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Biden Campaign to take Former Guy head-on

Sources tell NBC News and the Washington Post President Biden’s 2024 reelection campaign will begin turning its fire on disgraced former President Trump in order to keep swing state voters focused on the four-times-indicted rapist’s abysmal record in office and fire up fundraising to capitalize on his legal problems ahead of their very likely final battle next November.

“In a fragmented media environment, it’s more important than ever for our campaign to be investing early and aggressively across platforms to deliver our message where voters are,” Biden campaign manager Julie Chavez Rodriguez told the Post in a statement. “While Republicans duke it out and burn cash fighting each other, our campaign is reaching our general election audience early and consistently – which is critical for winning in November 2024.” They should also mention it’s fun to needle the fat bastard on the things that make him and his fans so angry and defensive.

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Inmate P01135809 admits he doesn’t understand politics

“The one thing I never understood about politics? Who the hell would ever vote for Crooked Joe Biden? Do they watch him at press conferences? He can’t put two sentences together. The WORST EVER on the foreign stage! We’re being INVADED, our Border has COLLAPSED, INFLATION & CRIME are rampant, Economy sucks, Interest Rates and Taxes are through the roof, you can’t by a home, our Elections are Rigged, our Military is Woke (Afghanistan was a catastrophe!), our Airports are DONE, NOTHING WORKS. MAGA!” wrote the particularly agitated former President Trump on Monday, just before demanding that the United Auto Workers union endorse him and after calling the indictments against him a “taking away of my RIGHTS, as well as the RIGHTS of a vast majority of the Country whose views and opinions I represent.” Sounds like he’s having fun.

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Majority of New Hampshire GOP focus group thinks new COVID wave somehow planned to help Democrats in 2024 election

A recent focus group of New Hampshire Republican voters commissioned by Semafor finds that five of the eight participants who sat for it believed the latest wave of COVID infections is somehow connected to the upcoming elections because that’s how the last one was “rigged.”

“With the ‘plandemic,’ we see it coming again, and there’s a lot of writing on the wall,” said one Granite State Republican. Semafor did not elaborate on why the dumbasses believe this though we would have to guess first and foremost would be the automatic association MAGA voters have between COVID and mail-in voting and thus “cheating.” Separate, but not mutually exclusively, is that any major crisis, particularly one so economically impactful, is by nature going to challenge or disadvantage any incumbent. The key words there being “any incumbent,” meaning that in the real world the emergence of some super-mutated COVID strain is almost certainly going to be more of a plus for Trump than Biden (notwithstanding Trump’s abysmal handling of the pandemic in 2020).

But so aggrieved they are over the original COVID outbreak, coming the year the Orange Caesar had planned on be reannointed, they kind of aren’t thinking rationally. They’re MAGA after all.

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Fanboys are just going to walk themselves right into it, aren’t they?

Catturd and the other fanboys are just going to act on impulse and “sarcastically” call this very temporary and very literally peaceful occupation of loser House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s office over the upcoming expiration of funding for the PEPFAR global AIDS relief funding program an “insurrection” simply because the lib activists doing so are trespassing, aren’t they? They’re just going to walk themselves into inviting the contrasts between a handful of granola lefties sitting on the floor of one office with the January 6th sacking of the entire Capitol that left five people dead, dozens of police officers injured, and hundreds of Trump fans sentenced to federal prison? They really want to go pound for pound on which “protest” was the more “peaceful” of the two?

Alright, let’s do it. Let’s hope this sit-in gets plenty of play time in the MAGA media. Round-the-clock coverage on Fox News starting now hopefully. Wall-to-wall on Breitbart. Bring it on.

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Dems (theoretically) have already taken back House majority

Amid a series of redistricting wins in state and federal court in Ohio, Alabama, and Florida over the last week and more on the way in Louisiana, Georgia, and New York, Democrats have on paper positioned themselves to erase the GOP’s five-seat House majority and will have secured somewhere around net eight total safe new districts, Politico reports. Of course it all depends on the environment next year and all that shit but in comparison a 2022 baseline the already in or almost in the bag victories make Kevin McCarthy’s bid to hang onto the Speaker’s gavel that much harder.

That is if he even makes it to 2024, which isn’t a sure thing given the dissent in his caucus.

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Bad Miracles

It wasn’t some NYU kids renting out equipment to film a mediocre comedy skit or a public access news crew that caught the only really significant known footage of American Airlines Flight 11 from Boston to Los Angeles crashing into the North Tower of the World Trade Center in Lower Manhattan on September 11th, 2001. It was Jules Naudet, a French documentary filmmaker who, with his brother Gedeon, had been embedded with the Engine 7/Ladder 1/Battalion 1 crews based at the New York City Fire Department’s firehouse on nearby Duane Street. The Naudet Brothers, who had been staying at the house as they filmed probationary firefighter Tony Benetatos learning the ropes had split up that morning, with the older Gedeon continuing to follow Benetatos and the less-experienced Jules getting in some practice with Battalion 1, riding along on a boring, routine call as they were sent to check out a possible gas leak a few blocks away from the towers.

That was just the start of Jules Naudet’s terrifying, badly miraculous day as immediately Battalion 1 rushed to the scene to begin responding, with then-Battalion Chief and now Deputy FDNY Commissioner Joseph Pfeifer making the first official report of the crash on the way. Jules stayed in and around the North Tower through the crash and collapse of the South Tower, eventually just barely making his way out before the former’s collapse along with Pfeifer and the others from Battalion 1. Gedeon, not knowing if his brother was still alive, got as close as he could, capturing the dust clouds from the collapses from blocks away. The brothers were later reunited at the firehouse where, miraculously, all crew members had survived despite the grievous death toll inflicted upon the FDNY crews based across Brooklyn and Lower Manhattan, 343 total dead that day.

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Lula uninvites Putin to Brazil’s 2024 G20 summit

Brazilian President Luiz Lula, who’s more than a bit too Kremlin-friendly but still light years less of an asshole than his disgraced predecessor Jair Bolsonaro, has sheepishly uninvited Russian dictator Vladimir Putin from next year’s G20 summit after realizing that, like South Africa’s leadership recently found, he can’t really get out of the international obligation to place the evil tyrant under arrest on the war crimes warrant issued by the ICC, Al-Jazeera reports.

Attending this year’s G20 summit in India over the weekend, Lula had told a local paper that “If I’m the president of Brazil and if [Putin] comes to Brazil, there’s no way that he will be arrested,” which then changed to “I don’t know if Brazil’s justice will detain him. It’s the judiciary that decides, it’s not the government” on Monday, plainly after a “Sir, shut the fuck up” from his advisors.

Lula then bitched about the UN’s war crimes court, saying “I want to know why we are members but not the United States, not Russia, not India, not China. I’m not saying I’m going to leave the court. I just want to know why Brazil is a signatory.” Again, not really good, still better than Bolsonaro.

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Raskin pours extra MAGA salt onto Comer’s wounds

In yet another lengthy, brutal memo outlining House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer’s “transparent effort to boost Donald Trump’s campaign by establishing a false moral equivalency between Trump – the four time – indicted former president now facing 91 federal and state criminal charges, based on a mountain of damning evidence for a shocking range of felonies, including lying to the FBI, endangering national security by illegally keeping classified documents, and conspiring to subvert the US Constitution – and President Biden, against whom there is precisely zero evidence of any wrongdoing whatsoever” and Comer’s failures to even really make that happen, ranking member Congressman Jamie Raskin uses the MAGA media and the Congressional GOP’s skepticism and complaints to pour extra pain onto his feckless counterpart. From the lowlight reel:

• “Breitbart editor Emma Jo-Morris criticized Chairman Comer for promoting bribery allegations
against President Biden even though he has ‘not shown [proof] to the public,’ while Steve
Bannon also lambasted Chairman Comer for failing to provide evidence to support his bribery
allegations, saying of Chairman Comer, ‘You’re not serious. It’s all performative.'”

• “Former Trump official Sebastian Gorka tweeted that, ‘Comer is failing in his efforts to investigate’ President Biden, called Chairman Comer’s supposed findings, ‘crap – he’s reporting stuff that we knew 2 years ago,’ and said that Chairman Comer’s Biden probe is ‘pathetic.'”

• “Kris Kolesnik, former senior counselor and director of investigations for Senator Grassley, wrote that Chairman Comer and Chairman Jim Jordan ‘struggle mightily with the concept of credibility.'”

Raskin just keeps going and going with this. It’s utterly savage. Give his memo a full read.

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MAGA voters keeping “AI rigged the 2024 election” excuse handy

A new Axios/Morning Consult survey finds 47 percent of self-identified Trump fans saying artificial intelligence makes them less likely to trust the 2024 election results compared to only 27 percent of Biden supporters. Axios’s article doesn’t really get into the specifics of how the question was worded, but it’s not really that hard to imagine where the respective apprehensions lie.

With libs you would expect them to be wary of deepfakes and other sorts of disinformation targeted at swing voters ahead of election day, take your pick of what kind of shit could be fabricated at the last minute to dupe them into voting for the Orange God Emperor or not showing up to vote.

With Trump fanboys it’ll be full blown “The Venezuelan-Iranian AI supercomputer hacked into the tabulators and changed votes from Trump to Biden and we have the EXPLOSIVE evidence right here right after this message from Patriot Gold Bullion Financial” before not showing any evidence.

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Hawaiian volcano distracting people from Hunter Biden again

“Kilauea volcano is erupting. Eruptive activity is currently confined to Halemaʻumaʻu crater and the downdropped block to the east of the crater, within Kīlauea’s summit caldera. No unusual activity has been noted along Kilauea’s East Rift Zone or Southwest Rift Zone. Kīlauea volcano began erupting at approximately 3:15 pm HST this afternoon, September 10. As of 7 pm HST, multiple minor fountains remain active in the eastern portion of Halema‘uma‘u crater floor and on the downdropped block within Kilauea’s summit caldera,” says the USGS Hawaii Volcano Observatory in a bulletin.

“The line of fissures stretches approximately 0.8 miles, from the eastern part of Halema‘uma‘u crater floor extending into the east wall of the downdropped block. Lava fountain heights have decreased since the eruption onset, but remain up to about 20-25 meters (65-82 feet) high. Lava erupted from fissures on the downdropped block is flowing in a westward direction towards Halema‘uma‘u crater, the eastern portion of which is covered with actively flowing lava. The laser rangefinder is aimed at a western portion of Halema‘uma‘u crater, not near the new eruptive activity, and recorded less than 1 m (3 feet) of new lava added to that portion of the crater floor. An estimate of effusion rate will be provided after an overflight of the new eruption site tomorrow morning,” USGS continued.

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Hurricane Lee bouncing into Atlantic, will likely avoid landfall

Hurricane Lee, which jumped to a Category 5 storm earlier this week before calming down to a Cat 3, will bounce out to the north Atlantic without making landfall in the United States, CNN reports.

Communities along the Southeast US on the Atlantic coast can expect rough surf and strong tides. As the storm traveled to its north, Puerto Rico saw waves up to 20 feet high, with authorities ordering people out of the surf due to the waves and the riptides.

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Trump throws down the “Person Woman Man Camera TV” gauntlet

Disgraced former President Trump on Sunday really lost his shit over the most recent Wall Street Journal poll asking respondents about his mental capacity, writing on his stupid Twitter clone:

“In a phony and probably rigged Wall Street Journal poll, coming out of nowhere to softened the mental incompetence blow that is so obvious with Crooked Joe Biden, they ask about my age and mentality. Where did that come from? A few years ago I was the only one to agree to a mental acuity test, & ACED IT. Now that the Globalists at Fox & the WSJ have failed to push their 3rd tier candidate to success, they do this…” and continuing with “Well, I hereby challenge Rupert Murdoch & Sons, Biden, WSJ heads, to acuity tests! I will name the place and the test, and it will be a tough one.

“Nobody will come even close to me! We can also throw some physical activity into it. I just won the Senior Club Championship at a big golf club, with many very good players. To do so you need strength, accuracy, touch and, above all, mental toughness. Ask Bret Baier (Fox), a very good golfer. The Wall Street Journal & Fox are damaged goods after their failed DeSanctimonious push & stupid $780,000,000 ‘settlement.’ MORONS!!!” he seriously fucking wrote to prove his “sanity.”

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Buck calls out QAdulteress for being “the expert on impeachment”

MAGA-skeptical Freedom Caucasian Congressman Ken Buck mocked fellow House Republican Marjorie “Sporkfoot” Taylor Greene as “the expert on impeachment” now that she’s filed so many pointless articles against President Joe Biden, starting from before she was even sworn in to office.

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There’s no Xi in “team”

Economic eggheads in the ChiCom regime are worried that dictator Xi Jinping’s “Fuck you, I know what I’m doing here” philosophy of governing makes him increasingly ill-equipped to deal with a metastasizing crisis in the country’s financial system, with bureaucrats who can do something about it paralyzed by the big Pooh Bear’s fecklessness and indecision, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Worse, the middle management of the ChiCom party have a pretty good idea of who’s going to end up taking the blame when shit gets extra real. “The centralization of China’s political system has weakened the credibility of anyone not named Xi Jinping in delivering confidence-building messages that the leadership intends to change course,” says DC thank tank egghead Logan Wright.

A series of meetings in June of the top policy poindexters in the housing and finance sectors ended on a glum note, with a source telling the Journal they could “feel the anxiety in the room. The consensus among the experts invited was that the government must act forcefully to stimulate growth,” and then like that nothing happened, because Xi is so much smarter and handsomer than the so-called “experts” who think they know more about economy stuff than him.

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Morocco earthquake death toll rises to over 2,000

At least 2,000 people are dead in Morocco after a 6.8 magnitude earthquake – the largest to strike the North African country in over 120 years – struck late Friday, devastating the historic town of Marrakech and many others across the Atlas Mountains region, the Associated Press reports.

Despite sitting right along the boundary of the African and Eurasian tectonic plates that runs through the Strait of Gibraltar, earthquakes are fairly rare in Morocco. As such there’s no real system of seismic-resistant safety codes for new construction or retrofitting existing buildings. That coupled with the relatively shallow depth of the quake’s hypocenter and its occurrence at 11:11 PM local time make the situation worse than the not-extremely-high magnitude might imply.

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Fire up the conspiracy cannons! Secret Service agent riding on JFK’s limo says “Magic Bullet” was round he found at scene

One of the many lingering questions about John F. Kennedy’s assassination was how a single bullet could travel through the President, then hit at least three different points in Texas Governor John Connally.  Known as the “Magic Bullet,” the slug was later found on a hospital stretcher that had carried Connally, with investigators concluding that it had fallen out of Connally while he was being treated.

A new claim by one of the Secret Service agents who was riding on the running boards of the limo carrying Kennedy and Connally at the time of the assassination, however, throws all that into doubt and raises some additional questions.  According to the New York Times, Paul Landis said he placed the bullet on Kennedy’s gurney after finding the round lodged in the back seat of the limo, in the back cushion of the seat Kennedy was riding in.

Speaking publicly for the first time since the assassination, Landis said he spotted the bullet in the seat during the chaos as the limo arrived at the hospital.  Out of instinct, he grabbed it understanding it was a piece of evidence and wanting to keep it from ghoulish souvenir hunters.  He dropped it on Kennedy’s stretcher, Landis admits, while he was in shock thinking that it could somehow help doctors figure out what happened to Kennedy.

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Air Force Secretary destroys Tuberville as inexperienced, naive

“It’s totally unprecedented,” Secretary of the Air Force Frank Kendall says about Alabama Republican football coach (who doesn’t want to be called “Senator” Tommy Tuberville’s ongoing block of promotions for flag officers because of his ignorance of military policy regarding medical care reimbursements.  “The Senate routinely confirms general officers and lower-ranking officers by general consent, but the way the process works, as we’re seeing here, a single Senator can stop that.  It’s never been done before.  Senator Tuberville has no experience in the military.  This is his first time, I think, in public service, and I don’t think he appreciates how much of an impact this is having and how negative an impact it is for the military.”

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Crusaders and Saracens

“God has used imperfect people all through history. King David wasn’t perfect. Saul wasn’t perfect. Solomon wasn’t perfect, and I actually gave the president a little one-pager on those Old Testament kings about a month ago and I shared it with him. I said, ‘Mr President, I know there are people that say, You know, you said you were the chosen one, and I said you were. I said if you’re a believing Christian you understand God’s plan for the people who rule and judge over us on this planet in our government,’” then-Trump Administration Energy Secretary Rick Perry said on Fox News in November 2019, telling Evangelicals how they should be able to sleep at night when supporting a pornstar-fucking, racist hate-mongering, criminal degenerate for the presidency.

This was after Perry announced he was stepping down because House Democrats started asking why he was pursuing corrupt energy deals in Ukraine while Trump was about to be impeached for trying to torpedo Joe Biden’s candidacy by coercing President Volodymyr Zelensky into announcing a fake investigation into Hunter Biden pursuing corrupt energy deals in Ukraine.

Rick Perry isn’t in the picture above. This isn’t about him. He is useful however to introduce that collage of Donald Trump, Vince McMahon on top, and – from left to right – of former WWE wrestler Steven Richards, Brent Bozell IV, and Brent Bozell III after a verdict was read in a DC court on Friday.

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