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This was David Ellison this morning, talking about how great of a working relationship he and his dad have with convicted felon President Trump, three minutes before the fat bastard posted a lengthy Truth Social meltdown over CBS’s 60 Minutes interview with Marjorie Taylor Greene.

A few hours later Semafor printed this all-too-brief, likely snactioned leak: “Paramount’s aggressive quest for Warner Bros – which escalated into a hostile $108 billion bid for the company Monday – is backfiring in Washington, where some officials have grown frustrated with widespread speculation that a politicized Justice Department would play favorites for the conservative Ellison family.”

Then this quote from a Trump ally, that the Ellisons “believe the worst possible tropes” about the Trump administration’s rampant corruption and are “leaning into all the stereotypes” about said corruption and bribery opportunities. L-O-fucking-L. What the hell were they supposed to think?

“They thought they were playing 5D chess and they were playing tiddlywinks,” this Trump minion added, evidently trying to imply that Donald has the coordination necessary to play tiddlywinks.

Royal Carribbean Cruise Lines tells CBS News that they “were saddened by the passing of one of our guests, worked with authorities on their investigation, and will refrain from commenting any further on pending litigation,” after getting slapped with a lawsuit by the widow of passenger Michael Virgil, 35, who died on board their “Navigator of the Seas” vessel in the Pacific last December after an… altercation with the crew en route from Los Angeles to Ensenada, Mexico.

To call the incident “alcohol-related” might be an understatement as Virgil was alleged to have consumed no fewer than 33 alcoholic beverages prior to the savage struggle with the crew. The nature of these beverage was unspecified but even if we’re talking watered-down screwdrivers with shitty well vodka and/or those lame 8oz Dos Equis that’s still the equivalent of about 17 to 20 real servings. Stumbling back to his cabin, Virgil got lost and became “agitated.” Exactly how “agitated” was not really specified but first the crew tried to physically subdue him, then hit him with “multiple” cans of pepper spray. Then at some point the captain got involved and ordered the ship’s sick bay staff to inject him with a powerful anti-psychotic called Haloperidol. And then Virgil died.

The lawsuit specifically calls out the cruise line’s all-you-can-drink package as being the main contributor to Virgil’s death, the second such complaint filed in recent months to identify that very obvious factor in a fatal incident. The family of a 66 year-old woman – who fell overboard and drowned during an October 2024 Taylor Swift-themed cruise off Florida – accused the line of the same negligence in a similar lawsuit. “Because of that drink package, she did overdo it, trying to maybe get her money’s worth. She was completely intoxicated in a way I haven’t seen before. It saddens me that that is my last memory of her,” said Megan Klewin of her late mother, Dulcie White.

For the third time in as many weeks, New York Attorney General Letitia James has dickpunched convicted felon President Trump’s regime in court as US District Court Judge Patti Saris on Monday ruled in favor of James and a shit ton of other blue states who had sued to block the fat fuck from enforcing his ban on wind energy projects, a ban put in place simply because Trump hates windmills.

“After review of the parties’ submissions and a hearing, the Court concludes that the Wind Order constitutes a final agency action that is arbitrary and capricious and contrary to law. Accordingly, the Court ALLOWS Plaintiffs’ motions, DENIES the Agency Defendants’ motion, and declares unlawful and VACATES the Wind Order,” Saris wrote, lording over the pile of dead birds.

It’s not clear what, if anything, the Trump Regime had to do with it, but evil White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s brother’s ex-girlfriend, with whom she shares an 11 year-old son – who Karoline herself baptized – was ordered released from the ICE gulag on Monday, USA Today reports.

This sort of extremely quiet reversal has not been unheard of so far in this shitshow of a presidency when the bad publicity flowed in. This case was particularly bad, especially since Karoline’s dickhead older brother had previously threatened his ex, Bruna Carolina Ferreira, with ratting her out to ICE, she told the Washington Post in an interview printed Sunday.

Wow. Further showing her hatred for President Trump, Marjorie Traitor Greene just insinuated that President Trump is “Israel First”.

Shes gone full Democrat. Other reps have said she isn’t even showing up for votes anymore. @mtgreenee is now a full blown Trump hater.

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) December 8, 2025

Asked by her home state’s Nexstar affiliate whether she was getting ready to clean out her desk and closet full of stupid fucking costumes, dog-murdering Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday said “No, I don’t have any indication of that. The president is fantastic. I am very proud every single day to be able to work for him. I will serve at the president’s pleasure, which I’m very grateful to get to do and he gives me a wonderful opportunity to do a job that matters for the safety of the American people.” Interesting how she actually remembered to use those canned lines.

“I came to Congress five years ago believing I could make a difference for my constituents, for South Carolina and for a country I love deeply. I was the first woman to graduate from the Citadel’s Corps of Cadets. I don’t scare easily. But I’ve learned that the system in the House promotes control by party leaders over accountability and achievement. No one can be held responsible for inaction, so far too little gets done. The obstacles to achieving almost anything are enough to make any member who came to Washington with noble intentions ask: Why am I even here? The House’s problems didn’t start with this Congress. They’ve been building for decades. The current leadership has failed to reverse it – and in some ways deepened it,” writes Nancy Mace in the New York Times, shitting on Mike Johnson in an op-ed campaigning for South Carolina Governor.

Former parking lot lawyer turned fake US Attorney for the District of New Jersey Alina Habba gave up her quest to regain her post on Monday, taking her exit ramp job to begin serving as an “advisor” to evil Attorney General Pam Bondi, posting a statement saying “For the past five years, I’ve fought for justice on behalf of the American people, and in my tenure under our great Attorney General Pam Bondi and Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, we made New Jersey safer” and lol at the part about “for the past five years,” which would mean she considers being then-former President Trump’s lawyer fighting “for justice on behalf of the American people.” What a freaking douchebag.

And as awful as they are, Bondi and Blanche at least have real experience in the federal court system. What the hell is Habba going to “advise” them on that they don’t already know?

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer will on Wednesday intro a resolution condemning the antisemitism or the countenancing it of by neo-Nazi influencer Nick Fuentes, former top Fox News propagandist Tucker Carlson for hosting Fuentes on his show, Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts, and Trump administration official/Nazi sex pest Paul Ingrassia, Jewish Insider reports.

Smart poison pilling there with the Ingrassia add. Of course it takes only one Republican Senator to block it and hopefully for the GOP caucus’s sake Tommy Tuberville is in town. It could get awkward for any of the others – or not at all if they just let it pass by voice vote and move on.

Top Trump minion Stephen Miller is leading the charge to get dog-murdering Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fired, MS Now’s Jake Traylor reports, adding it’s mostly because she isn’t building ICE gulags fast enough and, secondarily, Republican governors are call the White House to complain about her slow disbursement of FEMA disaster recovery and relief funding.

A tsunami triggered by a 7.6-magnitude earthquake centered about 50 miles off of Japan’s northeastern coast fortunately turned out to be only 20 inches high, the AP reports on a lucky break for a region that was hit with an apocalyptic wave after the 9.1 magnitude 2011 Tohoku quake.

The late Monday/early Tuesday wave, reportedly causing minor injuries, surged ashore after a tense half hour of alerts from officials that put the potential height at over 10 feet in some areas.

On October 2nd shitbag US Attorney General Pam Bondi told Fox News in a triumphal statement her minions had “reached out to Apple today demanding they remove the ICEBlock app from their App Store – and Apple did so. ICEBlock is designed to put ICE agents at risk just for doing their jobs, and violence against law enforcement is an intolerable red line that cannot be crossed. This Department of Justice will continue making every effort to protect our brave federal law enforcement officers, who risk their lives every day to keep Americans safe,” a statement that is now exhibit numero uno in developer Joshua Aaron‘s lawsuit against the Trump Regime, accusing them of pressuring the company into suppressing his and his users’ rights to free speech, the New York Times reports.

But let’s hear more about how Big Tech colluded with the Democrats to suppress information about the dangers of the COVID vaccine and the Hunter Biden laptop from hell back in 2020 and 2021.

We’ve seen the disturbing video from the Cinnabon bakery in Ashwaubenon, WI, and we do not condone this behavior. The former employee was immediately terminated by the franchise owner. Their actions do not reflect our values or the welcoming experience every guest deserves.

— Cinnabon (@Cinnabon) December 6, 2025

The response looks more like one you’d see if, say, the worker was high from a too-strong edible and smeared icing on her face while singing “I’m the Cinna-bitch! Can’t catch me, my apron’s too blue!” rather than calling a Somali couple the N-word and cheerfully saying “I am racist.”

It’s almost like the company’s afraid of a certain demographic…

Maybe it should’ve been folded into the previous article as “in related news” but this is fucking funny. Convicted felon President Trump exploded with rage Monday over his former best bud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s 60 Minutes interview, demanding an apology after Greene had told Lesley Stahl that Trump is terrified over the Epstein files, blamed him for death threats against her, and claimed that Republicans in Congress constantly mock and disrespect him behind his back:

“The only reason Marjorie ‘Traitor’ Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!) went BAD is that she was JILTED by the President of the United States (Certainly not the first time she has been jilted!).”

“Too much work, not enough time, and her ideas are, NOW, really BAD – She sort of reminds me of a Rotten Apple! Marjorie is not AMERICA FIRST or MAGA, because nobody could have changed her views so fast, and her new views are those of a very dumb person. That was proven last night when washed up, Trump hating, 60 Minutes ‘correspondent,’ Lesley Stahl, who still owes me an apology from when she attacked me on the show (with serious conviction!), that Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP FROM HELL was produced by Russia, not Hunter himself (TOTALLY PROVEN WRONG!), interviewed a very poorly prepared Traitor, who in her confusion made many really stupid statements.”

Probably egged on by convicted felon President Trump, who over the weekend announced he would be “getting involved” with Netflix’s $72 billion bid to buy up Warner Bros, MAGA billionaires Larry Ellison’s Paramount-Skydance on Monday announced a “hostile” $108 billion attempt to outbid the streaming service’s initial move to seize control of the entertainment company, Reuters reports.

“There must be only One Rulebook if we are going to continue to lead in AI. We are beating ALL COUNTRIES at this point in the race, but that won’t last long if we are going to have 50 States, many of them bad actors, involved in RULES and the APPROVAL PROCESS. THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT ABOUT THIS! AI WILL BE DESTROYED IN ITS INFANCY! I will be doing a ONE RULE Executive Order this week. You can’t expect a company to get 50 Approvals every time they want to do something.”

“THAT WILL NEVER WORK!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, championing the sacred principles of federalism and separation of powers rather than, you know, trying to legislate said rules and making it far more impervious to court challenges from the “bad actor” states.

With just hours before the filing deadline in Texas on Monday, Dem former Congressman Colin Allred announced he’s dropping out of the Senate primary and will instead run for the House from the state’s 33rd District, WFAA reports. The abrupt exit leaves State Representative James Talarico and (likely) Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett as the two contenders in the Dem primary.

“In the past few days, I’ve come to believe that a bruising Senate Democratic primary and runoff would prevent the Democratic Party from going into this critical election unified against the danger posed to our communities and our Constitution by Donald Trump and one of his Republican bootlickers Paxton, Cornyn, or Hunt. That’s why I’ve made the difficult decision to end my campaign for the US Senate,” said Allred in an exclusive statement to the Dallas-area ABC affiliate.

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