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So much for all of that shit about keeping it under American control, as convicted felon President Trump is willing to allow Nippon Steel to buy US Steel after like a few hours of meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba, CBS’s Jennifer Jacobs reports.

“Thank you for the referral of individuals and networks who appear to be stealing government property and/or threatening government employees. After your referral, as is my practice, I will begin an inquiry. Please let me reiterate again: if people are discovered to have broken the law or even acted simply unethically, we will investigate them and we will chase them to the end of the Earth to hold them accountable. We will not rest or cease in this. No one should abuse American taxpayer dollars nor American taxpayer workers. Noone is above the law. I am proud that we have been able to assist local law-enforcement in protecting the DOGE workers and others over the past week or so. A safe DC is a priority for President Trump and all of us. Please keep in touch and continue to refer matters to me as soon as possible,” writes Acting DC US Attorney ED Martin in another ballsucking missive to his overlord Elon Musk, apparently vowing to chase journalists to the ends of the earth for exposing that Musk put a racist freak in charge of the US Treasury’s code base.

In related news, JD Vance publicly called on Musk to rehire the “kid.”

In a story titled “Alabama convict criticizes Democrat politician in last words before being executed for killing woman,” Fox News reports that, in his final statement, 52 year-old convicted murderer Demetrius Frazier allegedly directed a bitter complaint at Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer.

“If you cannot stand up for the constitution of Michigan, how are you going to stand up for the US Constitution when you run for president? Detroit strong. I love everyone on death row. Let’s go,” said Frazier before he was nitrogen gassed to death, which Fox News asserts in their article as a knock on Whitmer for failing to prevent his execution. As you have already noticed, Frazier was executed in Alabama, the crime that condemned him being the 1991 rape and murder of 41 year-old Pauline Brown. The following year Frazier returned to his native Michigan where he murdered 14 year-old Crystal Kendrick during a rape attempt, for which he was tried, convicted, and sentenced to life.

Then in 1993 Frazier was indicted for Brown’s murder, convicted, and sentenced to death, and even though he had been extradited to face trial in Alabama he was returned to Michigan to continue serving his life sentence – until 2011 when Republican then-Governor Rick Snyder had him sent back down south. In 2012 the Supreme Court turned down Frazier’s bid to die of old age in Michigan.

Fox News eventually mentions down in like the ninth paragraph that it was out of Whitmer’s hands and the “criticism” had fuck all to do with her, that it was all on her Republican predecessor who transferred Frazier to Alabama eight years before Whitmer took office, thus Frazier was demanding the impossible. That part came after Fox made sure to include he’d had “a final meal from Taco Bell that included burritos and a Mountain Dew soft drink” in their story about Whitmer being criticized.

“🚨SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON says it’s his ‘assessment’ that talks over government funding are stalled. He told me to ask Jeffries why,” writes Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman in a tweet, copied verbatim in lieu of a more comprehensive direct quote on the situation from Jesus Dork.

Reminder that Republicans have the House majority and this isn’t Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries’s problem. Johnson could pass legislation without a single Dem vote… in theory.

A St Petersburg musician was de-windowed on Wednesday while cops searched his 10th floor apartment as part of an investigation into VK posts criticizing dictator Vladimir Putin, the Moscow Times reports. The Times is an exile-run indie outlet based in Amsterdam and blocked inside Russia.

Vadim Stroykin, 59, “was last seen alive on the 10th floor when he stepped out into the kitchen to drink water,” the Times quotes from regime-friendly news sources, which say Stroykin then “hastily opened the window and committed the irreversible act,” of self-de-windowing. It’s not clear why in the “official” version of events that the police needed to be already present in the apartment for Stroykin to have flung himself out of a 10th story window, like they couldn’t just stage it and then made it look like they were quickly responding to the scene of a tragic “suicide.”

“USAID IS DRIVING THE RADICAL LEFT CRAZY, AND THERE IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE WAY IN WHICH THE MONEY HAS BEEN SPENT, SO MUCH OF IT FRAUDULENTLY, IS TOTALLY UNEXPLAINABLE. THE CORRUPTION IS AT LEVELS RARELY SEEN BEFORE. CLOSE IT DOWN!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Friday, following up with “Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post is INCOMPETENT! So sad to see him trying to justify the waste, fraud, and corruption at USAID with his pathetic Radical Left SPIN. He should be fired immediately!!!”

Both posts came just minutes after Reuters reported that 71 year-old Burmese refugee Pe Kha Lau wheezed to death in Thailand on Sunday after the International Rescue Committee clinic that supplied her with oxygen treatments closed. You’ll never guess why they had to shut their doors.

“I had to tell her that there is no hospital,” Lau’s daughter tearfully told Reuters over the phone about her mom’s final hours suffering terribly without oxygen in the refugee camp. Son-in-law Tin Win said they had relied on the aid and “whenever she got short of breath, I would carry her right away back to hospital and she would be fine. We are very poor people. I work as a day laborer. We can’t afford oxygen at home.” Win said at least several others in the refugee camp had died this week.

“I will be signing an Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for Paper Straws, which don’t work. BACK TO PLASTIC!” the fat fuck later posted. Plastic straws aren’t illegal.

Yaaaaaay wooohoooo (gay nigga voice) Got top trending and a couple under too Go lakers Not sure why I said that Just sounded like some stupid shit to say cause I’m wetarded pic.twitter.com/x0o6y6WaCP

— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025

Hard to describe what former Trump and Elon Musk pal Kanye West’s Twitter feed looks like right now other than just saying that “CALL ME YAYDOLF YITLER AND YOUR BITCH STILL WANTS TO FUCK” is among the less offensive posts. Equally hard is coming up with the right words to summarize a mental breakdown when he’s been having one for like a decade.

Remember when Jim Jordan was a Kanye West fan for like a week or two? That was good stuff.

Arizona state lawmakers are looking at trying again to ban brass knuckles after a similar bill failed in 2023, the Arizona Republic reports while noting that the first attempt to get it passed collapsed due to “opposition from some legislators concerned about restricting methods of self-defense.”

The sponsor both times is a Republican, state Senator John Kavanaugh, and it’s not clear who was opposed, but they were probably just more MAGA than Kavanaugh. Either way Arizona is one of only 12 states that doesn’t prohibit the sale or possession of the weapon so maybe it might be a good idea to become the 39th. The effort began after a series 2022 of grang beatings by a crew of white suburban teenagers calling themselves the “Gilbert Goons,” one of the attacks fatal.

An anonymous Arab-American leader in Dearborn, Michigan tells Politico that, after convicted felon president Trump’s batshittery about the US taking over Gaza this week, there’s a sense of remorse in among voters in the community that sat out or voted for the fat fuck or Russian asset Jill Stein that can be summarized as “we screwed up but we’re not going to admit it,” which we guess includes that guy because he required anonymity to speak plainly about the matter.

Further down in the piece, Amer Zahr, who Politico describes as “a progressive activist” in Dearborn said “For those of us who voted against the Democratic Party, in whatever form that was… we understood that we would get this guy, and we understood that we would have to deal with this kind of stuff. But ultimately we don’t believe that we are to blame for this. Democrats could have solved this problem back in the summer. Our price for supporting Harris was really low – all we asked for was, ‘Say that you would consider an arms embargo against Israel.’ And she wasn’t willing to do it.”

Wouldn’t be surprising if the anonymous leader and Zahr were the same guy.

President Donald Trump on Thursday again teased the idea of a third term in the White House in 2028. https://t.co/uoDEbXlIWQ

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) February 7, 2025

Announced in 2022, a $2.6 billion battery plant to be built by Norwegian startup Freyr in Newnan, Georgia – roughly 40 miles southwest of Atlanta – and expected to bring at least 725 jobs to the area, was unannounced on Thursday as exec Jason Peace tells the Atlanta Journal-Constitution the cancellation was due to climbing interest rates, falling battery prices, and leadership changes.

What’s funny is that the article makes no mention of politics, not from the company’s statements nor from any speculation by the reporter, but it does link to the AJC’s 2022 article about the project’s announcement which does specifically say “Freyr credited Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act and said the Coweta factory will help enhance the US’s domestic supply chain for lithium-ion batteries, technology that foreign countries such as China currently dominate.” Thanks Trump!

A new Emerson College survey finds former New York State Gov Andrew Cuomo leading indicted incumbent NYC Mayor Eric Adams 33 to 10 percent in the 2025 Democratic mayoral primary and holy shit they’re going to get a Republican elected for the first time in over two decades, lol.

There were 25 percent undecided on the field, which includes a pretty lengthy list of candidates, so maybe Cuomo’s lead is simple name recognition more than anything else. The failure to consolidate was what got Adams elected in the first place and with only three months to go the city’s Dems need to figure their shit out immediately or run the risk of a Rudy Giuliani comeback.

I know you’re lashing out because DOGE is uncovering your family’s obscene grifting via USAID, but I won’t let you lie and distort facts. The FAA administrator announced he resigned over a month before Trump took office, and the air traffic controllers were always exempt from… https://t.co/WOI5K4242D

— Secretary Sean Duffy (@SecDuffy) February 6, 2025

A Cessna Caravan with nine passengers and one pilot on board operated by Bering Air bound for Nome, Alaska from nearby Unalakleet went missing on Thursday at about 4:00 PM AKST, CBS News reports, citing statements from the Alaska State Troopers and the US Coast Guard. The single propeller aircraft had entered a holding pattern while awaiting staff at Nome to clear the runway and its last known location was over the Norton Sound just off of Nome. “We continue to expand search efforts to as many avenues as possible until the plane is located,” officials from the Nome Fire Department said, but “due to weather and visibility, we are limited on air search at the current time.”

The crash occurred hours after Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy spent a portion of his day shitposting back and forth with former First Lady and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Like Mike Pence being stuck as the “COVID czar,” and to a lesser extent Kamala Harris getting stuck as “Border czar,” JD Vance is now adjusting to life as the Vice President and getting a shit job being stuck as the “TikTok czar,” as Punchbowl News reports citing a source that Jaydee has been tasked with “quarterbacking a deal to save” the platform before the self-imposed April deadline.

National Security Advisor Mike Waltz is the “running back” on the deal. Annoyingly overcomplicated story short, this is a pretty tall order given the ChiCom-backed owner ByteDance’s unwillingness to sell, even while facing the prospect of a complete shutdown, and if Trump had just shut up and let it die he could have let Democrats own it after former President Joe Biden was the one who signed the bill forcing it. Now Donald’s the one holding the bag with his order suspending enforcement of the law for 90 days. Naturally he hands the bag to couchfucker and other lowly peon Waltz.

“The Vance/Waltz assignment sprouts from a mix of congressional dysfunction, as well as Trump’s own tendency to overpromise and skirt the rules,” Punchbowl writes of the “politically sensitive mission” for which the “fallout could be intense if the 170 million Americans and millions of businesses that use the app suddenly find themselves cut off.” It’s already impossible to download TikTok from the iOS and Android app stores as both tech giants would face massive fines for making it available again. Obviously that’s a problem for growth but one would have to believe the ChiComs are willing to hold out considerably longer than a regular privately owned company would, making the former Silicon Valley bro Jaydee’s task of putting together a deal all the more difficult.

Florida First Lady Casey DeSantis is actively exploring a run to succeed her heels-wearing husband Ron, sources tell NBC News, which sees this as setting up a battle between her and Trump loyalist Byron Donalds. “I would say this: I have heard donors have been urging her to run and that while it’s not something she has wanted to do, they are causing her to at least stop and listen,” said a source.

Two stories in Politico printed on Thursday find some of them farm boys more than a little afraid of testing both Don and Ron, even as both threaten their livelihoods with their autocratic fuckery.

Under the headline “Trump dumped these farmers’ water. They’d rather not talk about it,” Politico quotes from Zach Stuller, a California citrus and almond farmer, who doesn’t want to speak up too much about the catastrophe the fat fuck nearly caused last week when he ordered two Central Valley reservoirs emptied for no reason at all other than to show he’s in charge – also threatening supplies for the summer growing season. Stuller said it “definitely was a little nerve-wracking for a while,” but “I’m a farmer. I have a conservative mindset. I encourage the trigger-pulling attitude, like, ‘Hey, let’s just get stuff done.'” Lol. No other farmers were directly quoted in the piece.

Meanwhile in Florida, there’s “Facing fire from DeSantis, agriculture says it doesn’t rely on undocumented foreign workers,” as the heels-wearing little bastard is turning up the heat on his state’s farm industry’s “affinity for cheap, illegal foreign labor” by rejecting a plan by the state legislature to name the state Agriculture Commissioner – not a gubernatorial appointee, but a separately elected office – as Florida’s top immigration official. Pretty freaking creative plan by the lobbyists, but not creative enough to get past Napoleon’s veto pen. “We’re not really taking on the governor – that’s not the position,” said Republican former legislator and current farmer Rick Roth, antsy for lip service to America First while employing illegals. “The position is do we want a user-friendly immigration system? The answer is yes. We’re not sure the governor is going to give it to us.”

CNN anchor Jake Tapper on Thursday brought the receipts when reporting on the MAGA freakout over former Vice President Kamala Harris’s 60 Minutes interview (which, again, convicted felon President Trump was too chickenshit to also sit for), sharing an unaired clip cut from a Fox and Friends interview in which the fat bastard danced around on a question about the Justice Department’s files on former pal and dead pimp Jeffrey Epstein, (which he still hasn’t released).

“At 11:30 this morning, the Harris County District Attorney’s Fugitive Apprehension Section, in close coordination with multiple law enforcement agencies took Andrew Taake into custody. Taake was wanted in Harris County for online solicitation of a minor, charged in May 2016.”

“Today’s arrest occurred after a surveillance operation conducted on February 4th confirmed Taake was staying at a residence in Leon County, Texas. ‘We would like to thank the coordinated efforts of our office’s Fugitive Apprehension Section, Leon County Sheriff’s Office, and Texas Department of Public Safety for their diligence in getting this suspected child predator back into custody,’ said Harris County District Attorney Sean Teare. Taake’s bond in Harris County has been revoked. The HCSO will now work with authorities in Leon County to transfer Taake to the Harris County Jail,” says the Harris County, Texas District Attorney’s Office in a statement after the arrest of Andrew Taake.

Unmentioned is that the only reason they had to track Taake down is because he was released from federal prison last month after convicted felon President Trump fucking pardoned him along with over 1,500 other Capitol rioters without having the Bureau of Prisons to run some kind of check if any of them had open warrants at the state level while they were being let out.

Top Elon Musk minion Marko Elez resigned from the DOGE team on Thursday after the Wall Street Journal asked the White House about his social media history, which included posts like “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity” and “Normalize Indian hate” from September 2024.

Weird how he quit. That’s not really a MAGA thing to do when caught being racist.