miss because he was dressed like this:

Former First Daughter (in more ways than one) Ivanka Trump will no longer be required to report her business’s activities to a court-appointed overseer monitoring the transactions of the Trump Organization, the New York Attorney General and a judge announced Monday, the Daily Beast reports.

Alerted to concerns of the Attorney General’s office that Trump would try to hide assets following the announcement of a $250 million (at least) lawsuit against the company, Judge Authur Engoron required all corporate transactions undertaken by the Trump Org be reviewed by an independent monitor.

Engoron agreed with the AG’s office that Ivanka Trump’s business operations were independent from the operation of the family business, allowing her enterprises to avoid scrutiny.  Now she just has to decide what to do with the dozen or so Chinese trademarks she got while she had an office in the White House.

Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani, the 57-year-old former chief operating officer of biotech start-up Theranos, received a 155-month prison sentence for defrauding investors about the company’s products, CBS News reports.

Balwani’s sentence was greater than the one handed down to Theranos CEO, the more Hollywood-friendly Elizabeth Holmes, with whom he carried on a romantic relationship.  Holmes claimed Balwani controlled her through psychological and sexual abuse.

Theranos gained a billion dollars in funding for a device which it claimed could diagnose myriad diseases and medical conditions using just a few drops of a patient’s blood.  Although the company attempted to develop such a device, it never succeeded despite claims that it had.

Earle, Arkansas has a new mayor.  In a few years, he’ll be able to legally sip some champagne to celebrate.  That’s because the town’s new mayor is 18-year-old Jaylen Smith, who was a senior in the local high school six months ago.

CNN reports Smith defeated the town’s street and sanitation superintendent by a 235-185 vote to lead the 1,831 people of Earle for the next four years.  To prepare for the job which he takes in early January, Smith is calling mayors across the state as well as working with Frank Scott Jr., the mayor of Little Rock and the head of the African American Mayors Association.

Smith ran on a platform to clear the abandoned homes in town that has lost about half its population in the last 30 years.  He also wants to have a police force that operates 24 hours per day and implement public transportation routes to the area’s grocery stores.

“A federal grand jury has returned a six-count indictment against Joseph Harding, 35, of Williston, Florida. The indictment was announced by Jason R. Coody, United States Attorney for the Northern District of Florida. The Indictment alleges that between December 1, 2020, and March 1, 2021, Harding committed two acts of wire fraud by participating in a scheme to defraud the Small Business Administration (SBA) and for obtaining coronavirus-related small business loans by means of materially false and fraudulent pretenses, representations, and promises, and for the purpose of executing such scheme, caused wire communications to be transmitted in interstate commerce. The Indictment alleges that Harding made and caused to be made false and fraudulent SBA Economic Injury Disaster Loan (EIDL) applications, and made false representations in supporting loan documentation, in the names of dormant business entities, submitted to the SBA,” says a Justice Department press release on yet another scam by a member of the “law and order” party.

Donald Trump hosted a conference at Mar-a-Lago, his senior detention center and classified document depository, featuring a prominent Pizzagate proponent who continues to claim Trump personally freed hundreds of children from sex trafficking every month of his presidency.

According to ABC News, Liz Crokin delivered a speech at the event, marking another week where Trump hosted a loony conspiracy theorist at his flop house.  Trump and Crokin took photos together after the event, with each giving a thumbs-up.

Banned by social media for spreading false claims about coronavirus, migrants, the election and virtually everything, Crokin continues to be one of the prominent characters of the waning QAnon cult.  She was hosting a fundraising for a documentary she’s involved with that purports to expose a massive child sex trafficking ring in Hollywood.  Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-Ga.) has credited Crokin as the person who introduced her to the QAnon conspiracy theory, which claims Democrats were running a child sex ring out of the basement of a Georgetown pizza parlor… that doesn’t have a basement.