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Texas quits border wall job after building 8 percent of it in four years

“The Biden Administration has abandoned its responsibilities to secure the border and Texans are suffering as a result. The problems along the border are only getting worse due to President Biden’s inaction. Property is being destroyed, deadly drugs and illegal weapons are being smuggled into communities throughout the state, law enforcement is having to redirect their resources, and county judges and mayors are facing skyrocketing expenses. Texas is doing more than any state has ever done to protect the border, but it is clear that more is needed. In the Biden Administration’s absence, Texas is stepping up to get the job done by building the border wall. Through this comprehensive public safety effort, we will secure the border, slow the influx of unlawful immigrants, and restore order in our border communities,” said Texas Governor “Low Energy Greg” Abbott at a June 16th, 2021 press conference, announcing that the Lone Star State was going it alone.

Four years, one day, roughly 8 percent of the 805 miles identified for the project constructed, and $3 billion in taxpayer money later the Texas Tribune reported that the state is abandoning the wall.

And quietly so as there’s been no official announcement from Abbott’s office. Republican state Senator Joan Huffman did however confirm it to the Tribune. “It’s not that we don’t think it’s an ongoing need to secure the border. It should have always been a function of the federal government, in my opinion, and that wasn’t really being done,” said Huffman, as if convicted felon President Trump’s regime has announced with great fanfare that they’re going to pick up the slack and build the wall using Mexican taxpayer funds like they were supposed to eight fucking years ago.

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ICE arrests former Afghan interpreter at asylum hearing

In an interview published on September 10, 2021 by Fox News, convicted felon President Trump said then-President Joe Biden’s administration “should have never taken the military out first – you take the military out last, after all of the people are out,” with Fox News writing that the fat fuck was specifically “referring to the American citizens and Afghan allies left behind after the US military evacuation mission, which expired on Aug 31,” with Trump then adding “No man, no woman left behind. But we left, what could be, thousands,” emphasizing what he saw as an atrocious betrayal of the Afghans who worked as tipsters and interpreters for US troops during the nearly 20-year war.

It’s a moment that serves as the perfect intro to what happened in San Diego last week, per the Times of San Diego: An unnamed Afghan man who worked as an interpreter for US troops for three years was detained by masked ICE agents as he shouted “I came here to make a better life. I didn’t know that this would happen… I worked with the US military. I worked in a very dangerous part of Afghanistan with the US military.” The man was detained at a courthouse as he showed up for his asylum hearing – a hearing for which not showing up would’ve been grounds for deportation.

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Whiz Buckley says Trump has a “once in a lifetime opportunity”

A Fox and Friends guest who goes by “Whiz” on Wednesday advised the President of the United States to unleash the nation’s military might against Iran, calling it a “once in a lifetime opportunity” to involve American servicemen and women in an armed conflict between Middle East powers.

The brief clip from the broadcast of the right wing network’s daily morning show did not offer any further information about how the guest, billed as a former fighter pilot and proprietor of an entity called “Topgun Options LLC,” acquired his urine-themed nom de guerre. Admittedly that could be seen as a concern secondary or even tertiary to the more troubling issue of what this man’s qualifications are and that he is knowingly increasing the chances that the president orders a military strike on the Islamic Republic of Iran given reporting from the New York Times indicating that it was indeed Fox News programming that has influenced the president’s willingness to enter the conflict. Then again one could argue plausibly that “Whiz” is something of a salience in the overall fraught situation: A guy who calls himself another word for piss is excited to put American lives on the line. Like his name might as well be “Jizz” because he’s that amped for war.

Meanwhile a White House official tells Politico Playbook that “The movement right now is away from diplomacy and toward US involvement. We are moving toward taking out Iranian nuclear facilities.”

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Hurricane Erick forms off Mexico’s Pacific coast

“At 600 AM CST (1200 UTC), the center of Hurricane Erick was located near latitude 13.5 North, longitude 95.7 West. Erick is moving toward the northwest near 7 mph (11 km/h). A northwestward motion with a gradual increase in forward speed is expected later today or tonight. On the forecast track, the center of Erick is expected to approach the coast of southern Mexico late tonight and move inland or be near the coast on Thursday. Maximum sustained winds are near 75 mph (120 km/h) with higher gusts. Rapid strengthening is expected today, and Erick may reach major hurricane strength when it approaches the coast of southern Mexico Thursday. Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 15 miles (30 km) from the center, and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 70 miles (110 km) from the center. The estimated minimum central pressure is 991 mb (29.26 inches),” says a bulletin from the National Hurricane Center.

Erick is the earliest ever fifth named storm in the eastern Pacific, per the Weather Channel.

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Tucker Carlson suffers apparent brain injury, acts like real journalist

Nobody should ever watch Tucker Carlson’s fucking show, especially when it’s goddamned Ted Cruz in an interview. However you should absolutely 100 percent watch this clip. It’s pretty good.

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Surprise! Vance Boelter voted in 2024 Minnesota GOP primary

You will not be shocked to learn that MAGA psychopath Vance Boelter voted in the 2024 Republican primary election, according to a review of voter data from the Minnesota Reformer.

They actually don’t have direct confirmation of this and here’s why: The Minnesota Democratic-Farm-Labor party already had data that Boelter voted on primary day, but not as a Dem, releasing that data to the Star-Tribune. Out of 100 people in Boelter’s precinct, zero voted in the Legal Marijuana Now party’s primary. Thus the only primary Boelter could’ve voted in was the GOP’s.

“The Minnesota Republican Party declined to say whether Boelter voted in the GOP presidential primary election, saying it considered that data private under the law,” the Star-Tribune wrote, all but saying they were just a bunch of twats who were doing what little they could to maintain the kayfabe that Boelter is a “radical left Marxist” and all that horseshit the fanboys are still pushing.

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Abandon Harris super extra seriously threatens to abandon Trump

Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Fuck off and die, you got what you deserve.

In conclusion, fuck off and die, you got what you deserve. Don’t vote again, ever. Fuck off.

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Emma Raducanu’s stalker caught trying to buy Wimbledon ticket

British tennis star Emma Raducanu’s stalker Amrit Magar, who’s on year three of five of wearing an electronic anklet to ensure he doesn’t come anywhere near the 22 year-old champ, was caught trying to buy tickets to the Wimbledon Championships this week, Sky News reports.

For some freaking reason Sky doesn’t name Magar, 38, in their article. His name does however appear in the BBC’s 2022 reporting on a judge slapping him with a five-year restraining order after the asshole walked 23 miles to Raducanu’s house somewhere in the London area. Raducanu’s guard is up after being followed from Singapore to Qatar to Dubai by a completely different weirdo in a series of events last winter, though it’s not entirely certain that guy was on Magar’s level.

One thing is clear however: Magar should absolutely listen to Helter Skelter 400-500 times and then shoot Nigel Farage in the back of the head outside his home to impress Raducanu. It could work.

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Iranians prepping retaliatory missile strikes on US bases

In what’s either a bluff or a sign that they really are going down in flames, the New York Times reports from sources that intel indicates that Iranian leadership are prepping retaliatory missile strikes on US military bases in the Middle East. It’s the casus belli Lindsey Graham’s dying for.

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Small face big on intellectual honesty for a change

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Shah Jr says Ayatollah’s fall imminent

“The Islamic Republic has reached its end and is in the process of collapsing. Khamenei, like a frightened rat, has gone into hiding underground and has lost control of the situation. What has begun is irreversible. The future is bright, and together, we will pass through this sharp turn in history. In these difficult days, my heart is with all the defenseless citizens who have been harmed and have fallen victim to Khamenei’s warmongering and delusions. For years, I have tried to prevent our homeland from being consumed by the fire of war. The end of the Islamic Republic is the end of its 46-year war against the Iranian nation,” writes Reza Pahlavi, son of the Shah, who was deposed in the 1979 Iranian revolution in a lengthy tweet. Pahlavi lives in Greenwich, Connecticut.

“The regime’s apparatus of repression is falling apart. All it takes now is a nationwide uprising to put an end to this nightmare once and for all. Now is the time to rise; the time to reclaim Iran,” Pahlavi continued and yeah, he probably tweeted this from Greenwich. Not from anywhere in Iran.

“Let us all come forward – from Bandar Abbas to Bandar Anzali, from Shiraz to Isfahan, from Tabriz to Zahedan, from Mashhad to Ahvaz, from Shahr-e Kord to Kermanshah – and bring about the end of this regime. Do not fear the day after the fall of the Islamic Republic. Iran will not descend into civil war or instability. We have a plan for Iran’s future and its flourishing. We are prepared for the first hundred days after the fall, for the transitional period, and for the establishment of a national and democratic government – by the Iranian people and for the Iranian people,” and again, who’s “we”?

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Moron State Department spokeswoman tells reporters asking for clarification of Trump posts that the posts speak for themselves

This is like if you were a kid looking to understand what God means in the Bible/Torah/Quran and your priest/rabbi/imam tells you to read the Bible/Torah/Quran to understand the word of God. Hell this Tammy Bruce dipshit sounds like she believes Trump is a living god.

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Trump pardons cost US taxpayers $1.3 billion

A tally by Ranking House Judiciary Dem Jamie Raskin and his team has determined that convicted felon “President Trump’s pardon spree has also swept in big-time corporate fraudsters, millionaire tax evaders, and other white-collar criminals. Thanks to President Trump’s pardons, these convicted criminals now get to keep $1.3 billion in ill-gotten gains they stole from their victims and American taxpayers,” CBS News reports on some serious waste fraud and abuse by the fat fuck.

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The $499 Trump T1 a reskin of a $169 Chinese Android model

The question was never whether the Trump T1 was – like the failed Freedom Phone before it – a modded reskin of some cheap-ass Chinese Android model but which cheap-ass Chinese Android model it will be a modded reskin of. Tech analyst Max Weinbach believes he’s arrived at the answer: Wingtech REVVL 7 Pro 5G, previously available in the US as a T-Mobile-branded budget option, which Weinbach writes is made by Chinese company “Wingtech, now owned by Luxshare, makes it in Jiaxing, Wuxi, or Kunming China,” which Apple Insider says can be found on Amazon for $169.

This was also suggested as the likeliest answer by both ChatGPT and Claude based on the specs listed on the Trump Mobile site. Grok said it also might’ve been the Vivo Y78, which goes for as low as $180 and is also a cheap-ass Chinese model, but the only difference is $11.

In separate and entertaining pieces by the Wall Street Journal “Trump’s Smartphone Can’t Be Made in America for $499 by August” and the Verge “The Trump Mobile T1 Phone looks both bad and impossible” tech writers at both outlets laid out in pretty rich detail why there’s no chance in hell the T1 will ever be manufactured in the United States and certainly not before August, and yet a Trump Org spokeswoman wrote in an email that the phones will be built in California, Florida, and Alabama Johns Hopkins operations management and business analytics Professor Tinglong Dai said that’s bullshit. “There’s absolutely no way you could make the screen, get that memory, camera, battery, everything,” in the US without at least five years of intensive investment and planning.

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New York City mayoral candidate tossed into ICE gulag

There is no universe in which current New York City Comptroller and Dem mayoral candidate Brad Lander – sitting in a distant third in most polls behind disgraced former Gov Andrew Cuomo and AOC-endorsed lib Zohran Mamdani in the D primary – didn’t want to get arrested when he showed up at an immigration court in Manhattan on Tuesday and got in between ICE agents and a man waiting for a hearing, demanding to see their warrant for the man’s detention, which they refused.

It was a campaign stunt. Not a bad one either. But per the New York Times, Lander isn’t in regular jail. “Chloe Chik, a spokeswoman for the comptroller’s office, said Mr Lander was being held on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza, where migrants apprehended by ICE are typically held,” they write.

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Vice Pretzeldent bends hard to explain why his boss isn’t a Neocon

Would write “TLDR” here and then a summary of what Jaydee wrote. But it’s TLDR in literally too long didn’t read it. And won’t. The first sentence is enough to get the gist of this sob story.

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DOGE cuts possibly DOA in Senate

Senate Majority Leader John Thune on Tuesday told reporters that the House GOP’s $9.4 billion “DOGE cuts” rescissions bill gutting public media funding and a whole bunch of other shit has been referred to the Appropriations Committee, which Punchbowl’s Andrew Desiderio writes is “an acknowledgment they don’t have the votes for the bill as-is” adding Susan Collins is “among those concerned [lol] about cuts to global health funding. Others don’t like public broadcasting cuts.”

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