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Trump Georgia lawyer Steve Sadow on Friday responded to the plea deals from his client’s co-conspirators Sidney “Kraken” Powell and Kenny Chesebro with the usual bullshit, telling the Washington Examiner’s Kaelan Deese that it “appears to me that the guilty plea to count 15 of the Fulton indictment was the result of pressure by Fani Willis and her team and the prosecution’s looming threat of prison time… Once again, I fully expect that truthful testimony [from Chesebro and the Kraken] would be favorable to my defense strategy,” whatever the hell that means.

Congratulations Speaker-designate @SteveScalise! pic.twitter.com/9k8KjYLn4W

— Rep. Elise Stefanik (@RepStefanik) October 11, 2023

Congratulations Speaker-designate @Jim_Jordan! pic.twitter.com/xAF8LMhJn3

— Rep. Elise Stefanik (@RepStefanik) October 13, 2023

The results of the House Republican conference’s secret ballot to determine whether spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan would remain the “Speaker-designate” after three failed full House rounds to try to get him elected are in: The caucus undesignated him, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports, adding that the “Margin was large” according to his sources in the room.

The search continues for another Speaker and MAGA terrorists can stop threatening to sexually molest the wives of the members who voted against the guy who would’ve pretended it didn’t happen. Sherman says Republicans are packing it in for the weekend and will reconvene on Monday.

“The deep state won,” Jordan ally Ralph Norman told Politico’s Olivia Beavers after the meeting.

ABC News reports that Hamas released two American hostages–a mother and her teenage daughter–they were holding in Gaza, Israeli Defense forces reports.  Judith Raanan, 59, and her daughter, Natalie Raanan, 17, are from Illinois and they were visiting Israel for the birthday of a relative.

In a statement, Hamas said the two were released “for humanitarian reasons, and to prove to the American people and the world that the claims made by Biden and his fascist administration are false and baseless.” The pair’s condition is not known.

Realizing there’s room for only one Republican-backed Black guy with the surname West to run a third-party spoiler campaign specifically designed to siphon African-American votes from Joe Biden this time around, Kanye West has thrown in the towel and will not run in 2024, Rolling Stone reports.

MAGA lawyer Kenny Chesebro will pleaded guilty Friday afternoon in a Fulton County, Georgia court, averting an anticipated trial and joining his would-be co-defendant Sidney “Kraken” Powell in turning state’s evidence against disgraced former President Trump in the case, Meidas Touch reports.

The plea deal came just as jury selection was getting underway in the trial, and leaves Chesebro with one felony conviction, upping the stakes for the remaining 16 defendants as the Kraken and her accomplice Scott Hall walked away with only misdemeanor raps. Chesebro is dinged with five years probation, $5,000 restitution, 100 hours of community service, apology letter to the voters of Georgia, testify truthfully in all trials against co-defendants, no communications with co-defendants, witnesses or media, (communication block in force until all cases settled). Chesebro must record a profer for the state (as a baseline for future testimony in case of perjury).

This is probably worse for the Orange God Emperor than the Kraken’s cooperation agreement as Chesebro was in the White House in the final days before the January 6th insurrection. The bad news is a live trial will not be happening over the next month or so, depriving us of testimony and evidence that potentially could have damaged the fat bastard politically in the nearer term.

Disgraced former President Trump on Friday apparently responded directly and wordlessly to New York Judge Arthur Engoron’s threats to jail him for negligently violating the gag order imposed after the fat fuck tried to dox Engoron’s courtroom clerk earlier this month, posting a Midjourney AI image of a courtroom sketch of him sitting and laughing with cops, almost certainly to imply that he has law enforcement on his side and they would resist a judge’s order to detain him… And one with an angry-looking white Jesus for the same effect, though that’s a re-run from last month. We guess the message is that Jesus and the cops will have their revenge on Engoron if he tries anything.

Florida MAGA Congressman Greg Steube was captured by an AP photographer carrying a draft resolution to vacate Speaker pro tempore Patrick McHenry for God only knows what fucking reason he would want to do that at this point but he has it handy. House Republicans will meet once again at 1 pm EDT to scream at each other some more. “We’re in a very bad place right now,” Kevin McCarthy told reporters after the third failed vote to elect Jim Jordan to the Speakership.

Military officials on Thursday announced they had foiled an attempt by the disgraced former president to flee house arrest and escape in a helicopter over the border, CNN reports.

Oh yeah, the former guy is ex-Nigerien President Mohamed Bazoum and he was trying to escape to Nigeria after the military took him down a few months ago. Who did you think we meant?

National Zero’s special live coverage of the House GOP’s inability to elect a speaker continues Friday as spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan continues his insane, desperate bid for Congress’s highest office twodays after his second failed vote. Let’s get this dysfunction started!

“Does anyone notice that the Election Rigging Biden Administration never goes after the Riggers, but only after those that want to catch and expose the Rigging dogs. Massive information and 100% evidence will be made available during the Corrupt Trials started by our Political Opponent. We will never let 2020 happen again. Look at the result, OUR COUNTRY IS BEING DESTROYED,” writes disgraced former President Trump in a Truth Social post on Friday, clearly reacting to coup attempt lawyer Sidney “Kraken” Powell’s guilty plea in Georgia, which was not good for him.

Infuriated by disgraced former President Trump failing to remove a copy of his Truth Social post doxxing his court clerk that was automatically re-published at his campaign site and spotted by Meidas Touch’s Ron Filipkowski on Thursday (and quickly deleted thereafter), New York Judge Arthur Engoron threatened to have the fat fuck jailed for violating the gag order Engoron had imposed earlier this month after the initial clerk post and demanding that Trump’s lawyers explain why their demented client should remain free, the Daily Beast’s Jose Pagliery reports.

“In the current overheated climate, incendiary comments can and in some cases already has, led to serious physical harm and worse. I will now allow the defendants to explain why this blatant violation of the gag order would not result in serious sanctions, including financial sanctions and/or possibly imprisoning him,” said Engoron, per the Beast’s full report which said any sanction is TBD.

Unhinged Fox News contributor Leo Terrell’s website reports in an article copied and pasted word-for-word from the Gateway Pundit that some right wing asshole on Twitter claimed that “House Republicans had to cancel a major hearing scheduled for next week that would have featured key material witnesses to Biden family corruption, narrating new documentation, due to the ongoing turmoil over House Speaker,” without specifying anything about the witnesses and documentation.

Call us cynical but maybe, just maybe, that since they couldn’t even name which committee would be running the hearing that there wasn’t actually going to be one at all and this might be bullshit meant to increase pressure on the House GOP holdouts to switch their support to Jim Jordan.

Asked on Friday by Punchbowl’s Mica Sollener about the MAGA terrorist threats to the families of House GOP members opposed to Jim Jordan, Freedom Caucasians leader and staunch Jordan ally Scott Perry said “There are people out in the world that dislike us and threaten us. That’s nothing new. It’s nothing new to any member of Congress. We all know it. That is another red herring.”

Usage of the term “red herring,” which refers to an intentional distraction, typically used in fiction as in a plot device to mislead the audience, carries with it an implication that this is somehow being orchestrated to derail Jordan’s bid for the speakership. Perry’s a far right conspiracy freak under federal criminal investigation for his involvement in Trump’s post-2020 election coup attempt, so it’s really not a stretch to infer that he thinks Soros or whoever is behind the threats.

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Congressman Jim Jordan will hold a press conference commanding the 20+ members of the House Republican conference to vote for him to become Speaker later this morning or he’ll have more MAGA scumbags call their wives and threaten to sexually molest them.

A new Emerson College survey finds respondents under age 30 saying they’ll support fat former President Trump over President Biden by a margin of 45 to 43 percent in 2024, a serious warning sign for a Democratic incumbent who would typically enjoy strong backing from young voters.

And yeah that’s the kind of credulous reporting you’ll find on probably The Hill and other sites about this stupid bullshit. Biden won under 30s by 26 percent in 2020 and Democrats won them by 37 percent in 2022, per Pew Research. Of course they could just fuck off and not show up for Biden next year, but in no universe are they fucking shifting by 28 percent to the degenerate former president. That Biden is possibly in trouble against Trump in 2024 is not mutually exclusive with the reality that something is deeply, seriously fucked up with polling these days in 2023.

Israeli MP Amir Weitmann, a member of dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party, on Thursday told British RT host Rory Suchet that “Russia will pay the price” after Israel defeats Hamas, the Daily Beast reports. “Russia is supporting the enemies of Israel. Russia is supporting Nazi people who want to commit genocide on us… We’re not forgetting what you are doing. We’re not forgetting. We will come. We will make sure that Ukraine wins. We will make sure that you pay the price for what you have done,” said Weitman. That’s not going to go over well in MAGA World.

Hunter Biden prosecutor David Weiss to appear for closed-door House Judiciary interview next month https://t.co/oKG3nWTpRU

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 20, 2023

The pending crash-in-flames of Republican Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan’s run for the House Speakership will bring to an end an unexpected ascension of the jacketless nihilist who infamously has been in Congress since 2007 and has never written a bill that’s become law.  A meeting Thursday night between Jordan and 22 Republican opponents reportedly wasn’t an effort for Jordan to lobby the group, according to MSNBC, but more of the group urging Jordan to drop his effort because they are never, ever, ever going to support him.

Jordan’s career as a leader of the House GOP is effectively over.  He’ll still be the Republican leader on committees due to his seniority, but he will never be considered for a whip or Speaker position again.  His influence will seep away:  in the House, if you’re static, you’re dead.  He doesn’t have any coattails to ride on anymore; he’s burned all those bridges thanks to the threats his loyalists issued to try to get him Kevin McCarthy’s old job, and he screwed his buddy Steve Scalise along the way.

“Okay, folks, what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna take a step out,” demoted conservative mouthpiece Eric Bolling says on Newsmax, showing he didn’t actually listen to the speech.  “We really wanted to hear some American resolve.  We wanted to hear the American president talk to the world and make, make it very clear that we Americans aren’t going to put up with what happened in Israel.”

Newsmax apparently no longer reports the news.  It only airs what it wants you to say, and if you don’t follow its narrative, it’ll cut you off, even if you’re the President of the United States.  Incidentally, Newsmax like received an advanced copy of the speech as a member of the White House Press Corps.  They knew what was in it before Bolling’s theatrics.