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Oh fuck you already guessed. Anyway the Tampa Bay Times reports registered Republican voter Bryan Robert Eckley had previously been arrested on an aggravated assault charge on September 26th after getting into an argument with another man – “about politics” according to local police reports – and then showing up again at the man’s front door and pointing a rifle at the man’s face. Eckley then fired a shot into the air during that confrontation, for which he’s awaiting trial.

Three days later Eckley was spotted on surveillance video inside the Hard Rock Tampa Casino planting the two remote controlled explosive devices in the men’s room. An arrest warrant filed in Hillsborough County said the device consisted of a “fireworks receiver with blue wires connecting the receiver to a black plastic firework hand grenade and a small aerial mortar.” The warrant noted that one IED was found near a gas line, and both were placed in a manner that “had they detonated, it posed a risk of serious bodily injury to anyone in the vicinity.” The investigation took a month, but cops tied Eckley to the bombing attempt based on evidence gathered in the gun threat arrest.

It’s not clear yet if there was any connection between the two crimes, though obviously it’d be pretty on-brand for a Florida MAGA voter to try to blow a dude up in a casino over a political argument.

“Today, the RNC sued the Milwaukee Elections Commission for the city’s plan to limit poll watchers in certain precincts on Election Day. RNC Chairman Michael Whatley and Co-Chair Lara Trump stated: ‘Wisconsin voters deserve to know that there are poll watchers from both parties in the room as votes are being cast and counted on Election Day. The RNC has not recruited and trained thousands of volunteers in the Badger State simply to back down from misguided officials who want to prevent a full measure of poll-watching transparency. This lawsuit will compel officials in Milwaukee to ensure robust poll watcher access for the Republican Party.'”

“The Milwaukee Elections Commission announced over the weekend that certain voting precincts may be limited to only one Republican and one Democrat poll watcher on Election Day. They have not disclosed which precincts will be affected, further reducing transparency in the process. There is no way to ensure that an official RNC poll watcher will be allowed to observe the process. Every outside group would also be completely denied the ability to observe. This is a concerning directive and must be reversed immediately,” says a Trump campaign statement, not bothering to explain what the fucking problem is if it’s an even number of “poll watchers” between the two parties.

A 17 year-old boy wearing a Trump middle finger t-shirt punched a 70 year-old female Dem during a pro-Kamala Harris demonstration Stuart, Florida on Saturday, the Palm Beach Post reports.

“Several people pointed out a male who was walking away from the area as someone who battered or struck a woman. I was able to go get the guy, walk him over to the car and detain him,” said Stuart Police Officer Brian Bossio, among several cops who were already present as they’d been hored by organizers. Witnesses said the 17-year-old was walking away from another confrontation with a male Dem when he gut-punched the woman, Kathleen Tomasko, knocking her to the ground.

“I’m standing there and people are moving and this kid just turned around and he punched me. I don’t know where he came from/ He punched me in the gut and knocked me on the ground, and I fell back and hit the ground. Thank goodness the two ladies were behind me so I didn’t hit my head,” Tomasko said. “These four boys were, you know, Trumpers, and it’s a Harris rally. So they were going back and forth and antagonizing people, and our people were antagonizing them, I guess.”

The unnamed juvenile MAGA punk was charged with battery on a person 65 years of age or over.

The Veep is taking the stage for the first of two (or maybe three) rallies on this final day of campaigning. Watch above or follow the live WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024 feed below.

Former Clinton White House intern Monica Lewinsky on Sunday announced her support for Vice President Kamala Harris, Breitbart reports with not a small amount of salt added to their “article.”

In fact even adding the quotation marks to that word probably oversells it given that it’s really just a bunch of rando replies and retweets of the announcement, with one guy writing “You’d think the Democrats would have left a bad taste in her mouth by now…” with 7 likes on the tweet.

“You sucked in 1995 and you still suck in 2024” wrote user Travis_4_Trump. At least that one got 1,700+ likes. “As Breitbart News’s John Hayward previously reported, Clinton’s law license in Arkansas ended up being ‘suspended for five years,’ and he received a $25,000 fine,” the right wing news site writes, as if “previously reported” means they covered it when it actually happened, and not like a decade before the site was founded and Señor Breitbart himself dropped dead.

Nevada Independent editor Jon Ralston, whose Silver State election outcome predictions are considered gospel, issued his final verdict on Monday based on a rigorous analysis of the outstanding early vote and the return tallies by registration: Vice President Kamala Harris 48.5 percent to convicted felon former President Trump’s 48.2 percent, the rest third party or blank.

Ralston calls the Senate race for incumbent Dem Jacky Rosen by a much more comfortable 50 to 45 percent while the three Dem and one Republican US House incumbents will all be reelected.

Former top Fox News propagandist Tucker Carlson on Monday told Steve Bannon he’s “still bitter” that his text messages from the aftermath of the 2020 election – in which he complained that the stock price was dropping because the network’s decision desk had called Arizona for Joe Biden and ripped Trump as a “demonic force” for inciting the January 6th, 2021 Capitol insurrection – getting printed in court documents before Fox settled the case brought by Dominion Voting Systems in 2023.

A colorful longtime New York City politician who’s had a scrape or two with scandal over the years isn’t denying he’s got eyes on the top job in Gotham’s City Hall, the New York Post reports.

And it wouldn’t be his first run either. Former Mayor Rudolph W Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor famed for his cases against the mafia, who served as mayor from 1994 to 2001 told the Post. “I’m not going to say never, ever, ever,” on whether he’ll run for a third term in the big chair. “Then there are a lot of people who want me to run for mayor. But it’s unlikely,” the 80 year-old Giuliani added.

And yeah, the New York Post actually fucking printed this article. Watch out Andrew Cuomo! Lol.

Sources on convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign tell the Bulwark the Orange God Emperor knew his Sunday morning rally speech in Lititz, Pennsylvania – in which he said he wouldn’t mind if reporters got shot in another assassination attempt on him, called Iowa pollster Ann Selzer an “enemy,” and overall sounded like he thought he’s going to lose was a disaster and that his aides gently counseled him to try not to act like that again at the other two rallies that day.

“He knew after he got off stage,” said a minion. “There wasn’t a come-to-Jesus talk with Trump. We don’t have those, really. It was just making adjustments on the fly, kind of typical,” said another, despite describing it as kind of all-hands with his top team gathering around him after co-chair Susie Wiles kept trying to make eye contact with Donald while he was rambling endlessly on stage.

“This was as much about pushing back on the media as it was placating the boss. He was infuriated,” said one of the minions, detailing how “Sunday morning sucked” after the triple dickpunch of Vice President Kamala Harris’s Saturday Night Live appearance (which apparently meant creator Lorne Michaels had broken a promise not to have either candidate), the Selzer Iowa poll finding Harris up 47 to 44 in a not-swing state, and the New York Times swing state polls finding leads for Harris sufficient for an Electoral College victory. What’s funny about this sourcing is that none of them even bothered mentioning the Trump +10 Emerson poll that, publicly at least, was supposed to cancel it out, which should tell you how much they actually believed that shit, lol.

The lead story on Politico’s home page is “Trump’s Gains With Pennsylvania Latinos Are Real. Maybe Enough to Withstand ‘Island of Garbage’” complete with a pic of a dingy bodega in some rust belt-y town in the Keystone State, some anecdotal “dispatch” that MAYBE one might be more inclined to take seriously if it was next to a story about the Vice President’s favorite flavor of Doritos instead of what the nation’s other Kamalas think about the personal significance of her candidacy.

The final Marist College/NPR/PBS national survey of 2024 finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 51 to 47 percent among likely voters. Harris is +3 in favorability at 50 to 47 percent favorable/unfavorable while Trump is minus-8 at 45 to 53 fav/unfav.

Worth noting is that in the final 2022 national Marist poll, they found the GOP leading Dems 49 to 46 percent in the generic ballot. The result was GOP 50 to Dems 47. Their final 2018 poll found Dems 50 to GOP 40 on the generic ballot. Result was Dems 53.4 to GOP 44.8 percent. In 2016 nationally they found Hillary at 44 percent to Trump 43 percent in the final survey. The result in the popular vote was Hillary 48.2 percent to Trump 46.1 percent. In October 2020 they found Biden leading Trump 54 to 43 percent but everyone fucked up that year. The pattern seems to be that they were more accurate in the years when it felt like there was more uncertainty overall than in 2018 and 2020 when Dem enthusiasm was clearly off the charts. Might just be a good sign this year.

Indonesia’s geological bureau on Monday issued a volcanic hazard alert after at least 10 people were killed in an eruption of Mount Lewotobi Laki Laki on the remote island of Flores, the AP reports on an interesting and quite unique approach to natural disaster mass communication practices.

One would assume the whole point of having a monitoring bureau who work to ensure that data from a network of seismometers and instruments capable of detecting changes in gas emissions from volcanic features indicative of an imminent eruption would be the time they say “DANGER! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY” but instead Indonesia seems content to let a few people – at least one Catholic nun in a convent that was hit by a pyroclastic flow among them – become a cautionary example of why locals should take volcano safety seriously. It’s as if saying “See? These people are dead. This fucker means business,” is more effective than telling them they might be next.

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Arguing in a hearing in Philly DA Larry Krasner’s lawsuit against Elon Musk over his $1 million lottery scam in Pennsylvania, defense lawyer Chris Gober told the judge on Monday that the giveaway is not actually a lottery, instead claiming “There is no prize to be won” and winners “are not chosen at random” but by their personal story and “suitability to serve” since it’s actually a salary they “earn” to be a “spokesperson” for the America PAC’s pro-Trump efforts, CNN’s Marshall Cohen reports.

Kranser’s office responded by calling that a “complete admission of liability” and Musk is running an illegal lottery under Pennsylvanoa law, showing the judge a clip of him literally saying “we are going to be awarding $1 million randomly” when announcing the “salary.” Gober then tried to argue that “randomly” and “by chance” are interchangeable. So yeah, that’s how it’s going in court for Musk.

This isn’t going to be that lengthy of a “big picture” piece like “Blank Canvass” Parts I and II. This does seem like the right time for a coda to them however, given the last few days’ of reporting on the state of the get-out-the-vote operations run by small-faced dipshit Charlie Kirk and ketamine-brained psychopath billionaire Elon Musk. What was, and still is, a “blank” is the ultimate effect on the final result of the 2024 election. We gamed out a VERY rough idea of what possibly was the end result in 2020 when the Biden campaign ceded the “ground game” to Trump until that October due to COVID but that was more like fine-tuning a question than coming close to answering it.

Still, that Trump got 34,000 more votes in Philadelphia in 2020 than he did in 2016 was no accident. If he had managed to get, say, 134,000 more votes in the city plus another 200,000 in Detroit and 40,000 more in Las Vegas he would have won a second term and all we would’ve fucking heard about from the media for the past four years was how Dems blew it on the “ground game.”

We don’t know who won 2024, but Team Orange definitely blew their “ground game.”

“A Stoughton woman has been arrested and charged in connection with smuggling goods into the United States and selling/dispensing counterfeit drugs and devices. Rebecca Fadanelli, 38, was charged by criminal complaint with one count of illegally importing merchandise contrary to law, one count of selling or dispensing a counterfeit drug, and one count of selling or dispensing a counterfeit device. According to the charging documents, since March 2021, Fadanelli, the owner of Skin Beaute Med Spa with locations in Randolph and South Easton, Mass, has been importing counterfeit Botox, Sculptra and Juvederm from China and Brazil and performing thousands of injections of counterfeit drugs and devices for which she received over $900,000 in client payments,” says DOJ statement.

“It is alleged that Fadanelli consistently represented to clients and employees that she is a nurse; in fact, Fadanelli is an aesthetician and is not licensed nor certified to dispense or administer prescription drugs or devices. According to payment records, from approximately March 2021 through March 2024, Fadanelli completed approximately 1,631 Botox appointments, totaling $522,869 in client payments, and 1,085 filler appointments, totaling $410,545 in client payments.”

The whole not properly-licensed thing is easy enough to get on board with. Safety first, second, and third when it comes to such matters. It’s just that it seems like if this woman was able to book and complete the better part of three thousand appointments over three years and this release says nothing about any injuries or disfigurement from it that kind of tells us it’s all way more about the false advertising. We’ll just skip the irony of an apparently otherwise safe but counterfeit version of a real product used to enhance fake lips and wherever the hell else they inject Botox these days.

Eagerly awaiting convicted felon former President Trump to take the stage in the first of four rallies on this final day of campaigning. Let’s see if he’s as physically and mentally unhealthy as he was Sunday. He was in very bad shape on Sunday as some of you may have noticed.

A top aide to Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu has been arrested on suspicion of leaking to foreign media intel that was apparently meant to torpedo a ceasefire/hostage release deal with Hamas, CNN reports on more of the usual fuckery from that piece of shit as he clings to power.

Opposition leader Yair Lapid on Sunday accused the Netanyahu’s crew of scumbags and zealots of leaking “faked secret documents to torpedo the possibility of a hostage deal – to shape a public opinion influence operation against the” families of the dozens of Israelis still being held hostage in Gaza more than a year after the bloody October 7th attacks and subsequent genocidal reprisal.

Hardcore fans of convicted felon former President Trump tell the Guardian they’re ready for other hardcore fans of the fat slob to be imprisoned or killed after a violent uprising should Vice President Kamala Harris win, a rebellion that they won’t personally partake in because of the dangers.

“People will riot if Trump doesn’t win,” said Trump fan Cedric Perness as he hawked bootleg MAGA merch outside of one of Donald’s Sunday rallies in North Carolina. He isn’t one of those people however, because rioting is too dangerous. “I’d get killed right there.” Perness said he’s doing his part instead by selling t-shirts saying “You missed bitches. Two times!” referring to the two assassination fails, though he did not elaborate on how that would help if the election were “stolen.”

“As Republicans, we are locked and loaded and ready to go” if Harris wins, said 55 year-old Vikki Westbrook at the same rally. When asked if that meant she personally would lock and load one of her many guns and start firing on George Soros’s foot soldiers, Westbrook said no. “I have kids, I can’t afford to go to prison. And I don’t like orange,” she said, referring clearly to prison jumpsuits and not any artificial skin color. Still she warned that “at this point, a lot of Republicans aren’t going to take it any longer. They won’t let the election be stolen from us twice,” speaking more carefully with “they” to mean others in this hypothetical armed rebellion that she’s pre-self-excluded from.

“Four years ago I felt angry, very angry. This time I will be even more angry,” Westbrook continued outside the rally. Asked what she would do and how she would channel the emotion if Trump does lose, she said only “If he loses, I’m scared,” again making it clear she is not in fact locked or loaded.