In a series of emails obtained through a public records request by ABC News, officials in Springfield, Ohio backed out of a planned conference call with their sitting senator, Mike Pence replacement JD Vance, after learning that Jaydee had planned to allow “third parties” with “first-hand experience” dealing with the fake stories of Haitian migrants abducting pets and eating them, shit that Jaydee publicly acknowledged was made-up for political reasons several times this month.

“We later learned that they wanted to bring some constituents (without providing their names or how they selected them) into what was initially portrayed as a private call. We decided that it was in our best interest to decline,” Springfield Strategic Engagement Manager Karen Graves told ABC News in a statement. “While we appreciated them reaching out to us, we felt the scope of the initial invitation changed and this went from an opportunity to have an honest discussion to us potentially being drawn into more politicalization,” and local conspiracy freaks wouldn’t have helped that.

After learning of the planned MAGA sandbagging of the conference call, Mayor Rob Rue replied to Vance’s state director James Coyne on September 17, writing it was “disheartening to see our vibrant community drawn into the national immigration debate, leading to disruptions in daily life and increased security concerns. Over the past week, schools and public offices have been closed due to threats,” to which Coyne responded that Vance’s office had been “inundated with constituent complaints [this was a week after Vance claimed he was getting calls about missing pets and his minion wasn’t going along with it in the email]. Our intention in inviting some of these constituents to join the call was to help facilitate a dialogue between residents we have heard from with first-hand experiences and city officials to help him contextualize their perspective with yours.”