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Orange Messiah holds back on Iowa Jesus guy for now

“Ron DeDeSanctimonious, in an act of sheer desperation, paid Iowa preacher Bob Vander Plaats $100,000, and then got his Endorsement? We did not seek it. What is going on here?” writes disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social, reacting to the key endorsement the heels-wearing governor’s allies shelled out for in the Cornhole State. Other than pointing out that Vander Plaats accepted the money, it is plain that Donald is holding back on him. Maybe that’ll change, but for now it is interesting, especially when you contrast it with Trump not-at-all holding back on Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds and she came out and endorsed Pudding-Fingers.

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Republican retain control of Utah House seat

In an unsurprising result in a district with an R+11 rating from Cook Political, Republican Celeste Maloy is projected to keep GOP control of Utah’s 2nd Congressional District seat, vacated by Chris Stewart, who resigned from Congress to care for his ailing wife.  Election guru Dave Wasserman called the race against Democrat Kathleen Riebe and some Libertarian douchewaddle.  The race fills the 435th and final seat in the House of Representatives.

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US airstrikes hit Iranian-backed groups in Iraq

US fighter jets struck two sites in Iraq used as bases by Iranian-backed forces conducting terrorist operations against US and allied forces in the country and in Syria, ABC News reports.  The American attack was the fourth round of strikes against sites operated by Kataib Hezbollah, with these striking an operations center and something referred to as a “command and communications node,” both of which were located south of Baghdad.   Kataib Hezbollah is believed responsible for more than 60 strikes against US and coalition forces since mid-October.

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DeSantis gets key endorsement he paid for in Iowa

Illustrating more why Iowa is not a representation of anything:  an influential Iowa evangelical pastor to whom Ron DeSantis-affiliated groups paid $95,000 to get their candidate to speak before his Family Leader Foundation as his campaign started cratering over the summer has officially endorsed the Republican Florida governor for the upcoming Iowa caucuses, Reuters reports.

Bob Vander Plaats’s endorsement don’t mean much in presidential races, but they do seem to be prescient in Iowa.  An unsuccessful politician himself–he had three unsuccessful shots at running for governor himself before 2011–Vander Plaats endorsed the Iowa caucus winners in 2012 (Rick Santorum) and in 2016 (Ted Cruz).

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Sunak tells Milei to shut up about Falkland Islands

British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak on Tuesday welcomed far right Argentina President-elect Javier Milei into the global leadership community by telling him on no uncertain terms is the UK’s sovereignty over the Falkland Islands up for debate and that the matter “was settled decisively some time ago” when the Brits repelled an Argentine invasion in 1982, the BBC reports.

Milei had not suggested another war but rather that his administration would “have to make every effort to recover the islands through diplomatic channels” because British sovereignty over the remote and sparsely populated archipelago is some sort of insult to Argentina. While the Falklands are technically a British colony literally none of the classic tropes about colonialism apply here. The islands were never inhabited by pre-Columbian indigenous peoples, came under British sovereignty in 1816, which was 17 years prior to Argentina’s independence from Spain, and the population are all British citizens who voted 99 percent in favor of maintaining their status quo in 2013. Basically it’s just Milei jerking around with some MAGA bullshit even before he assumes office.

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Virginia Dems go on attack, introduce bill enshrining abortion rights

Weeks after winning control of both chambers of the state legislature and slaying Republican Governor Glenn Youngkin’s plan to rescue the GOP from Trump, Virginia Democrats are throwing his promised passage of a bill banning abortion access into reverse, introducing legislation that instead would enshrine abortion access rights into the state constitution, ABC News reports.

Other bills introduced by the Democrats on an “Elections Have Consequences” quest include raising the minimum wage to $15 across the state and banning certain assault rifles.  Democrats also passed a proposed amendment that would re-enfranchise voting rights for some felons who have completed their sentences and repeal further disqualifications for people who fall under the same circumstance in the future.

With Virginia’s laws, a proposed amendment to the state constitution doesn’t require the governor’s signature to get on the ballot.  Instead, it has to pass both chambers in two sessions over two years before it would be put on the ballot, meaning if Democrats maintain control after the next election, it will likely appear on a future state ballot.

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AWOL Ohio National Guardsman charged in January 6th attack

An Ohio National Guardsman who went AWOL because “he did not trust the current state of the country following the election of Joe Biden as president” has been arrested and charged with three felony counts and multiple misdemeanors for assaulting police officers during the January 6th Republican-led domestic terrorist attack on Congress, demonstrating that federal authorities continue to hunt down insurrectionists at all levels of the attack.

According to NBC News, 31-year-old Delphos, Ohio resident Matthew Honigford faces two felony counts of assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers and one felony count of civil disorder.  Video evidence shows Honigford using a flagpole as a weapon to push back officers at the west entrance of the Capitol, the scene of some of the most violent confrontations between Trump supporters and police defending Congress.

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Ohio’s Johnson announces resignation from Congress

One of the lesser despised members of Ohio’s Congressional delegation and one of the Republican Johnsons of lesser evil, Ohio Republican Bill Johnson announced his retirement from Congress in the next “several…months” to take leadership of Youngstown State University.  But don’t get too excited:  it’s a strong Republican seat, rated R+16 by Cook Political.

So far, the number of House members not seeking reelection has reached 30 (19 Democrats, 11 Republicans), while seven Senators (5 D, 2 R) have announced their departures.  Unlike another Ohio Congressman who has yet to pass a single bit of legislation after 16 years in Congress–that’s you, Jim Jordan–Johnson said he will use his remaining time in office to push for legislation to help people impacted by the train derailment in East Palestine.

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The other crypto billionaire guy pleads guilty to money laundering

Changpeng Zhao, the CEO of Binance known to crypto nerds as “CZ” and the more circumspect, less fucking stupid rival to now imprisoned, possibly for life, Sam Bankrupt-Fried, will plead guilty to a federal money laundering charge and step down as part of his plea deal, Semafor reports.

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RNC successfully kicks far right “Patriot Party” off Arizona ballot

A team of crack “election integrity” interns slaving under their master Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel to review the signatures on the ballot access petition of the extremist “Patriot Party” in Arizona have successfully compelled Secretary of State Adrian Fontes to deny the party access to the ballot in 2024, finding the party 3,000 signatures short, the Arizona Republican reports.

“We’re extremely disappointed. It was close,” said former Republican state legislator John Fillmore, founder of the Patriots. “It’s symptomatic of the insecurity and manipulation of the party over the people. Republicans don’t like the conservatives. They were scared of the competition.”

“Massive victory for transparency and part of our ongoing campaign to ensure fair and honest elections across the country,” Ronna tweeted triumphantly after the big victory for voter choice and all that shit Republicans say when it’s a leftist third party getting squashed from the ballot.

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Trump Org accountant says SDNY subpoenaed him

At some point while he variously admitted that Mar-a-Lago was valued as a private residence rather than a club and then broke down in tears during direct examination from the defense when they asked him why he doesn’t work at the Trump Organization anymore, former executive at the Orange God Emperor’s corrupt business empire Jeffrey McConney mentioned that the Southern District of New York had subpoenaed him “two hours before” testifying, Law360’s Stewart Bishop reports from the courtroom in New York Attorney General Letitia James’s $250 million lawsuit against Donald.

“I got subpoenaed by the Southern District of New York…two hours before I was supposed to testify,” McConney said, per Bishop, who wrote the guy “was meandering and hard to understand. I’m not sure if he meant today, yesterday, a few weeks back during the AG’s case in chief, his deposition? Or is he talking about his 2022 testimony in the Trump Org criminal trial? And subpoenaed for what investigation? The federal criminal cases against Trump were filed by Special Counsel Jack Smith, not the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York.”

Meaning McConney might have just kind of revealed that there’s a federal criminal investigation into the Trump Organization. The Messenger’s Adam Klasfeld, also sitting in the courtroom, writes he heard McConney say the same about SDNY subpoenaing him. So something might be going on.

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WATCH LIVE: Wisconsin Supreme Court hears redistricting case

The Wisconsin Supreme Court is about halfway through its first hearing in the case brought against the draconian gerrymanders that have kept the GOP’s iron grip on power in the state legislature for more than a decade. Speaking now is a MAGA lawyer bitching about how unfair it all is.

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Massive meth seizure in El Paso to somehow mean border is open

“US Customs and Border Protection officers working at the Paso Del Norte international crossing seized 354 pounds of methamphetamine Nov 18. The drugs were concealed in the bed of a pick-up truck that entered the US from Mexico. ‘This is an enormous seizure and demonstrates the need for CBP officers to remain vigilant at all times,’ said CBP El Paso Director of Field Operation Hector Mancha. ‘CBP officers utilized a variety of tools to identify and stop this smuggler.’ The seizure occurred just before 4 pm when CBP officers conducting a pre-primary enforcement operation in the area just south of the inspection booths encountered a Dodge Ram truck being driven by 31-year-old Mexican woman. A CBP drug sniffing dog alerted to the bed of the pick-up.”

“CBP officers escorted the vehicle to the secondary exam area. CBP officers performed a Z-Portal x-ray scan on the vehicle and noted anomalies. A physical exam of the vehicle resulted in the discovery of 161 foil-wrapped bundles hidden beneath the truck bed liner. The contents of the bundles tested positive for methamphetamine. CBP officers took custody of the driver. She was turned over to the Texas Department of Public Safety to face charges associated with the failed smuggling attempt,” says a CBP press release once again making it clear the border is wide open.

Why does it mean the border is open? Well it’s like one of those things when, you know, it’s just this… Look lots of people say this didn’t happen when Trump was president because he was really tough on the border which felt like everything was secure and drug smugglers didn’t think they were safe and now because Biden left the border wide open they think they’re going to be able to drive 354 pounds of meth into our country without getting caught. So what if this one lady was wrong and she probably got fooled into thinking she’d just mosey right on in only for the Border Patrol to cuff her ass… Wait… Look, Republicans know what they’re talking about on this so just shut up.

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Secret audio: Mike Johnson hostile to contraception, gay marriage

A review of secret audio obtained by CNN’s KFile by downloading a 2022 episode of the Todd Starnes show featuring Mike Johnson reveals the new Speaker of the House is very hostile to Americans’ rights to same-sex marriage and contraception pills. Agreeing with fellow conservative extremist Clarence Thomas’s view that the Supreme Court’s prior decisions affirming those rights for Americans were “not radical. In fact, it’s the opposite of that,” Johnson told Starnes “There’s been some really bad law made. They’ve made a mess of our jurisprudence in this country for the last several decades. And maybe some of that needs to be cleaned up.”

The explosive revelation that Johnson uttered these unsubtle threats on tape – coming right on the heels of him also just last month warning a prayer group that God was going to destroy America for tolerating bisexuality in teenagers – threatens to not prompt any backlash or consequences whatsoever within the Republican Party or, let’s be honest here, the larger media ecosystem in which such public expressions of policy goals need to be falsely labelled as “secret audio” to merit any attention. Even then it has to compete against “OMG Taylor Swift gave Travis Kelce a handjob on the team bus!” for bandwidth. Johnson can’t do anything to make his dark fantasies a reality now, but people miiiiight just want to start paying attention to this kind of shit going forward.

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