Categories
Uncategorized

Beijing Blake also has fake Trump electors on campaign staff

Just a day fellow Republican shitbag Wisconsin Senator Ron “RonAnon” Johnson was revealed to have a fake Trump 2020 elector on his campaign staff,the Arizona Mirror is now reporting that Republican Arizona Senate candidate Blake “Beijing Blake” Masters has not one, but two, of the assholes who attempted to defraud the United States on his payroll. Even more fucked up is that each were involved in two separate and distinct efforts. Greg Safsten signed the Arizona state GOP’s main fake electors group, while Lori Osiecki signed on with “The Sovereign Citizens of the Great State of Arizona” in their fake “certificate of ascertainment” of a Trump victory submitted to the National Archives, purporting to also be a set of electoral votes for Trump.

Categories
Uncategorized

Judge grants Trump request to keep evidence inventory sealed

During a Thursday hearing on their request for a special master, fat former President Trump’s lawyers opposed the unsealing of a more detailed inventory list of items the FBI seized during the August 8th Mar-a-Lago search, to which the Trump-appointed Judge Aileen Cannon obliged.

The implication of this was laid out by former federal prosecutor Andrew Weissman, apparently laughing his ass off: “Trump team in court now opposes this more detailed inventory becoming public! Tells you everything, as govt said it was okay unsealing this. Why doesn’t Trump team want this detailed MAL search inventory made public – because it would be inculpatory, not exculpatory.”

UPDATE 9/1/2022 3:05 PM EDT: The judge ended the hearing without making a ruling on the special master, however it does appear she will actually in fact unseal the inventory list.

Categories
Uncategorized

Grassley puts Electoral Count Act reform at 60 votes in Senate

Republican Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley on Thursday announced his support for the Electoral Count Act reform bill aimed at closing the procedural loopholes Trump and his minions tried to exploit to overturn the election on January 6th, 2021, Politico’s Burgess Everett reports.

Among the bills provisions are nailing down the Vice President’s role in the counting process, empowering Congress to identify which state official is lawfully tasked with establishing a state’s electors, raising the threshold for an objection to a single state’s electoral votes from just one Senator or Congressperson to 20% of each chamber, increasing funding for the Electoral Assistance Commission, protecting local election officials from harassment, and allowing two candidates to access presidential transition funds. More would be better, of course.

Categories
Uncategorized

Judge tosses Lindsey’s bid to bitch out of Fulton testimony, blocks some questions about his calls to Georgia Secretary of State

“This case comes before the Court on Senator Lindsey Graham’s Supplemental Motion to Quash [40]. After due consideration, the Court again declines to quash the subpoena in its entirety. As to the issue of partial quashal, the Court quashes the subpoena only as to questions about Senator Graham’s investigatory fact-finding on the telephone calls to Georgia election officials, including how such information related to his decision to certify the results of the 2020 presidential election.”

“The Court finds that this area of inquiry falls under the protection of the Speech or Debate Clause, which prohibits questions on legislative activity. As to the other categories, the Court finds that they are not legislative, and the Speech or Debate Clause does not apply to them. As such, Senator Graham may be questioned about any alleged efforts to encourage Secretary Raffensperger or others to throw out ballots or otherwise alter Georgia’s election practices and procedures. Likewise, the grand jury may inquire into Senator Graham’s alleged communications and coordination with the Trump Campaign and its post-election efforts in Georgia, as well as into Senator Graham’s public statements related to Georgia’s 2020 elections,” says the order by Judge Leigh Martin May.

Graham still has an appeal pending at the 11th Circuit, but this ruling certainly narrows his escape route considering how little of what was relevant would be covered by Speech and Debate.

Categories
Uncategorized

Melania bought new underwear after FBI searched bedroom

Former First Lady Melania Trump was so disgusted by the idea of FBI agents searching for stolen classified documents in her personal bedroom and wardrobe at Mar-a-Lago that she’s tossed all of her underwear and bought new ones since, sources tell Radar Online. “Melania doesn’t like the idea of strangers going rifling through her things. Who knows who touched her underwear during the raid? She’s never going to feel comfortable wearing those ever again. Most people don’t know that Melania is a bigger germaphobe than her husband. She hates people touching her and certainly doesn’t want to put on lingerie that FBI agents have had their hands all over,” said a friend.

“This is her home. It’s her bedroom. Even her husband isn’t allowed in her bedroom [lol]. Even if they wore gloves, it is still strangers going through your underwear draws. She has already bought new underwear and thrown everything that has been contaminated away,” said a source.

Categories
Uncategorized

Oath Keepers lawyer arrested in Texas on Jan 6 conspiracy charge

Oath Keepers lawyer Kellye SoRelle was arrested by FBI agents in Junction, Texas on Wednesday after being charged on four counts – conspiracy, obstruction of a federal proceeding, tampering with documents and misdemeanor trespassing in a restricted building or grounds – related to her involvement in the January 6th MAGA insurrection, the Washington Post reports.

Among SoRelle’s legal oeuvre is the groundbreaking civil complaint “LATINOS FOR TRUMP, BLACKS FOR TRUMP, JOSHUA MACIAS v PETE SESSIONS, MITCH McCONNELL, NANCY PELOSI, MARK ZUCKERBERG, CHUCK SCHUMER, ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, ALL MEMBERS OF THE 117TH U.S. CONGRESS, et al” which charged “the entire 117th Congress is illegitimate and all actions taken since January 3, 2021, including the counting of the Electoral College votes and confirmation of Joseph Biden as President-Elect and the impeachment of President Donald J. Trump are null and void,” filed in the West Texas federal court district on January 18th, 2021. We strongly encourage our readers to check it out.

Categories
Uncategorized

Gravity claims life of Russian oligarch

Gravity, the fundamental force of nature which causes mutual attraction between all things with mass or energy, claimed the life of yet another Russian citizen on Thursday, as Ravil Maganov, chairman of energy giant Lukoil, was hit with a sufficient dose of gravity and pavement after exiting a hospital room window, Bloomberg reports. Maganov had been taking antidepressants and had suffered a heart attack, neither of which have much to do with gravity.

Categories
Uncategorized

House Dems to finally obtain Trump’s financial docs

“Rep. Carolyn B. Maloney Chairwoman of the Committee on Oversight and Reform, issued the following statement after the Committee reached an agreement to end litigation filed by former President Trump and require the former President’s accounting film, Mazars USA to turn over his financial records to the Committee: ‘After numerous court victories, I am pleased that my Committee has now reached an agreement to obtain key financial documents that former President Trump fought for years to hide from Congress. In April 2019, the Oversight Committee issued a lawful subpoena for financial records as part of our investigation into President Trump’s unprecedented conflicts of interest, self-dealing, and foreign financial ties.”

“After facing years of delay tactics, the Committee has now reached an agreement with the former President and his accounting firm, Mazars USA, to obtain critical documents. These documents will inform the Committee’s efforts to get to the bottom of former President Trump’s egregious conduct and ensure that future presidents do not abuse their position of power for personal gain,'” says a statement from Congresswoman Carolyn B Maloney on the conclusion of the long-running case.

The whole case is kind of inert since the New York Times obtained some of Trump’s tax returns back in September 2020 and he’s in deep shit over other documents, but why not bring him a little more pain and suffering while he’s already having the worst stretch of his post-presidency?

Categories
Uncategorized

Republican Idaho lawmaker gets 20 years in rape of intern

Republican former Idaho state House Rep Aaron Von Ehlinger was sentenced to 20 years in state prison Wednesday after being convicted in April of raping a 19 year old legislative intern , ABC News reports. Von Ehlinger resigned in April 2021 after first being hit with charges in the case, which was made all the more heinous by a fellow scumbag Republican Priscilla Giddings leaking the name of the victim to a far-right extremist local politics blog with the implication she was lying.

Categories
Uncategorized

Trump’s only plausible defense at this point is the complete incompetence of counsel, and he may have a legitimate case

Alina Habba, one of Donald Trump’s lawyers who is working to [checks notes] stop Trump from getting convicted, goes on Trump advisor Sean Hannity’s Fox show and [checks notes again] proceeds to tell stories about how she’s been in the room with unsecured top secret files and hey, it’s no big thing.  She was in the room with these files sitting in a desk drawer, and various other guests were going in and out of the room.  Because nothing says “security facility” like tourists wandering the halls gawking at the gaudiness.

Did I mention this lawyer is supposed to be working on Trump’s defense?  I think I need to make that clearer.

Categories
Uncategorized

The Trump reply: just the highlights (if you can call them that)

The Trump attorneys filed a reply to the Department of Justice motion against the judge appointing a special master to review documents recovered from Donald Trump’s Florida meatloaf emporium and three-star flophouse–many of which had designations marking them Top Secret or specialty classifications.  Plus, we’ll review some of the more spectacular assertions made by Trump’s lawyers.

Much of the 19-page filing revolves around two very erroneous arguments.  First: Donald Trump has some type of claim to assert executive privilege (which he sorta does) that must be honored (which it does not).  Trump cannot claim executive privilege; he can ask the sitting President to assert executive privilege.  President Joe Biden has not done any such thing for any of the documents found at Mar-a-Lago.

Second:  Trump’s lawyers seem to rely on an erroneous–one might say, fraudulent–reading of the Presidential Records Act.  The PRA, (You can read it here), is very detailed in how presidential records are to be handled, and nowhere in the law does it state that a former President has the right to possess records from his time in office nor can he hide them from federal officials.  Apparently, Trump’s lawyers think the Presidential Records Act is designed to allow any President to determine what belongs to them and what goes to the Archives.

Categories
Uncategorized

Trump’s lawyers file crazy response to DOJ special master motion

“[The Justice Department’s] argument against oversight begins with a contention that somehow the Movant lacks standing to object to a search of his home. The convoluted theory, which appears to be that the Biden administration will not allow President Trump to assert executive privilege and consequently he has ‘no right’ to possess Presidential documents, and that, therefore, he has no standing to object to their seizure, is contrary to the well-established doctrine of standing.”

So starts the response by Trump’s lawyers to federal prosecutors’ filing, arguing against the appointment of a special master to review the government documents recovered from Donald Trump’s Florida geriatric care facility and venue-for-hire.

Unfortunately for Trump, none of that is true:  the documents weren’t Trump’s and he has no claim to executive privilege.

Categories
Uncategorized

Democrat Peltola wins Alaska House special election, bests Palin

Initial tabulation of the votes in the Alaska rank choice election for the state’s sole seat in the US House of Representatives show Democrat Mary Peltola defeating Republican Sarah Palin to take the special election for the remainder of the current term, left vacate after the death of Republican Congressman Dan Young.  The screenshot from the live webstream posted on Facebook shows the final vote counts after the votes from third-place finisher Nick Begich were divided into their second choices.

Categories
Uncategorized

Tucker Carlson deposed in Dominion Voting defamation suit

Heir to a frozen food fortune and old guy who still shows up at fraternity parties at his alma mater Tucker Carlson was deposed Wednesday as part of the $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit Dominion Voting Systems filed against the Fox propaganda network, CNN reports.

Carlson was the second Fox host interviewed in the case:  one-time network star Sean Hannity was deposed last week.  Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo is scheduled to be deposed next week.  Fox has repeatedly attempted to have the lawsuit quashed, but judges have not found the network’s arguments to be persuasive.

Dominion claims that relentless broadcasting of lies about its voting systems by Fox–propagated by other media outlets as well–has led to the loss of a substantial amount of business and significant damage to the company’s reputation.  Given that Republicans are still running on the lie that Dominion machines switched votes because of Hugo Chavez and something something Italian adding machines, it seems that Dominion has a strong case.

Categories
Uncategorized

Today in the “Why Would You Ever Work for Him” Department: Trump’s lawyers now suspects, witnesses to crimes

Add to the long list of reasons lawyers don’t want to work for Donald Trump:  he makes you commit crimes.  As the New York Times reports, the two attorneys representing him in his problems with the National Archives, Evan Corcoran and Christina Bobb, are likely being considered suspects or witnesses to crimes related to the government documents found at Trump’s Florida manse.

Bobb and Corcoran worked with government agencies relating to getting documents returned to their rightful conservator, the National Archives.  At various points, they assured the government that all documents had been turned over, while later arranging for additional documents to be turned over.  They claimed that they conducted a thorough search of the property, only to have the FBI uncover scores of classified documents in a three-hour search.

The lawyers are now in a precarious situation of being suspects in a potential obstruction case, or being witnesses against their own clients in a felony case.  Either way, besides becoming potential defendants, they’ll likely not get paid by Trump.

Categories
Uncategorized

UN Human Rights chief calls China treatment of Uyghurs “serious human rights violations” in new report

A new report by the United Nations Human Rights Commission explicitly declares the Chinese conducted “serious human rights violations” in the suppression of the Uyghur and Muslim populations under its control.

“Serious human rights violations have been committed in XUAR in the context of the Government’s application of counter-terrorism and counter-‘extremism’ strategies,” the report reads.  “The implementation of these strategies, and associated policies in XUAR has led to interlocking patterns of severe and undue restrictions on a wide range of human rights. These patterns of restrictions are characterized by a discriminatory component, as the underlying acts often directly or indirectly affect Uyghur and other predominantly Muslim communities.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

An economy depending on one guy to not fuck around is…

11 hours ago

Todd not sure how to answer question on nonexistent voter fraud

13 hours ago

Trump appoints Tim Apple to run Nvidia

18 hours ago

Nvidia CEO resigns

20 hours ago

Caravan scam continues apace

21 hours ago

CNN calls Mississippi for Scott Colom

1 day ago

Ilhan Omar’s bodyguard indicted to try to get him to “flip”: NYT

2 days ago

Insufferable shithead MAGA Congressman Greg Murphy concedes

2 days ago

“We did do a very poor job”

2 days ago

Regime sends letter warning Garcia of “criminal consequences”

2 days ago

Mary Peltola’s vote total now larger than both Dan Sullivans

2 days ago

Hegseth COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY EXONERATED

2 days ago

Tom Emmer promises Dems will regret winning

3 days ago

Jim Jordan wins House GOP leadership, lol

3 days ago

“Many Democrat lawmakers are going to find themselves under indictment and fighting conviction… Watch”: Roger Stone to Axios

3 days ago

Bidenflation increases 0.4 percent in October, beating expectations

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants calls impeachment gay and soy

3 days ago

Orange Baby still demanding Dan Sullivan be declared winner

3 days ago

Orange God Emperor holds impromptu press briefing: Watch live

4 days ago

“Voters made the wrong choice”

4 days ago

Massie intros Hegseth impeachment articles

4 days ago

Nvidia CEO hired top sex scandal specialist PR firm a year ago

4 days ago

There it is: Trump “Stop the Steal 2026” edition

4 days ago

Russell Brand gets 10.5 years in the joint following rape conviction

4 days ago

Jaydee “blamed the Jews for losing the election”: Randy Fine

4 days ago

Jensen Huang in better shape with Trump than JD Vance

4 days ago

Katie Miller cancels podcast

4 days ago

Todd says he’s investigating Dem “threats”: Sunday Live updates

5 days ago

Mentally ill senior having fun Saturday shitposting on internet

6 days ago

Will Dems even need to nuke the filibuster in 2029?

6 days ago

Top Trump crony Huang targeted by sexy Chicom intel agent

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump complains about losing to NASA

6 days ago

Wiles fired, Stephen Miller promoted to White House Chief of Staff

7 days ago

RNC chair, who just oversaw worst loss in decades, endorsed

7 days ago

“Grand Conspiracy” case’s lead prosecutor resigns

7 days ago

Cybertruck era ends with such poetic timing

7 days ago

President mentally incapable of serving: Fox News exit poll majority

7 days ago

Stock market as volatile as presidential emotions

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Loser snaps at reporters for an indefinite period

1 week ago

Orange Overlord trying to maneuver Hegseth into Senate

1 week ago

Lauren Boebert’s OnlyFans launches just a few years late

1 week ago

Harmeet Dhillon out from Regime DOJ

1 week ago

Russell Brand convicted on rape and sexual assault charges in UK

1 week ago

Trump has “every intention to keep” Hegseth

1 week ago

“Maybe we could get asylum in Israel”

1 week ago

Frau Ingraham would cry if her tear ducts weren’t cauterized shut

1 week ago

NRCC chair Dick Hudson concedes

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump champions ballroom accomplishment

1 week ago

Hegseth firing imminent: CBS

1 week ago

Jaydee posts 604-word jeremiad, admits Iran war doomed GOP

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x