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Convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday pulled the security details for former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and his top aide Brian Hook for reasons unclear, the New York Times reports.

Like former National Security Advisor John Bolton, Pompeo and Hook had been faced with continual death threats from Iran so the Biden Administration had provided them with protection for the last four years – though the latter two are believed to have had agents assigned to them from a State Department security division rather than Secret Service agents as with Bolton. Unlike Bolton, it’s not clear what Pompeo and his lieutenant had done to piss off Trump enough to get him to let Iranian agents murder them in revenge for the January 2020 assassination of Iranian Revolutionary Guard General Qassim Suleimani. Pompeo was mentioned as a blacklisted boss in a Truth Social rant and Hook was fired from one of those board seats given out to cronies since Trump retook power.

The national gas price tracker at AAA shows that convicted felon President Trump has undeniably failed to uphold his campaign promise to immediately lower the cost of fueling American vehicles, that the average national price for a gallon of regular unleaded has actually gone up from $3.103 to $3.135 week over week since January 16th – also up from $3.129 on Wednesday.

“So, when I win, I will immediately bring prices down. Starting on day one, we will end Kamala’s war on American energy, and we will drill, baby, drill. We’re going to drill, baby, drill. That’s going to bring down prices of everything because energy brought it up. When they went away from my policy,” said Trump on August 15th, 2024 as he stood in front of tables covered in products bought from local grocery stores outside of his country club in Bedminster, New Jersey. Yet 70 hours and 17 minutes after he returned to power not only have prices not gone down, they’ve actually gone up.

“Oh stop, it’s only been three days,” Trump’s defenders will say, as if the sentence “I will immediately bring prices down” emphasized above is subject only to their interpretation of its meaning. Then they’ll try to segue into “Well it’ll take time to undo the damage Biden to did to America’s energy industry,” click “post comment,” take a swig of their Mountain Dew Code Red, and fold their arms contentedly. The heckling responses will begin to gnaw at them a bit, which may or may not end with an “at least Kommie Kamala lost”-type response before they retreat to Breitbart or Fox News.

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 23, 2025

Continued “Bibi” after the cutoff: “He has since repeatedly and forcefully supported Israel’s right to defend itself against genocidal terrorists and regimes who seek to annihilate the one and only Jewish state. I thank him for this.” Well there you have it, the leader of the Jewish state has spoken and ruled that it wasn’t a Heil Hitler salute to the MAGA crowd in DC on Monday.

Social media posts obtained by WTVF reveal that the teenager who shot up a school in Nashville this week (not the one who shot up a school in Nashville in 2023) was “ashamed to be Black” and revered MAGA psychopath Candace Owens, who “influenced me above all each time she spoke.”

Antioch High School senior Solomon Henderson, 17, shot and killed 16 year-old Josselin Corea Escalante and then turned the gun on himself in the school’s cafeteria Wednesday.

Henderson was a big fan of the Neo-Nazi group the Goyim Defense League, posting a flyer for their recent “tour” of Nashville on one of his accounts. “I was so miserable. I wanted to kill myself. I just couldn’t take anymore. I am a worthless subhuman, a living breathing disgrace. All my IRL friends outgrew me act like they didn’t fucking know me. Being me was so fucking humiliating. That’s why I spend all day dissociating,” he wrote in one of his final posts in November.

Pope Francis calls Trump's deportation plan a 'disgrace' https://t.co/TSMqAiPGqt

— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 23, 2025

“The eruption of Kīlauea within Kaluapele (summit caldera) resumed just before 3:00 pm HST today, January 22, 2025. This marks the beginning of the fifth episode of the current eruption that began on December 23, 2024, following the most recent pause that began on Saturday, January 18, 2025.”

“Episode 5 started with small spatter fountains at approximately 2:57 pm and lava flows beginning at 2:59 pm. Current activity includes small dome fountains 16-33 feet (5-10 meters) high feeding a short lava flow from the north vent. Weak, intermittent spatter was observed earlier in the day but sustained effusive activity did not begin until just before 3:00 pm. There are no signs of activity at the south vent. Seismic tremor increased at 3:00 pm at the same time that effusion began. The tiltmeter at Uēkahuna continues to record inflation beneath Halemaʻumaʻu at the time of this report but is expected to transition to deflation as the eruption continues,” says a new USGS-Hawaii Volcano Observatory bulletin. Someone’s really gotta read these things with a fresh set of eyes before they put them out because “small spatter fountains” just sounds fucking gross and lewd.

Dem Mississippi state Senator Bradford Blackmon this week decided it’s time to start writing reproductive health laws that focus on a man’s role in the process, filing the “Life Begins at Erection Act,” making it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo,” with fines of up to $10,000 for the third time a violation is caught, WLBT reports.

“All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation. This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me,” said Blackmon in a statement.

Convicted felon President Trump’s second reich has begun simply denying asylum claims summarily at border crossings, as CBP agents have been ordered to do so, CBS News reports.

Internal documents indicate that, as of Tuesday night, the president’s “full” 212(f) authority was being implemented across Texas’ border with Mexico, making nearly all migrants who arrive subject to quick expulsion. The documents cite the public health-related 212(f) authority that applies to any and all “aliens that traveled through a country with a communicable disease.”

“I am pleased to announce that L Brent Bozell III will serve as the next CEO of the United States Agency for Global Media. As Founder and President of the Media Research Center for 38 years, few understand the Global Media landscape in print, television, and online better than Brent.”

“He and his family have fought for the American principles of Liberty, Freedom, Equality, and Justice for generations, and he will ensure that message is heard by Freedom-loving people around the World. Brent will bring some much needed change to the US Agency for Global Media,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, failing to mention that he just pardoned Bozell’s (formerly) convicted felon insurrectionist son, L Brent IV, and that he’ll be serving in the regime with Linda McMahon, the wife of Brent’s sworn enemy, sex trafficker Vince McMahon.

Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department corrections officials might have a bit of a pickle on their hands Wednesday as a new wildfire broke out about five miles north of the county clink in the town of Castaic, with no plans to evacuate the jailbirds, the Los Angeles Times reports.

The Times writes that the biggest problem right now is the sheriff’s department’s shortage of buses capable of securing inmates as the county’s corrections fleet is down to just 20 out of 82 usable vehicles. A department spokesperson told the Times on Wednesday that there are other state and local resources available but did not specify anything about what those resources would be.

Batshit idiot South Carolina Congresswoman Nancy Mace is considering a run to lead the Palmetto State, the Associated Press reports on a different place she can work where nobody likes her.

“Speaker Johnson and the House Republican Conference today announced the intent to establish a new select subcommittee for the 119th Congress to continue House Republicans’ investigation into all events leading up to and after January 6. The work will be chaired by Rep Barry Loudermilk (GA-11) and exist as a Select Subcommittee of the House Judiciary Committee chaired by Rep Jim Jordan (OH-4). Speaker Johnson released the following statement: ‘House Republicans are proud of our work so far in exposing the false narratives peddled by the politically motivated January 6 Select Committee during the 117th Congress, but there is still more work to be done. We are establishing this Select Subcommittee to continue our efforts to uncover the full truth that is owed to the American people. The composition and other details regarding the Select Subcommittee will be announced soon,'” say the House Republicans in a statement declaring the investigation into the investigation will continue, even though “justice” has been done with Trump’s mass amnesty.

@DonBaconNE02 it takes all of us to make the majority.

— Eric Burlison (@EricBurlison) January 22, 2025

Also the fucking idiot tagged the wrong user, as @DonBaconNE02 is a parody account.

Acting Defense Secretary Robert Salesses is on Wednesday expected to sign an order deploying 1,500 active duty troops to the Mexican border, the AP reports. It’s the exact same number that former President Joe Biden deployed in May 2023, when the border was “open,” according to Republicans, but now it means convicted felon President Trump is really “strong” or some bullshit.

Convicted felon President Trump is considering inviting some of the MAGA terrorists who sacked the Capitol on his orders in 2021 to the White House for a lovefest, CNN’s Alayna Treene reports.

CNN’s Jim Acosta absolutely manhandled dullard Tennessee MAGA Congressman Tim Burchett on Wednesday, reducing him to stammering and bitching as he failed to defend convicted felon President Trump’s pardoning of thousands of MAGA terrorists who attacked the Capitol.

“I’m not looking to hurt Russia. I love the Russian people, and always had a very good relationship with President Putin – and this despite the Radical Left’s Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX. We must never forget that Russia helped us win the Second World War, losing almost 60,000,000 lives in the process. All of that being said, I’m going to do Russia, whose Economy is failing, and President Putin, a very big FAVOR. Settle now, and STOP this ridiculous War! IT’S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE. If we don’t make a ‘deal,’ and soon, I have no other choice but to put high levels of Taxes, Tariffs, and Sanctions on anything being sold by Russia to the United States, and various other participating countries. Let’s get this war, which never would have started if I were President, over with! We can do it the easy way, or the hard way – and the easy way is always better. It’s time to ‘MAKE A DEAL.'”

“NO MORE LIVES SHOULD BE LOST!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday morning, probably from a Kremlin-provided script that he provided his own touches to.

House Speaker Mike Johnson on Monday tore into what he described as flagrant abuses of presidential pardon power, vowing to launch an investigation into the corrupt amnesties.

That’s in the second part of the clip after Johnson defended some other presidential pardons.