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We’re at this point in the Wisconsin Senate campaign: when candidates must prove how much of an alcoholic they are drinking drinks quickly. For some reason, they didn’t include the shot of Russia vodka incumbent Republican Senator and Putin puppet Ron Johnson (allegedly) took before downing the chaser.  This might also explain Johnson reportedly bad performance in tonight’s debate against Democratic nominee Mandela Barnes.

The shooting of three people at a low-budget resort north of Montreal by three men who drove a black SUV involved a former business partner of a woman who claimed to be an heir to the Rothschild fortune and gained access to Mar-a-Lago while Trump hid a horde of government documents there, CBC News reports.

A Russian-speaking Ukrainian-born Canadian entrepreneur, Valeriy Tarasenko was one of three people shot at at the Estérel Resort hotel complex in Estérel, Quebec.  He survived the shooting but was in serious condition with non-life-threatening injuries at a local hospital.

Tarasenko was a business partner with Inna Yashchyshyn, another Russian-speaking Ukrainian who pretended to be a member of uber-wealthy Rothschild family who was photographed with Donald Trump and Lindsey Graham, among others, at various Mar-a-Lago functions, spotlighting the lack of security screen for people while Donald Trump had hundreds of thousands of pages of government documents, including classified information, scattered around the supper club and wedding venue.

Senator Lindsey Graham was so upset by the mother of slain Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick’s mom badmouthing disgraced former President Trump he said “we’re going to end the meeting right now,” if she wouldn’t stop, Politico reports on a preview of former DC Metro cop Mike Fanone’s upcoming book, Hold The Line. That Lindsey acted in such a way is somewhat surprising given Lindsey’s reputation as kind of a weak cowardly little bitch. Here he is completely shutting down a dead cop’s mom for talking shit about Trump, which is kind of badass if you’re on Team MAGA.

With Friday’s job creation report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, President Joe Biden surpasses 10 million jobs created to this point in his administration, by far the most of any post-World War II president in his first 20 months in office.  But you can’t really appreciate the difficulty of this feat until you compare it with his predecessors.

Looking at the total jobs created is a bit misleading, given that Biden has been in office less than half a term, but as you can see, his job creation numbers rank him sixth of all post-war presidents.

One of the mothers of Herschel Walker’s children who previously had an abortion at his urging that he paid for told the New York Times that Walker wanted her to abort a second pregnancy he was responsible for, a prospect she refused and ultimately gave birth to one of Walker’s sons, the New York Times reports.

Walker and the unnamed woman had a years-long relationship.  In 2009, she became pregnant and at Walker’s urging, she aborted that fetus.  Walker allegedly paid for the abortion and later sent her a get-well card.  The woman kept an image of the canceled check, the receipt from the procedure and the card Walker sent.  Walker completely denies the claim.

Walker and the woman kept up their relationship after the abortion, and the woman again became pregnant by Walker in 2011.  Walker urged her to terminate the pregnancy, which the woman refused to do.  The two ultimately split up over the decision and the woman is raising the now-10-year-old boy on her own.

Do you hate crime? Not fake crimes like paying personal expenses with campaign money or just storing government documents in a closet, but crime crimes. The ones that can happen to anyone, especially white people in the suburbs while they’re watching the evening news.

See that? That’s REAL crime right there. That’s EXACTLY what you should be thinking about when you cast your ballot in November. Democrats are soft on that kind of crime. They’ll say libtard things like “Well that was a Trump 2020 campaign ad showing that 911 systems would put people on hold if Biden won… He did win and in the nearly two years since we’ve had no substantial reports of 911 operators being overwhelmed due to a surge in crime. Except for one or two in Florida because of too many unvaccinated people dying of COVID, but that’s beside the point” and “Also that crowbar guy broke in less than 30 seconds, so it’s not like 911 answering would’ve made a difference there.”

None of that fancy ivory tower bullcrap matters. Americans feel like crime is out of control and they need to elect Republicans to make themselves feel like it’s not out of control. Talk matters. Saying “Democrats are pro-crime and anti-police” makes people feel safer, that’s why they say it on Fox News all the time. The leftist lamestream media does not. Ask yourself this: Do you want to talk tough on crime or do you want to pretend there is no crime and that it’s not out of control and that FUCKING GRANDMAS ARE GETTING MURDERED IN THEIR HOMES BY BLM ANTIFA THUGS DESPERATE FOR RAINBOW FENTANYL SO YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR MEHMET OZ AND JR MAJEWSKI AND MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE TO TAKE AMERICA BACK FROM CRIME!

SO GET WITH IT! Imagine what their plan is to fight crime. They could come up with bills to increase the minimum number of life sentences for a single murder to deter murderers. That BLM Antifa scumbag in the video above would think twice if he knew he could be given two life sentences instead of just one for killing her! Or they could stop the Biden Administration from passing the Green New Deal, which would increase domestic violence and other violent crimes due to stress caused by the noise from windmills! Elect Republicans so they can talk more about why crime is bad!

Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko gifted his boss Russian dictator Vladimir Putin a tractor for Putin’s 70th birthday, the Associated Press reports. The make and model of tractor was unclear, but we feel pretty confident in speculating that it dates to the mid-20th century at the earliest and crafted out of the finest Belarusian aluminum. It’s also unknown if Lukashenko realized a tractor might have actually pissed off Vlad, given the effectiveness of civilian-owned Ukrainian tractors in removing Russian tanks from the battlefield in several well-publicized incidents. The president of Tajikistan meanwhile gifted Putin with at least two giant pyramids made of watermelons.

Republican Michael Henry slightly leads Democrat state Attorney General Letitia James, a Trafalgar Group survey revealed this week. https://t.co/9auRoku39F

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) October 7, 2022

Sensing that someone who would work for such a train wreck of a candidate is not someone who can be trusted to help right the ship as it careens toward increasingly certain destruction, Herschel Walker has fired his campaign’s political director, Taylor Crowe, CNN reports. Earlier this year Crowe had served in the same post on former Senator David “Chickenshit” Perdue’s failed gubernatorial primary challenge, so yeah, he should probably just find another industry.

To discourage drivers from taking Texan taxpayer money to ship migrants to New York City, the NYPD’s Motor Carrier Safety Unit have begun interdicting the buses and subjecting them to rigorous inspections, inevitably finding violations and hitting them with summonses, the Daily Beast reports.

It’s the gentlest solution to a crisis wrought by that spiteful little shit Greg Abbott, dumping 17,000 migrants awaiting asylum proceedings in the city, just as Mayor Eric Adams has declared a state of emergency and requested federal help to manage the influx of desperate people duped by the paraplegic human trafficker’s goons. By making the costs too high for any driver to want to take the job, Low Energy Greg will be stuck handing them over to similarly inadequate man Ron DeSantis to fly to Cape Cod or Hawaii or wherever else his malformed brain desires.

Some people think that they have to agree with their politicians 100% of the time. And I ask these people, “Are any of you married?” pic.twitter.com/HApO97dpkx

— Tim Ryan (@TimRyan) October 7, 2022

During the penultimate day of his historic failure of his one term in office, disgraced former President Trump made an fevered attempt to declassify documents about the Russia investigation but for unclear reasons couldn’t get the job done and gave up, ABC News reports.

Trump’s star for trying

The Donald met with one of his top private sector propagandists, discredited journalist John Solomon that night, who helped sort out which documents to declassify and which ones to leave behind because they correctly made him look guilty. Justice Department lawyers reportedly received the files back in such disarray that they still to this day don’t know which ones are declassified and which ones aren’t. Which is probably the reason why the DOJ have yet to fulfill his order nearly two years later, as Senators RonAnon and Old Man Grassley have complained about. “The Justice Department has … failed to declassify a single page,” they wrote back in February. The biggest mystery however is why Trump couldn’t just think about declassifying the documents. Why aren’t the docs public now if he thought about it? Why did his thinking powers fail?

Republican Oklahoma Congressman Tom Cole made a serious political error by going on record for a Friday morning Politico story about a potential House GOP majority’s plans for impeaching President Biden for inventing rainbow fentanyl of canceling Dr Suess or whatever the dipshits would want to do.

“I hope we don’t [impeach Biden]. I would argue we all know, at the end of the day, there’s not going to be a conviction in the Senate. It just injects poison into the system, causes a lot of turmoil,” said Cole, who just painted a target on his back for being all mindful of the potential consequences and shit instead of just charging forward recklessly and not actually delivering anything remotely resembling “justice” to the MAGA voters who are going to be fucking miserable no matter what.

Brandonployment, an important measure of Brandonomics, sank to 3.5% nationally as the Brandonconomy added a higher-than-forecast 263,000 new jobs in September, Bloomberg reports.

“The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2022 to one individual and two organisations. The Peace Prize laureates represent civil society in their home countries. They have for many years promoted the right to criticise power and protect the fundamental rights of citizens. They have made an outstanding effort to document war crimes, human right abuses and the abuse of power. Together they demonstrate the significance of civil society for peace and democracy. This year’s Peace Prize is awarded to human rights advocate Ales Bialiatski from Belarus, the Russian human rights organisation Memorial and the Ukrainian human rights organisation Center for Civil Liberties,” says the Nobel press release, confirming fat former President Trump lost the peace prize again, at least five years after he believed he should have won.

A 64-year-old Iowa man was arrested by FBI agents for leaving a voicemail for a local election official in which he threatened to hang him for not altering election results in 2020 to give the win to Donald Trump, NBC News reports.

In September 2021, eight months after Joe Biden was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States, Mark Rissi called a Maricopa County election official and left the following voicemail:  “Hello Mr. [VICTIM], I am glad that you are standing up for democracy and want to place your hand on the Bible and say that the election was honest and fair. I really appreciate that. When we come to lynch your stupid lying Commie fucker, you’ll remember that you lied on the fucking Bible, you piece of shit. You’re gonna die, you piece of shit. We’re going to hang you. We’re going to hang you.”

In December 2021, he then left another voicemail for an employee of Arizona’s Attorney General’s office:  “I’m a victim of a crime. My family is a victim of a crime. My extended family is a victim of a crime. That crime was the theft of the 2020 election. The election that was fraudulent across the state of Arizona, that [VICTIM] knows was fraudulent, that [VICTIM] has images of the conspirators deleting election fraud data from the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors computer system. Do your job, [VICTIM], or you will hang with those fuckers in the end. We will see to it. Torches and pitchforks. That’s your future, [unspecified expletive]. Do your job.”

President Joe Biden said the risk of nuclear war is at the highest it has been since the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962, when the Soviets tried to station nuclear weapons 90 miles off the coast of Florida, Reuters reports.

Speaking at a fundraiser in New York City, Biden noted that Russian President Vladimir Putin’s threat that he would order the use of nuclear arms would lead to Armageddon, even if it was the use of a small-yield tactical weapon.

“For the first time since the Cuban Missile Crisis, we have a direct threat to the use of nuclear weapons, if in fact things continue down the path they’d been going,” Biden said, adding, “I don’t think there’s any such thing as the ability to easily (use) a tactical nuclear weapon and not end up with Armageddon.”

“Well, look, I’ve spent the last ten years in the state house and as the lieutenant governor championing some of the most conservative policies,” Republican Georgia Lt. Governor Geoff Duncan responds when CNN’s Anderson Cooper asks if he would vote for Herschel Walker of Texas, the Republican Senate candidate for Georgia.  “My campaign for lieutenant governor, I was accused of being too conservative, but I was one that was willing to build a consensus.  I’m not voting for Rafael Warnock and, ah, and, ah, Herschel Walker has not earned my respect or my vote, and, ah, I’m like hundreds of thousands of other Republicans here in Georgia:  we’re confused.  We don’t really have anywhere to go right now.”

Since the start of October, Ukrainian military forces have liberated 150 square miles of territory in the Kherson Oblast, roughly 1% of the state, that had once been occupied by Russians and local Russian-aligned groups, USA Today reports.

The gains by Ukraine, roughly the size of the metropolitan Philadelphia area in the southernmost area of Russia’s advance in this invasion, are helped by Russian supply lines being stretched and rations short.

The Ukrainians have successfully pushed Russian forces out of the Kharkiv region in the north as well, with Ukrainian forces making some advances into the neighboring Luhansk region, one of the four Ukrainian provinces Russian President Vladimir Putin signed documents formally claiming to annex on Wednesday.  The Luhansk area, part of the industrialized Donbas region, was taken over by Russian-friendly forces–and likely Russian mercenaries called Little Green Men–in 2014 and has been under Russian control since.

The far-right anti-government Oath Keepers were fraught with conspiracy, paranoia and insurrection in the days around the 2020 election, with leaders planning ways to prevent Joe Biden from becoming President, three of their members told the jury in the trial of the group’s founder and four others for seditious conspiracy and other charges relating to their participation in the Republican-led January 6th domestic terrorist attack on Congress.

Politico reports that three members of the group took the stand Tuesday, each telling a story about how Stewart Rhodes and other leaders discussed plans to disrupt the certification of the 2020 election as well as their efforts to intimidate elections officials in various states.

In one of the more sinister and stupid discussions, Rhodes told members organizing to attend the Million MAGA March in November 2020 pushing empty baby strollers or disguised as elderly people.  Rhodes believed that antifa and BLM members would cause violence at the rally, which drew just thousands, but they would target the weak and the vulnerable, likely because that’s what Rhodes himself would do.