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Zelensky looking to visit Israel

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s office on Wednesday sent a request to the Israeli Foreign Ministry asking to coordinate a visit for Zelensky to show solidarity between the two nations in the aftermath of the savage Hamas terrorist attack last weekend, Axios reports.

“I urge all leaders to visit Israel and show their support for the people. I’m not talking about any institutions, but about support for the people who suffered from terrorist attacks and are dying today,” said Zelensky to reporters in Brussels following a meeting with NATO chief Jens Stoltenberg.

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Santos reminds Scalise he still has a vote for Speaker

“Amidst this chaotic mix, more wrenches are being thrown, further complicating matters. It’s disheartening to witness my colleagues prioritize their campaigns over the essential work that needs to be done. However, we must remain steadfast in our commitment to upholding due process and respecting the Constitution. It is the cornerstone of our democracy and the guiding light that ensures justice and fairness for all. An expulsion of myself as a member of Congress before being found guilty from a criminal investigation will set a dangerous precedent.”

“This will do nothing other than erase the voices of the electorate. Let us not succumb to the distractions and let the political games take precedence over the people’s welfare. We must stay focused on the task at hand, working diligently to address the pressing issues that affect the lives of our constituents. Stay strong my fellow Americans, and trust that the process will unfold as it should. Together, we can overcome these challenges and forge a better future for all Americans,” says scumbag Congressman George Santos in a statement about recent momentum to expel him.

Note the unsubtle “chaotic mix,” likely aimed at Scalise to ask for continued protection.

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When will the great King of Israel visit his people?

This was supposed to be another one of those satire articles written in a right-wing voice but not really feeling it right now. It’d be too flippant with the miseries being inflicted upon innocent people in both Israel and Gaza starting with the horrific Hamas terrorist attack on Saturday.

But that doesn’t mean we can’t shitpost for just a little bit here and ask the question posed in the headline here: Where’s the “King of Israel” now? How come he isn’t heading to the country to provide comfort to the people he says would elect him Prime Minister “easily” if he wanted to run there? If this never would’ve started if he were still president then surely he could do something to stop it now on his own, right? So why doesn’t he just take “Trump Force One” there?

This isn’t as deeply couched in bad faith as it would first seem. Yeah it’s not “good faith” either, though it should follow that if Trump’s fanboys screamed at Biden for not visiting the East Palestine, Ohio train wreck like Trump did, and Detroit during the auto workers’ strike – Trump announced first but Biden visited strikers a day before Donald’s non-union rally – then lib trolls should nag the MAGA assholes about Trump visiting Israel. If he’s serious about winning American Jews’ votes and so they can “get their act together” then Trump should 100 percent go there right now. Show the leadership Biden supposedly isn’t. Make a fiery speech to a gathering of right wing politicians. Rally the IDF’s troops. Whatever. It’s a long flight, he can figure out what to do on the way. Israel needs their King.

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Scalise defeats Jordan in House GOP nominating ballot

House Majority Leader Steve “David Duke without the Baggage” Scalise on Wednesday defeated Trump-endorsed wrestling freak Jim “Reacharound” Jordan in a Republican conference-wide secret ballot election to determine the party’s nominee for Speaker of the House, Newsmax reports.

Scalise won 113 to 99, according to Politico’s Olivia Beavers. What this means for Scalise actually obtaining the gavel is not clear yet, but it doesn’t sound great for him if the total votes were still shy of the 217 required to win. There may still be holdouts when the vote goes to the full floor.

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NASA says recovered asteroid sample contains water, carbon

NASA press release: “Initial studies of the 4.5-billion-year-old asteroid Bennu sample collected in space and brought to Earth by NASA show evidence of high-carbon content and water, which together could indicate the building blocks of life on Earth may be found in the rock. NASA made the news Wednesday from its Johnson Space Center in Houston where leadership and scientists showed off the asteroid material for the first time since it landed in September.”

“This finding was part of a preliminary assessment of NASA’s OSIRIS-REx (Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification and Security – Regolith Explorer) science team. Although more work is needed to understand the nature of the carbon compounds found, the initial discovery bodes well for future analyses of the asteroid sample. The secrets held within the rocks and dust from the asteroid will be studied for decades to come, offering insights into how our solar system was formed, how the precursor materials to life may have been seeded on Earth, and what precautions need to be taken to avoid asteroid collisions with our home planet.”

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Meadows doesn’t say no when asked if he’d take plea deal

Visiting the Capitol amid his former House colleagues’ speakership shitshow on Tuesday, disgraced ex-White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows told CBS’s Nikole Killion “I don’t comment on any of the J6 stuff,” in response to a question on whether he would take a plea deal in the Fulton County, Georgia RICO case against the Trump Regime for their post-2020 election coup attempt in the state.

Going by Killion’s video, it seems that the exchange was brief and Meadows was rushing to get away from reporters, making it possible he simply didn’t fully contemplate the question before responding. Had he done so maybe he would have realized that a “no comment”-type answer which, though obviously the smart move legally, is definitely not what Trump fans want to be hearing, that one of their heroes left the door open to testifying against the Orange God Emperor.

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Iranian leaders didn’t know Hamas attack was coming: US intel

Sources inside the US intel community tell the New York Times that Iranian leadership were surprised by the Hamas attack on Israel last weekend, but since they’re all “Deep State” and trying to run political cover for Biden there’s no reason for right wingers to believe this.

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House GOP’s phones confiscated in speakership meeting

House Republicans are having their phones confiscated as they walk into a meeting to elect their candidate for Speaker, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reported Wednesday, adding that “these are adults with staffs who are not able to bring their electronics into party meetings.”

Shortly afterward Marjorie Taylor Greene replied, saying “All warranted criticism, which I am frustrated with. However, at least checking our cell phones has cut down on your live tweeting of what’s being said in our conference meetings and that part I’m happy with. Not of fan of snitches.”

Fun fact: This was may have been why George Santos claimed he didn’t know he had been indicted again on Tuesday night until reporters told him after the House GOP’s speaker forum, saying “I did not have access to my phone. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.” Of course he could’ve just been bullshitting, but it’s just as possible he really was taken by surprise.

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“Fungible” the new MAGA vocabulary word of the week

After finally getting it through their thick skulls that the $6 billion in Iranian oil profits impounded by the Trump Administration and still under the control of the US Treasury Department that was made available for the Iranian government to purchase food and medical from approved third-party providers – of which a dime has not yet been spent – money unfrozen in exchange for the release of five Americans held in Iranian captivity, Republicans decided to move the goalposts to “Well the money is fungible, so that means it freed up other funds to be spent on weapons for Hamas.”

That where we’re at. They’ve decided that Biden still has blood on his hands because they know exactly what the Ayatollah and his minions were thinking less than three weeks before Hamas slaughtered innocent Israelis. What, again, they aren’t mentioning is the Navy seized more than 3,000 assault rifles, 578,000 rounds of ammunition, and 23 anti-tank guided missiles bound for Yemen in January of this year and probably would have done the same if they had intercepted a shipment of guns for Gaza if they had caught it. Guns and bullets aren’t as “fungible” as money.

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Biden speech gets yuge ratings in Israel

President Biden’s Tuesday address denouncing last weekend’s Hamas terrorist attacks and pledging support was viewed by 48 percent of Israeli television screens, ratings that don’t include streaming numbers in the country, Axios’s Barak Ravid reports on numbers that you-know-who would be fucking furious to hear about given his obsession with ratings and repeatedly claiming he could be easily elected Prime Minister of the Jewish State if he wanted to move there and run.

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Former OSU wrestlers speak out against Jim Jordan, again

Several former Ohio State wrestlers tell NBC News they would rather not see House Republicans elect their former assistant coach Jim Jordan to Speaker after he ignored the voluminous allegations that program doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused them and other athletes in the early 1990s.

Jordan “doesn’t deserve to be House speaker… He still has to answer for what happened to us,” said former wrestler Dunyasha Yetts, adding that the “hypocrisy is unbelievable.” Another one, Mike Schyck asked “Do you really want a guy in that job who chose not to stand up for his guys? Is that the kind of character trait you want for a House speaker?” Both are suing the university.

“My problem with Jimmy is that he has been playing with words instead of supporting us. None of us used the words ‘sexual abuse’ when we talked about what Doc Strauss was doing to us, we just knew it was weird and Jimmy knew about it because we talked about it all the time in the locker room, at practices, everywhere,” another one, listed as an anonymous plaintiff against OSU, said.

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Abbott preventing trucks from crossing southern border, creating unnecessary supply chain issues costing billions of dollars

Republican Texas Governor and migrant kidnapping bandwagon jumper Greg Abbott has resurrected a nuisance program at the Mexican border mandating extensive checks of trucks crossing the border by state law enforcement officers, a process that has resulted in a 24-hour queue of tractor-trailers on the Mexican side, Bloomberg reports.

At the Ysleta bridge in El Paso, lines of trucks stretched 14 miles on the Mexican side as Texas officers took up to an hour to search some trucks.  The trucks are carrying products from fresh produce to manufactured parts, all of which are on strict delivery schedules being messed up at Abbott’s whim.

Abbott tried the same stunt in April 2022.  The results:  zero drugs or other contraband confiscated, but trucks were backed up for more than a dozen miles, causing food to rot.

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Hannity uses “Hannity Points” to cut new Independent candidate

Sean Hannity is a lying scumbag.  Had Rush Limbaugh never existed, Al Franken would have titled a book after him.  See, we know from Hannity’s texts that he was an advisor to the Trump ’20 campaign, and reports are that he had nightly phone calls with Trump.  So for Hannity to claim he’s not simply repeating Trump ’24 campaign attack and he’s using “Hannity Points”–and yes, Hannity did say that–is not just laughable, it’s more likely he’s dictating the talking points to his campaign associates.

As war porn plays in the background, Robert Kennedy, Jr. gets unfamiliarly difficult questions from the Trump campaign advisor, who obviously now views Kennedy as a potential threat to his vaccine-denying god, whereas as a Democrat, Kennedy was a useful idiot to the Hannity campaign.

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Orange Loser “hereby demands” formal apology from Forbes

“I hereby demand a full apology from the failing Forbes Magazine, and their third rate psycho writer, Dan Alexander, for the many false and libelous articles they have written about me, and for the cooperation they have given to the Racist and Incompetent AG of New York State, Peekaboo James. You see, Forbes is owned by the Communist Chinese Government, and China will do anything to stop MAGA. Forbes, a Globalist ‘Rag,’ is a propaganda play against TRUMP” writes the fat former president, still raging after Forbes dropped him from the 400 Richest Americans list.

Donald also continued melting down over the Middle East, screaming “the attack on Israel NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED if I were President” in another post. Same shit, different year and war.

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Jim Jordan wrestles out of accountability for George Santos

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak and House Speaker hopeful Jim Jordan on Tuesday told CNN’s Manu Raju he’s not going to call on fellow Republican George Santos to resign after the scumbag was hit with a 23 count superseding indictment on top of the 13 charges Santos already was facing.

“I’ve always been clear – that’s up to members and their districts,” Jordan said. This was after Jordan has variously called for Joe Biden to resign after a suicide bomber killed 13 American troops in Kabul in August 2021, for Liz Cheney to resign after she voted to impeach fat former President Trump in January 2021, for Anthony Fauci to resign in October 2021 for whatever was itching Gym’s jock strap that week, who the hell knows. But Santos – who ripped off the NRCC – should be up to the voters next November, even though public opinion polls say they want him gone.

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Kyle Rittenhouse thinks Nick Fuentes is bad for his image

“In a statement, Mr Rittenhouse – speaking for himself and as a spokesperson for Texas Gun Rights – unequivocally denounced Nick Fuentes and the circumstances around the meeting taking place near Rittenhouse’s office. ‘While I have office space in the building Fuentes visited, I did not take part in any meetings with him, nor would I. As soon as I was made aware that Fuentes was in the office, I asked my supervisor to be excused for the day. I and the entire department were thankfully dismissed. Fuentes has attacked me personally, and his hideous views denigrate the memory and legacy of my Jewish family members, some of whom were victims of the Nazi’s [sic] holocaust.'”

“TXGR, as an organization, has categorically denounced Fuentes and his abominable positions. His invitation to the building was not disclosed to TXGR, and TXGR leadership has objected to Fuentes’ presence. The organization has communicated to building’s management concerns for Rittenhouse’s safety. TXGR has issued notice that moving forward, robust safeguards must be established to prevent extending invitations to individuals who espouse racist and anti-Semitic views,” says murderous right wing vigilante Kyle Rittenhouse in a statement by his gun rights group.

This is actually one small incident in an absolutely massive clusterfuck involving a major political action committee tied to numerous Republican state legislators – and of course shitbag Attorney General Ken Paxton and Lt Governor Dan Patrick – that we haven’t gotten into here yet. The topline is that former state House member Jon Strickland, who chairs the Defend Texas Liberty PAC, also runs a consultancy called Pale Horse Strategies – which hosted Fuentes for seven hours at their office last week, causing an uproar in the party. Funny how freaking Kyle Rittenhouse would denounce Fuentes this forcefully after briefly being in the same building as him for a few hours at most… while his Orange Jesus literally ate dinner with Fuentes and wouldn’t say anything afterward.

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George Santos hit with 23 count superseding indictment

Federal prosecutors on Tuesday hit lying piece of shit Long Island Republican Congressman George Santos with a 23 count superseding indictment on additional charges of conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft, and credit card fraud on top of the 13 count indictment the scumbag former Brazilian drag queen was dinged on in May.

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Florida man previously convicted of 29 felonies pleads guilty to firearm possession after shooting down sheriff’s department drone

“United States Attorney Roger B Handberg announces that Wendell Doyle Goney (52, Mount Dora) has pleaded guilty to possessing a firearm as a convicted felon. Goney faces a maximum penalty of 10 years in federal prison. A sentencing date has not yet been set. According to the plea agreement, on July 11, 2021, deputies from the Lake County Sheriff’s Office responded to a burglary at a 10-acre business property in Mount Dora. As deputies were using a law enforcement drone to assist with the outdoor search, the drone was destroyed by gunfire from a neighboring property. Deputies responded to the neighboring property and were confronted Goney, who admitted that he had just shot down the drone with a .22 caliber rifle. Goney claimed that the drone had been ‘harassing’ him.”

“Goney then admitted to the deputies that he could not lawfully possess a firearm because he was a convicted felon. A record check confirmed his 29 prior Florida felony convictions, which included aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, illegal drug possession, burglary, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. As a convicted felon, Goney is prohibited from possessing firearms and ammunition under federal law,” says a DOJ press release

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