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“Pizza Hut has just launched pasta. Yes, the same Pizza Hut that Italy frowns upon has now taken on another Italian classic. The kind that’s creamy, cheesy, loaded with sauce, and blatantly breaks every Italian rule in the book. So, before unveiling their new pasta, they dared to challenge an entire nation, defy centuries of tradition, and actually get approval for it. By Italians,” says a Pizza Hut press release that starts normal enough then quickly takes a sharp turn into very dicey territory.

“Kind of. But the brand knew what they were getting into. Traditional Italians would never agree to this culinary crime. Not the Giuseppes, not the Francescas, and definitely not their Nonnas. So, Pizza Hut did what they do best, they got creative. They turned to other Italians. Those who’ve been born and raised in countries like Kazakhstan, Lebanon, Japan and so on – who hold the Italian passport, but welcome contemporary twists on Italian food. It was the perfect setup for a social experiment disguised as a taste test, designed to test the limits of tradition,” the release continues.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck… Had to emphasize the “traditional” part above again because fuck. This entire marketing campaign sounds almost like it was designed in a lab to appeal to the Stephino Milleronis out there, but also kind of piss them off by referring to those “who hold the Italian passport” as Italians as well. This is freaking playing with fire and they better hope OANN doesn’t find out.

Hey there Americans! Got any fun plans for a nice Carribbean or even Mexican getaway this weekend? Are you looking forward to spending a few days or even a week on a warm sandy beach instead of freezing your loins off in a goddamned blizzard? That’s great! Also, CNBC reports that airlines have canceled more than 1,300 flights which means there’s a pretty decent chance you just got fucked out of your vacation. Don’t even bother going to the airport, it’ll only cause more heartache, especially when you do manage to book another flight and then you sit on the tarmac for five hours until they turn around and head back to the gate because the plane got covered in ice.

“Trump likes polls that appear favorable to him and dislikes polls that do not. But whether a poll is good or bad for the president has no bearing on our methodology. We aim to produce the most reliable survey of public opinion possible, and our polls have been widely cited for their rigor,” says the New York Times in a statement via CNN’s Brian Stelter issued in response to the fat bastard’s Thursday meltdown and stupid lawsuit amendment vow over their not favorable poll findings.

The Friday print version of Times’s A1 reads “Few Say Return of Trump Has Improved Life in US.”

We are calling on Governor Walz and Mayor Frey to agree to turning this child predator over to ICE, so this criminal can never prey on innocent American children.

This is exactly what we have been saying: We need state and local law enforcement engagement and information so we… https://t.co/sJhauKMJWr

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) January 23, 2026

“This is exactly what we have been saying: We need state and local law enforcement engagement and information so we don’t have to have such a presence on the streets. If we work together, we can make America safe again,” the nonsensical tweet continues after the cutoff and Jesus Christ these people can never just admit they fucked up and apologize to the innocent elderly US citizen they harassed and humiliated because they were looking for a guy who’s already in prison.

And has an ICE detainer for deportation so they can just scoop him up when he’s released.

The city of West Haven, Connecticut earlier this month approved a $16,000 contract with an acoustic specialist to try to figure out what the actual hell is causing the godawful persistent low-frequency humming noise emanating from somewhere underground, Fox News reports.

It’s not clear when it actually became noticeable to residents, but city HR commissioner John Carrano’s more than fed up. “My house is the loudest of all the different locations in the area. I would test in the morning and test in the evening. If I saw an elevated decibel reading, I would go up to the industrial zone and test the property line,” said Carrano, adding that his kids can’t hear it.

Weird-ass infrasound hums have tormented people in a number of places over the last few decades, among them Massena, New York near an Alcoa plant and Windsor, Ontario, where the humming is believed to originate from a sketchy, mysterious facility on neighboring Detroit’s Zug Island. Taos, New Mexico has been plagued by a hum that has long defied investigation and of course being New Mexico it’s something something aliens.

The current French government led by Sebastien Lecornu on Friday survived two no confidence votes brought in quick succession over Lecornu’s move to force a new budget that has everyone pissed off, DPA International reports on the still-ongoing shitshow that had some questioning the Fifth Republic’s long-term prospects as a tenable enterprise.

Officers responding to a burglary alarm at a Ridge bank were met with an unexpected intruder when a buck crashed through a window.

As the deer attempted to escape officers were able to safely lasso the animal and guide him to freedom.

Thanks to Seventh Precinct officers. pic.twitter.com/AQOr56nDF1

— Suffolk County Police Department (@SCPDHq) January 22, 2026

Notice how the reel of bodycam footage – which is a pretty funny and wacky chronicle of the buck trashing a bank branch in the rural MAGA part of eastern Long Island – ends before the deer is out of its sight, the cops’ definition of having “guided” him “to freedom” is letting him run into traffic on New York Route 25 – a pretty busy road that runs from Manhattan to Orient Point – rather than the large wooded preserve area out behind the bank from whence he came. Nice work fellas.

National big box retailer Target has ordered employees not to help any customer hide from ICE or otherwise interfere with their operations in a store, the Wall Street Journal reports.

“Dear Prime Minister Carney: Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada’s joining, what will be, the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday.

Ughhhhhhhhhhh, God just end him already. Smite him with thy divine hammer.

“Maybe we should have put NATO to the test: Invoked Article 5, and forced NATO to come here and protect our Southern Border from further Invasions of Illegal Immigrants, thus freeing up large numbers of Border Patrol Agents for other tasks,” the fat bastard posted earlier.

A federal jury on Thursday acquitted 37 year-old Chicago man Juan Espinoza Martinez on one count of murder-for-hire for supposedly posting a $10,000 bounty on the head of diminutive top Border Patrol official Greg Bovino, who kind of dresses like a member of the Nazi SS, the AP reports.

Martinez, a Mexican national who is not a US citizen, had been painted as a “ranking member” of the Latin Kings in state propaganda but District Judge Joan Lefkow barred that from the trial because, sur-fucking-prise, there’s no evidence that he is or has ever been affiliated with the gang.

.@RealTomHoman: This individual "matched the description [of a target] but they couldn't verify his identity because he was uncooperative… So ICE detained him until they found out who he was. ICE can detain a U.S. citizen if they have probable cause that this person may have… https://t.co/NBbahWDcu5 pic.twitter.com/D0bMFxrDdm

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) January 20, 2026

These incompetent fucking dipshits never cease to amaze… As you can see above, the reich was stuck playing defense after dragging apparently 70-something US citizen ChongLy Thao out of his house, in his underwear, simply because he was being uncooperative with their search for Lue Moua, a sex offender they were seeking who had previously lived at that address in Minneapolis.

Want to know why Moua doesn’t live there anymore? According to the Bulwark, he’s been in fucking prison since for a number of charges, including felony kidnapping. Even better: They could’ve just searched the Minnesota Department of Corrections’ public database – or their own as there’s an active ICE detainer on Moua, meaning that they can and probably will take him into custody for deportation upon his anticipated release date in 2027. Again, ICE’s own fucking database says this.

“RECORD NUMBERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! SHOULD I TRY FOR A FOURTH TERM?” posted convicted felon President Trump while on board Air Force One on Thursday, evidently kind of manic.

The post came just minutes after a reporter asked him about the hideous bruising now evident on both of his hands, to which Trump answered “I’m very good. I clipped it on the table. So I put a little, what do they call it, cream on it. I clipped it. I would say take aspirin if you like your heart, but don’t take aspirin if you don’t want to have a little bruising. I take the big aspirin. When you take the big aspirin, they tell you that you bruise. The doctors said, ‘You don’t have to take that, sir. You are very healthy.’ I said, ‘I’m not taking any chances.’ That’s one of the side effects.”

Sure sounds like a guy who should try to run for president again in 2028 when he’s 82.

Now-former Congressman Matt Gaetz, a credibly-accused sex trafficker who in 2021 was facing possible life in prison if not for federal prosecutors dithering on whether they could land a conviction and who subsequently resigned from Congress and withdrew from the nomination to be US Attorney General just to avoid being called out in a House Ethics report outlining all of that behavior, will not face any discipline from the Sunshine State’s Bar Association, the Tampa Bay Times reports.

“The committee… draws a distinction between offenses of personal morality or alleged crimes which do not have a connection to fitness for the practice of law or otherwise indicate characteristics relevant to law practice,” wrote state Bar official Casey Pless Waterhouse in a letter to the OANN anchorman who probably hasn’t used his law license in years. “You are urged, in the strongest terms, to reflect on your responsibilities as an officer of the court,” Waterhouse added.

“California’s recent redistricting is tainted by an unconstitutional racial gerrymander. In November 2025, California voters adopted Proposition 50, whichamended the state constitution to replace a 2021 map drawn by an independent redistricting commission with one created by an outside mapmaker and endorsed by the California legislature. The stated impetus for the ‘Prop 50 map’ was to ‘flip five congressional seats from Republicans to Democrats,’ in order to ‘counteract’ a political gerrymander by Texas. But unlike Texas’s map, the Prop 50 map suffers from a fatal constitutional flaw: one of the districts (District 13) was clearly drawn ‘on the basis of race.’ The mapmaker himself confirmed as much. In public statements, he candidly admitted that he drew district boundaries to ”ensure that the Latino districts’ are ‘bolstered in order to make them most effective, particularly in the Central Valley,” ie, where District 13 is located,” writes complete cocksucker Solicitor General D John Sauer in a brief in support of some dildo’s bid to overturn Prop 50.

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday actually followed through on his threat to sue JP Morgan Chase and CEO Jamie Dimon for refusing to go along with his commands to lower credit card rates to 10 percent, Fox Business News reports citing a complaint seeking $5 billion.

During a break in Thursday’s Jack Smith testimony House Judiciary, former US Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn had to step in to separate fellow January 6th survivor former DC Metro cop Mike Fanone from batshit insane fascist conspiracy freak and audience regular Ivan Raiklin.

Most of what was said during the altercation remains unclear but Fanone at least heard Raiklin threatening to rape Fanone’s kids, leading the former cop to scream as such at Raiklin.

And yeah, it’s both hands now.

A federal magistrate judge in Minnesota refused to sign off on a criminal complaint against former CNN host Don Lemon this week, leading to his non-arrest over the “terrorist” incident at the pro-ICE Cities Church in St Paul on Sunday, CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports on another L for the regime.

Separately a source tells NBC News that Pam Bondi was “enraged” by the failure to squeeze Lemon.