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FBI calls “Mutiny Dems” in for interviews

FBI has sent Dem Senators Mark Kelly, Elissa Slotkin, and Representatives Jason Crow, Maggie Goodlander, Chris Deluzio, and Chrissy Houlihan requests for interviews with agents after they posted that “Don’t Give Up The Ship” video that caused convicted felon President Trump to have a fucking meltdown, Reuters reports on K$H trying to look busy and useful.

Weird how like these people are supposed to be guilty of sedition and treason but rather than being immediately arrested and jailed before their trial and execution they’re getting interviewed.

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WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys who attacked US Capitol

Convicted felon President Trump will on Tuesday officially pardon two turkeys that attacked the US Capitol and violently packed the faces of police officers during the January 6, 2021 insurrection that Trump incited. Or the two turkeys whose crypto exhcnage facilitated money laundering operations for Al Qaeda, Hamas, and child sex trafficking operations in Colombia. Or the two turkeys who donated $10 million to a PAC that supported his 2024 campaign… Okay, admittedly nobody knows why these two turkeys were selected but they had to have done something to earn the mercy.

Maybe Eric Adams is involved. Turkey, bribery, escaping consequences… All very Adams-esque.

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Missing Virginia football coach’s story suddenly not so tragic

On Monday you may or may not have read reporting on Travis Turner, head football coach at Union High School in Wise County, Virginia, who disappeared while the team’s entering the first round of playoffs following an undefeated regular season, maybe even making a serious run for the state championship. It’s making national news, a tragic and mysterious disappearance for the 46 year-old gridiron general at a terrible time, true crime TikTokers jumping in with their theories that maybe a psycho dad from a rival team or whoever bumped Turner off or kidnapped him, so on and so forth.

Well now it’s Tuesday and Turner’s still missing buuuuuuut CBS 19 reports he’s also wanted on five counts of possession of child pornography and five counts of using a computer to solicit a minor.

That’s why Turner’s “missing.” He doesn’t want to get arrested and then tried, convicted, and sentenced to decades in prison for being a pedophile and a stupid one who lets himself get caught.

Or he crawled into a large abandoned coal mine deep in the woods and shot himself in the head, preferring that raccoons consume his flesh to the living death of imprisonment. GO UNION HS!

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Consumer Confidence takes a beating

“The Conference Board Consumer Confidence Index® declined by 6.8 points in November to 88.7 (1985=100) from 95.5 in October. The Present Situation Index – based on consumers’ assessment of current business and labor market conditions – fell by 4.3 points to 126.9. The Expectations Index – based on consumers’ short-term outlook for income, business, and labor market conditions – fell by 8.6 points to 63.2. The Expectations Index has tracked below 80 for ten consecutive months, the threshold under which the gauge signals recession ahead. The cutoff for preliminary results was November 18, 2025,” says the Conference Board in another bummer for MAGA.

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This is why Arkansas voted for President Trump in 2024

Take one look at this absolute anarchy in New York City with a car being set on fire by these thugs during a “street takeover” party and it’s no wonder why President Trump won Arkansas in a landslide in the 2024 election. The people of the Huckabee State saw scenes like this on Fox News and other conservative cable channels and said “No more” before the vast majority of them cast their ballots to return Trump to power last November, the message to these scumbags in Queens unambiguous.

Arkansans have ZERO tolerance for this sort of thing happening in New York City and they trusted President Trump – the Law and Order president – to put an end to the radical mob rule of Gotham’s streets. His powerful campaign message of bringing crime in New York City under control was a massive winner with the people of Arkansas, Missouri, Utah, Idaho, North Dakota and so many other largely rural red states. They see those flames licking out from that car and immediately look to President Trump to help them feel safe from the violence of that crime-ridden urban hellhole.

They voted against this, knowing that a year later the streets of New York City would be safe again from these criminal gangs blasting profane rap music and doing whatever they want. It’s also why next year they’ll reelect Republican Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Republican Senator Tom Cotton, and Republican Congressmen Rick Crawford, French Hill, Steve Womack, and Bruce Westerman to the state’s four districts, knowing that in 2027 the streets of New York City will be safe again from these criminal gangs blasting profane rap music and doing whatever they want.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this commentary on why Arkansans continue to support President Trump, Governor Sanders, and the Republicans they elected to Congress.

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September retail sales slowed

“Advance estimates of US retail and food services sales for September 2025, adjusted for seasonal variation and holiday and trading-day differences, but not for price changes, were $733.3 billion, up 0.2 percent (±0.4 percent)* from the previous month, and up 4.3 percent (±0.5 percent) from September 2024. Total sales for the July 2025 through September 2025 period were up 4.5 percent (±0.4 percent) from the same period a year ago. The July 2025 to August 2025 percent change was unrevised from up 0.6 percent (±0.2 percent). Retail trade sales were up 0.1 percent (±0.5 percent)* from August 2025, and up 3.9 percent (±0.5 percent) from last year. Nonstore retailers were up 6.0 percent (±1.2 percent) from last year, while food service and drinking places were up 6.7 percent (±1.8 percent) from September 2024,” says the Commerce Department’s September retail sales report , delayed because Republicans want Americans to pay more for health insurance.

Analysts had expected a 0.4 percent rise but MAGAnomics gave us a 0.2 percent increase.

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Ohio man sent drug-laced copy of Jaydee’s memoir to inmate

“A Lucas County man has been sentenced to more than a decade in prison for his role in soaking the pages of books in illegal drugs to ship to inmates at a local prison. Austin Siebert, 30, of Maumee, Ohio, was sentenced to 140 months (approximately 11 years) in prison by US District Judge Donald C Nugent after pleading guilty in August to the following charges as outlined in the indictment: Felon in Possession of a Firearm and Ammunition; prior convictions include Aggravated Trafficking in Drugs in 2018 and Robbery in 2021. Possession with Intent to Distribute Methamphetamine. Siebert was also ordered to serve four years of supervised release after imprisonment. Judge Nugent imposed the sentence Nov 18,” says a Justice Department/Northern District of Ohio press release.

“According to court documents, prison officials at the Grafton Correctional Institution in Lorain County discovered that Siebert was in regular communication with several inmates and mailing books to them. Prison investigators seized suspicious book packages which were then sent to a forensic lab for analysis. The seized contraband tested positive for the presence of synthetic cannabinoids such as 5-Fluoro-ADB and MDMB-4en-PINACA. Subsequently, a federal search warrant was executed at Siebert’s residence in Maumee where agents seized a paperback book suspected of being soaked with narcotics; a loaded Bersa Thunder, .380 semiautomatic pistol; several bags containing suspected drugs in pill and powder forms; a book binding machine; and package mailing labels,” the press release continued, conspicuously without naming the book.

It was neckbeard Vice President JD Vance’s memoir “Hillbilly Elegy,” according to the AP.

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Hungover Hegseth quickly destroys “case” against Mark Kelly

When you actually want a decorated veteran officer recalled to the service, tried, convicted, and imprisoned for allegedly encouraging mutiny, posting this kind of tweet to score points is what you do not do. In fact you just shut the fuck up and stay out of it because tweeting this is “unlawful command interference,” which tends to void charges under military justice. What a freaking idiot, lol.

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“The thought has crossed my mind”

An anonymous House Republican tells Axios that, while he’s not likely to resign in the near term, “the thought has crossed my mind” when it comes to resigning early after Marjorie Taylor Greene’s abrupt announcement on Friday night. “I know I’m not the only one,” eyeing the exit, he added.

Kind of weak for an Axios story the day after Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman broke the news about how many House GOP members are on tenure suicide watch. Greene herself tweeted a response to Sherman’s reporting on Monday with “Fact check true but it’s worse than people inside the bubble know when you talk to real Americans outside the wicked snow globe of Washington DC. Myself and many of my colleagues came courageously roaring into 2025 with legislation that matched the 2024 electoral mandate only to be totally sidelined by Johnson under full obedience of the WH.”

“Executive orders are temporary, Q memes have not obliterated the deep state [LOL at that part coming from her but also that it’s a direct shot at Trump himself] and my colleagues constantly trying to pass loyalty tests instead of demanding what is right won’t help Americans pay their rent or stop corporations from buying up homes, buy their groceries, provide good paying jobs and stop foreigners with visas from stealing their jobs, stop American tax dollars from funding foreign wars and causes, or rebuild the value of the dollar. Passing effective legislation that gets signed into law is permanent and actually solves Americans problems. Now that House members are switching gears into campaign mode and will be fighting for their lives, our legislative majority has been mostly wasted. Our best shot was the first 6-9 months. And when Republicans likely lose the midterms it will become total and complete political war and gridlock once again,” Marjorie continued.

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“Kumma” AI bear pulled from market over BDSM advice

“In other exchanges lasting up to an hour, Kumma discussed even more graphic sexual topics in detail, such as explaining different sex positions, giving step-by-step instructions on a common ‘knot for beginners’ for tying up a partner, and describing roleplay dynamics involving teachers and students and parents and children – scenarios it disturbingly brought up itself. In this last conversation, the researcher brought up multiple sexual topics, and asked about them more persistently. The toy continued to escalate,” says a section of a lengthy report from the US PIRG Consumer Watchdog research group about the dangers of AI toys, this one “Kumma” being particularly problematic and leading its manufacturer, FoloToy, to pull it from shelves, per The Blaze.

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Wesley Hunt less than receptive to GOP’s pleas to back down

Texas MAGA Congressman Wesley Hunt tells CNN he’s heard Senate Republicans begging him to get the fuck out of the now-three-way primary for John Cornhole Cornyn’s seat but doesn’t give a shit that it’ll probably force a runoff between Cornyn and Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton that will cost them tens of millions of dollars, Hunt is “absolutely” staying in the race.

“If Senate leadership does not like me being in this race, you know what I say? Good, because Senate leadership does not pick the leadership in Texas,” Hunt said, adding “This is like a David and Goliath kind of story. I have a couple of smooth stones to throw at him, but guess what? They are very effective. The people of Texas are looking for an alternative, and it’s my job to give them one.”

A Cornyn ally says that “very senior Republicans,” are furious with Hunt and have repeatedly told him to get out of the race. This person did not, however, say if convicted felon President Trump was one of said very senior Republicans. In fact Hunt himself said that neither Donald nor any of his minions told him the same. “Nobody has told me a word,” Hunt said of the White House’s position.

Thing is that if Trump was going to make an endorsement and end this shitshow he probably would’ve done it already. Yet Cornyn persists in pleading with the fat bastard. “We’ll spend a lot of money that could be spent more productively elsewhere. If I’m at the top of the ticket, chances are that it will help down ballot races including these congressional seats that are now in litigation. So I think it’s in the president’s best interest, and that’s what I’ve explained to him,” he said.

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New Zealand declares war on feral cats, vows to extirpate them

“The Government is delivering on its campaign promise to add feral cats to the Predator Free 2050 target species list to protect our precious native wildlife, Conservation Minister Tama Potaka says. ‘We know people want their local reserves, beaches and bush tracks to be full of birds, not predators. Including feral cats in the Predator Free 2050 goal means stronger protection for local wildlife, better tools for communities, and less impact on farmers, whānau and our economy.'”

“‘Feral cats are now found across Aotearoa New Zealand, from farms to forests, and they put huge pressure on native birds, bats, lizards and insects. They also spread toxoplasmosis, which harms dolphins, affects people, and costs farmers through lost stock,’ Mr Potaka says. The Department of Conservation’s consultation on the Predator Free Strategy received close to 3,400 submissions.'”

Over 90 percent backed improved feral cat management. ‘New Zealanders were clear. They want action,'” says a statement from Kiwi Conservation Minister Tama Potaka. Meow it’s personal.

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Heads about to roll

Convicted felon President Trump has lately been, according to RealClearPolitics douchebag Paul Sperry, “growing increasingly unhappy with ‘economic messaging,’ among other things. Shakeup could include chief of staff in new year,” as though it’s just the “messaging” and not just his own failures to even attempt make good on his lie-filled campaign to avoid dying in prison.

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Petition to create “Trump County, Florida” gathers 18 signatures

“We, the undersigned, urge the Florida State Legislature and Gov Ron DeSantis, in accordance with Article VIII, Section 1 of the Florida Constitution to create Florida’s 68th County – Trump County. The geography of the county shall be: the entirety of the coastal barrier islands, commencing with the northern point of Anastasia Island, terminating at the southern end of Ponce Inlet. The county will be separated from the mainland from the west by the Matanzas River and Halifax River.”

“President Trump is a once-in-a-generation leader, a master dealmaker, real estate titan, and the greatest president of our time. As the first president to call Florida home, it’s time we honor his extraordinary legacy by establishing Florida’s 68th county: Trump County – a lasting testament to his impact on our state and nation. This new county demands an extraordinary canvas, so we’re proposing a stunning 60-mile stretch of Northeast Florida’s pristine coastline. This jewel boasts breathtaking state parks, a world-class coastal golf resort, charming Old Florida towns, and the world’s most famous beach. With vast potential for growth and redevelopment, it’s the perfect stage for future Trump-inspired projects that will shine as brightly as his legacy,” says the OpenPetition.org campaign to create Trump County, Florida. It has 18 signatures of its goal of 500 so far.

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Shapiro says state working on fixing fire-prone SEPTA rail cars

Pennsylvania Gov Josh Shapiro on Monday toured a maintenance plant in Malvern to check up on the Southeast Pennsylvania Transit Agency (SEPTA)’s progress in complying with a federal order to complete safety upgrades to the fire-prone Silverliner IV rail cars the agency uses, the AP reports.

“We cannot let SEPTA fail. We have to continue to be there for SEPTA and for all mass transit agencies. It’s too important for our economy, it’s too important for communities, it’s too important for our entire commonwealth,” Shapiro told reporters before he ordered his attorney general to open a criminal investigation into the company that made the rail cars and see if they have any connections to Venezuela. Shapiro then said SEPTA actually isn’t that important but he’ll also order the agency to come up with a new rail car that would be so much better than the Silverliners, which are too cold and don’t have sunroofs so you can see the sky while you’re riding on the train. Shapiro then said he would talk to the Emir of Dubai about designing a new rail car, they have such wonderful rail cars there in Dubai. And there’s no crime on them either. No crime on their trains, can you imagine that?

Okay that was fake news. The real story is one of such boring competence and responsible leadership in addressing a real issue that it needed a contrast of the other kind of “leadership.”

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Fox Newsman struggles to cope with Comey/Letitia James fail

Fox Newsweiner Charlie Hurt on Monday coped and not very well with the stupid bullshit cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James getting dismissed, trying to explain it away as a “fluke side ruling” as though that somehow undoes the damage to the regime’s ambitions to weaponize the justice system against the Orange Tyrant’s foes.

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Offer Shlomi launches primary vs Republican Texas Congressman

Offer Shlomi, better known as “Vince Offer,” a former TV pitchman famous for the “ShamWow” miracle towels, the nut chopper, the “Underground Comedy Movie” starring Joey Buttafuoco, and getting arrested for punching a hooker after she bit his tongue because he’s the kind of John that passionately kisses prostitutes, has filed to launch a primary challenge against 84 year-old Republican Texas Congressman John Carter in the state’s 31st District, NBC News reports.

It’s not clear if Shlomi used his legal name in the filing documents. Shlomi’s campaign is said to be a crusade to “destroy wokeism” in Congress and a tribute to the “original woke-buster” Charlie Kirk.

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Jim Comey, Letitia James completely and totally exonerated

A South Carolina federal judge in on Monday tossed the Trump Regime’s “cases” against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, finding that incompetent idiot Eastern Virginia US Attorney Lindsey Halligan was appointed unlawfully by scumbag Pam Bondi.

“Mr Comey now moves to dismiss the indictment on the ground that Ms Halligan, the sole prosecutor who presented the case to the grand jury, was unlawfully appointed in violation of 28 USC § 546 and the Constitution’s Appointments Clause. As explained below, I agree with Mr Comey that the Attorney General’s attempt to install Ms Halligan as Interim US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia was invalid. And because Ms Halligan had no lawful authority to present the indictment, I will grant Mr Comey’s motion and dismiss the indictment without prejudice,” wrote South Carolina Senior Judge Cameron McGowan Currie who was appointed by the Fourth Circuit to weigh on the matter of Halligan’s legitimacy from outside the Eastern District of Virginia.

That Currie tossed Comey’s charges without prejudice rather than with is a distinction without a difference: Because the five year statute of limitations is already up there’s no way to bring the same charges again. He walks and there’s no recourse for the Trump Reich. They’re going to have to come up with some other pretextual pile of bullshit inside of the last five years to go after him.

Earlier this month George Conway refused to speculate on what would ultimately destroy the case against Comey, saying that there were simply too many different ways the former FBI director could get the charges tossed he didn’t want to name any one of them as the likeliest kill shot.

The case against James meanwhile can be revived but need more info on that.

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