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Top Arizona leaders agonized over “non-citizen” voter shitshow

Audio of a conference call earlier this month between Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs, Secretary of State Adrian Fontes, and Attorney General Kris Mayes obtained by the Washington Post reveals the the three agonizing over what to do after they had found out that circa 98,000 voters in the state had been registered to vote for decades, even though there was no record they had ever provided proof of citizenship as is required under state law – a situation that they were most certainly going to be damned on either way given how it was perfectly formulated to fuel MAGA conspiracy freaks.

The origin of the problem goes back to 2004, when the state passed the proof of citizenship law, leading to nine years of litigation ending with the Supreme Court ruling in 2013 that federal law prevented the state from enforcing it for presidential and congressional elections. The state then implemented a hybrid system where those who had not provided proof were given federal-only ballots that left off local and state races. What happened this month is that the Secretary of State’s office had found that the 98,000 had been erroneously been provided full ballots after 2004. Even better is that federal law prohibits states from making any changes to voter rolls under 90 days before election day, leaving Hobbes, Mayes, and Fontes with a perfect storm of shit.

“When this goes public, it is going to have all of the conspiracy theorists in the world coming back to re-litigate the past three elections, at least in Arizona,” Hobbs said. “And it’s going to validate all of their theories about illegal voting in our elections, even though we all know that’s not true.”

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Springfield mayor says he hasn’t heard from Jaydee yet

Republican Springfield, Ohio Mayor Rob Rue, who had been planning a conference call earlier this month with Mike Pence replacement and Rue’s actual currently sitting Senator JD Vance – a plan that collapsed when city officials found out that Vance had planned on letting a bunch of local MAGA conspiracy theorists join – tells Politico that he still has yet to hear from Jaydee since at all since the couchfucker started propagating lies about the city’s Haitian community eating cats.

“We didn’t trust what that would look like because we were concerned those being brought on may not even be our constituents. It would not have been productive,” Rue said, adding his family’s been getting threats and that someone dropped off a confused Haitian migrant at his house last weekend.

Republican Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, a Springfield native, told Politico’s Jonathan Martin a similar story. Not about the threats or a Haitian migrant getting dropped off at his home, but about not having heard from Vance – or convicted felon former President Trump. But also he doesn’t think it would matter. “It’s clear nothing that I would say would alter” JD or Trump’s conduct, said DeWine.

The governor did however speak with President Joe Biden, by which time FBI agents were already on the ground in Springfield, having been deployed in response to numerous bomb threats.

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NYC Orthodox Jewish leaders backing Cuomo for mayor

Disgraced former New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo is the New York City Jewish community’s top pick for replacing indicted Mayor Eric Adams, according to “multiple Jewish community activists” who tell Jewish Insider that Cuomo is “emerging as the favored alternative candidate among Jewish leaders, citing his moderate to conservative record on key issues and outspoken support of Israel, which he has made a central focus of his messaging in recent months.”

Fox News contributor/former Axios editor-turned Jewish Insider politics editor Josh Kraushaar, a complete douchebag, sells this as a “Big SCOOP” in a tweet. The article does mention the whole resigned in disgrace over multiple sexual harassment allegations thing, noting that Cuomo “will need to overcome the stigma of sexual misconduct allegations that he denies but that forced him to resign in 2021, he will also face lingering resentment from Orthodox voters over his restrictions targeting the community during the COVID pandemic, which were criticized as discriminatory.”

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Surprise! Pro-Trump counties by far more reliant on “socialism”

A review by the Wall Street Journal finds that, excluding Alaska, of the 1,986 counties/Louisiana parishes in the other 49 states in which Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, unemployment insurance, food stamps, the earned income tax credit, veterans benefits, Pell grants, Covid-era payments, and other support account for 25 percent or more of the total personal income, 1,746 of these counties voted for convicted felon former President Trump in the 2020 election to just 240 for Joe Biden. This was up from 2016 when 169 such counties voted for Hillary to 1,276 for Trump.

So yeah, it’s not surprising that a party always bitching about “socialism” and led by a demented con artist who hawks $100,000 gold watches and $99 collector’s coins and NFTs where he’s dressed as Elvis relies on voters reliant on the public dole. Nobody’s surprised about that anymore.

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New York Times op-ed board prints urgent plea not to unsubscribe

“It is hard to imagine a candidate more unworthy to serve as president of the United States than Donald Trump. He has proved himself morally unfit for an office that asks its occupant to put the good of the nation above self-interest. He has proved himself temperamentally unfit for a role that requires the very qualities – wisdom, honesty, empathy, courage, restraint, humility, discipline – that he most lacks,” the New York Times editorial board writes in an urgent plea to those tempted to unsubscribe after a period of increasingly stupid fecklessness and both-siderism aimed at quelling right wing fury that will never actually be quelled, no matter how much of the remaining goodwill from their actual readers they’ve pointlessly incinerated to the benefit of no one.

And STILL these fuckers lead into their endorsement with a qualified “For this reason, regardless of any political disagreements voters might have with her, Kamala Harris is the only patriotic choice for president” and “She may not be the perfect candidate for every voter, especially those who are frustrated and angry about our government’s failures to fix what’s broken – from our immigration system to public schools to housing costs to gun violence. Yet we urge Americans to contrast Ms Harris’s record with her opponent’s,” before finally getting to “There is also an optimistic case for elevating her, one that is rooted in her policies and borne out by her experience as vice president, a senator and a state attorney general” in the eighth paragraph of their subscriber retention piece.

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Eric Adams hires C-list MAGA lawyer

New York City Mayor Eric Adams has retained a semi-obscure MAGA lawyer named Bill Burck to lead his defense team as he faces five major federal felonies. Burck’s greatest hits include helping former Trump White House Chief of Staff Reince Preibus, Trump White House Counsel Don McGahn, and Trump White House Smelly Alcoholic Nazi Steve Bannon squirm out of being interviewed during Robert Mueller’s investigation. In 2021 Business Insider reported that Burck had the balls to demand the DOJ reimburse the fees Bannon owed him for the repeated interviews with Mueller’s team.

Burck would not be the first of Team Trump’s former defense lawyers to freelance for a Dem facing federal charges as in 2022 First Son and irresponsible crackhead-turned-painter Hunter Biden retained Abbe Lowell, who had previously represented the far more successful presidential influence peddler Jared Kushner. Then again Lowell had also repped former President Bill Clinton, and former Senators John Edwards and Bob Menendez (the 2015 trial when Bob walked), so you might actually say his Kushner work was more the exception than the rule as far as Lowell’s clientele goes.

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North Carolina officials say they want help, not campaign stops

North Carolinians Republican Congressman Chuck Edwards – whose mountainous western district was especially hard hit by flooding from the remnants of Hurricane Helene last week – and Dem Gov Roy Cooper both tell Politico Playbook their constituents need assistance, not campaign stops.

“The people in my district really don’t want to see politicians,” said Edwards. “They want to see water. Food. Cell towers and power restored, and the ability to contact their loved ones. Photo ops are not what’s needed.” Cooper was on the same page, saying “I told the president that we did not need elected officials that require a lot of security and attention, because we need to make sure that we’re getting the work done on the ground.” People are still trapped, he added, and “it’s not the right time for [Vice President Kamala Harris or convicted felon former President Trump] to come.”

You will not be shocked to learn Trump didn’t get the message, though at least he’s not headed to Edwards’ district – where more than 30 people have been killed. Instead the fat bastard will be in Valdosta, Georgia “to receive a briefing on the devastation of Hurricane Helene, facilitate the distribution of relief supplies, and deliver remarks to the press on Monday,” per his campaign.

The venue is listed as “Chez What Furniture Store” in the town near the Florida border. Meanwhile President Biden will address the relief efforts from the White House later this morning.

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Boris Johnson planned military raid on Holland to get COVID vaxes

An excerpt from disgraced former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s upcoming memoir reveals the mop-headed Brexit moron had plotted a military raid on a Dutch factory in 2021 to obtain five million COVID vaccine doses that the European Union had threatened to embargo during a rough diplomatic stretch with the bloc but backed off when his advisors told him “if we are detected we will have to explain why we are effectively invading a long-standing NATO ally,” Reuters reports.

“I secretly agreed with what they all thought but did not want to say aloud: that the whole thing was nuts,” Johnson wrote, not explaining why he ordered the planning if he knew it was nuts. Bojo wrote that he scrapped the plan and eventually obtained the doses anyway after the embargo that he thinks was borne of “malice and with spite … because we were vaccinating our population” at a (supposedly) “much faster rate than” the European Union countries were at the time.

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Former Arizona GOP Senator endorses Harris/Walz

Jeff Flake, a one-term Republican Senator from Arizona who served as ambassador to Turkey for Joe Biden, formally announced his endorsement of the Harris/Walz ticket for the White House.  Flake, of the Snowflake Flakes, served in Congress with both members of the Democratic ticket, with Harris in the Senate and with Walz in the House.

“I believe in our Constitutional system and in the rule of law, and I want to support a candidate who respects the will of the voters and would never attempt to use the powers of the Presidency to overturn an election after having been turned out by the voters,” Flake wrote summing up a list of reasons he supports Vice President Kamala Harris.

“Finally, I want to support a Presidential candidate who seeks to unite our country rather than one who divides us; one who represents the ideals of a new generation of leadership based
not on grievances of the past, but hope for the future. For all of these reasons, I’ll be supporting Kamala Harris for President and Tim Walz for Vice President.

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Felon screams at cult in Pennsylvania

Convicted felon former President Trump already sounds like shit while campaigning in Erie, Pennsylvania – a town that in October 2020 he told he didn’t want to be there.

He’s already in a bad mood, having posted, among other shit “I seldom watch Low Rated Bill Maher but, when I do, I marvel at the fake laughter on the Show. It sounds like a bad ‘Laugh Machine,’ it’s so obnoxious and disgusting, just like him, always laughing no matter what is said. Real Republicans hate it when Fox puts Crazy Bill on, far too often, to show that the Left “agrees” with us. Fox ought to GET SMART, and not use LOSERS like this! Also, they shouldn’t allow negative Ads,” and “CNN will not put on a Republican Conservative, nor will MSDNC. But Fox is constantly putting on Liberal Democrats to counter previous guests from the Right, thereby nullifying any message they may happen to give – The Fake News is already unfair enough to Republicans, we don’t need it from Fox, also,” before taking the stage in the swingy, northwestern Pennsylvania county.

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Marine Le Pen may be completely screwed in 2027 election

French Fourth Reich party leader Marine Le Pen faces an automatic five year ban from running for elected office if she’s convicted in her trial starting Monday over charges she ran a patronage system for aides top her far right nationalist cabal’s members in both the French and European Parliaments, Politico EU reports. She could also be sentenced to 10 years in prison and be fined €1 million, but the bigger problem is being barred from the ballot in an election she’s already said she’s going to run in… again, after losing to current incumbent Emmanuel Macron in 2022.

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Orange Satan prays to the Archangel Michael for protection

This shit is a little much, even for that fat fuck and all his accelerating weirdness these days. It came in the middle of a spate of more “normal” Truth Social rants like “Why is Lyin’ Kamala Harris in San Francisco, a City that she has totally destroyed, at fundraising events, when big parts of our Country are devastated and under water – with many people dead? She is openly acknowledged to be the Worst Vice President in History and, as President, she would be even WORSE!” and “To all Rapists, Drug Dealers, Human Traffickers, and Murderers, WELCOME TO AMERICA! It is important that you send a THANK YOU note to Lyin’ Kamala Harris, because without her, you would not be here. We don’t want you, and we’re going to get you out!” And then “There’s something wrong with Kamala, I just don’t know what it is – But there is something missing, and everybody knows it!”

Well maybe that last one was also a bit extra for him, like an admission that he’s lost and confused.

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More than 60 dead across South after Hurricane Helene

At least 60 people are dead and dozens more are unaccounted for across Florida, Georgia, the Carolinas, and Virginia – 60 of them potentially missing in western North Carolina’s Buncombe County alone – after Category 4 Hurricane Helene swept in through Florida’s Big Bend region and moved into the South’s interior, CNN reports. Buncombe Manager Avril Pinder called the storm the county’s “own Hurricane Katrina,” and officials said communication systems have been disrupted, with no cell service expected in the region for at least “several days.”

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Senator Stepford Wife (R-AL) decries IVF’s use as a political football

Insisting that in-vitro fertilization is safe from Project 2025, Alabama Senator Katie Britt – famous for her bizarre 2024 State of the Union rebuttal which both full of lies and Lifetime Channel-level method acting – was lying again to Fox News’ Shannon Bream on Sunday morning, claiming that Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s most recent move to again force Republicans on the record was allowing for “human cloning” and lacked protections for “religious freedom.”

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Rasmussen polls even more of a scam than originally thought

Investigative outfit American Muckrakers – which has something of a spotty record, though getting sandbagged is different than intentionally misrepresenting facts – have obtained a lengthy tranche of seemingly genuine emails between infamously shitty far right pollster Rasmussen Reports – the one convicted felon former President Trump keeps citing as finding him with wide national leads over Vice President Kamala Harris – the Trump campaign leadership, and the Heartland Institute – a bullshit right wing “think tank” who have partnered with Rasmussen in at least one push poll.

According to the New Republic, the coordination between Rasmussen, Heartland, and Team Orange constitutes a violation of election regulations because Heartland is a 501(c)3 nonprofit and is not allowed to engage in activity benefiting a candidate. We’re sure the FEC’s going to get right on that.

The contents of the emails themselves are also not terribly explosive otherwise. Like it doesn’t seem to go any further than Rasmussen previewing their findings to Trump’s campaign – one email from Rasmussen dipshit Ted Carroll says “These are just out and so I figured you might want to see them early, especially the final question which was inspired by a recent Tweet from Catturd. A majority of all voters now believe the DC GOP set out to sink President Trump in 2020,” lol – but if you were hoping for something far more embarrassing, like they’re outright cooking the numbers in collusion with each other, you’re going to have to wait on Muckrakers for that. They just might have more where that came from, judging by their takedowns of now-former Congressbro Madison Cawthorn and attempting the same on Lauren Boebert (which they got ratfucked on with bad info).

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Tom Emmer lies to anchor’s face and says JD Vance is “very likable”

House Majority Whip Tom Emmer, the cuck from Minnesota who still worships the Orange God Emperor even after he tanked Emmer’s bid for the speakership last year and called him a “RINO,” insisted to ABC’s Martha Raddatz that Jaydee Vance, who Emmer has been coaching in debate practice ahead of Tuesday’s big showdown against Emmer’s home state Gov Tim Walz, is very likable. Which is a complete lie, both by any reasonably objective measure and quantifiably in surveys, which Emmer dismissed as “snapshot polls that are being done for a specific reason.” Lol.

Asked if he approves with Trump calling Vice President Kamala Harris is “mentally impaired,” Emmer got heated and all he could say was “we should stick to the issues.” He then cried about the media holding up “shiny objects” when asked about Trump and Jaydee’s stories of Haitians eating pets.

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US fighter jets pew-pew ISIS and Al-Qaeda targets in Syria

“US Central Command (CENTCOM) Forces conducted two targeted strikes in Syria, killing 37 terrorist operatives, including multiple senior leaders of the terrorist organizations of ISIS and Hurras al-Din, an Al Qaeda affiliate. The airstrikes are part of CENTCOM’s ongoing commitment, along with partners in the region, to disrupt and degrade efforts by terrorists to plan, organize, and conduct attacks against civilians and military personnel from the US, our allies, and our partners throughout the region and beyond,” says US Central Command in a press release.

“On Sept 24, CENTCOM Forces conducted a targeted strike in northwest Syria, killing nine terrorist operatives, including Marwan Bassam ‘Abd-al-Ra’uf, a senior Hurras al-Din leader responsible for overseeing military operations from Syria. Hurras al-Din is an Al Qaeda-affiliated organization based in Syria with global aspirations to conduct attacks against US and Western interests. The successful strike against Marwan Bassam ‘Abd-al-Ra’uf comes a month after a successful strike that killed another Hurras al-Din senior leader, Abu-‘Abd al-Rahman al Makki,” the statement continued.

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Former Florida Republican Congressional candidate charged with threatening to kill opponent, ’cause why not?

William Robert Braddock III, a 2022 GOP candidate for Florida’s 13th Congressional District which includes Tampa, faces federal felony charges for asserting he was sending “my Russian-Ukrainian  hit squad” to kill his opponent, NBC News reports.  Braddock was indicted this week after being extradited from the Philippines.

According to the DOJ, “On June 8, 2021, Braddock made several threats to injure and kill Victim 1 [a fellow GOP candidate for Congress] and Victim 2 [a friend of the opponent] during a telephone call with Victim 2. Specifically, Braddock threatened, in part, to ‘call up my Russian-Ukrainian hit squad’ and make Victim 1 disappear. After making the threats, Braddock left the United States and was later found to be residing in the Philippines. Braddock was recently deported from the Philippines to the United States and made his first court appearance yesterday in Los Angeles.”

 

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Surprise! Republicans and Dems split on Electoral College: polls

A new national public opinion survey by Gallup finds 58 percent of respondents favor replacing the Electoral College with a national popular vote to 39 opposed, consistent with a Pew Center survey finding, also from this week, putting the split at 63 to 35 percent pro-popular vote to pro-Electoral College, respectively. Gallup since 2000 and Pew since 2017 have asked the question every few years and both have consistently found Team PV in within a few points of 60 percent and Team EC around 35 percent… Except for 2016 when the Electoral College suddenly got a little more popular.

The answer why is painfully obvious. In late November 2016 Gallup found just a two-point lead for Team Popular Vote at 49 to 47 percent. In 2017 CNN found it at 51 to 44 percent PV to EC. The same year Pew found it at 55 percent pro-Popular Vote to 41 percent Electoral College. In 2020 the topline numbers began to creep back up to normal range for Gallup as they found a 61 to 38 percent split while Pew found a nearly-identical 60 percent pro-popular vote to 37 percent. Gallup didn’t run it in 2021, but Pew did and found another sudden, albeit smaller, spike for the Electoral College – 43 percent to 55 percent – possibly because certain voters realized they fell just about about 44,000 votes across three states from their desired outcome in the prior presidential election.

Also obvious is the partisan makeup, as this year Gallup found 82 percent of Dem respondents on Team Popular Vote to 66 percent of GOP respondents on Team Electoral College, while Pew puts it at 87 percent of liberal Dems saying they’re pro-PV versus 63 percent of pro-PV conservatives.

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