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With all ten Republicans on the panel voting against it, the Democratic-led Senate Judiciary Committee advanced a bill that would require to create and implement a code of ethics that would require compliance with income and gift reporting, NBC News reports.

Citing the recent scandals involving Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito accepting lavish gifts from billionaires who had cases they either directly or indirectly benefited from potential decisions and opinions, “This legislation will be a crucial first step in restoring confidence in the court after a steady stream of reports of justices’ ethical failures have been released to the public,” Committee chair Dick Durbin said.

During his Thursday visit to a Philadelphia shipyard to tout his administration’s accomplishments to rebuild and update the nation’s infrastructure and manufacturing capability, President Joe Biden took a moment to help pass out ice cream sandwiches to workers on a day when temperatures neared 90°F.  Though right wing gadflies will attempt to compare it to the previous administration’s similar distribution of emergency supplies to hurricane survivors in Puerto Rico, the action demonstrates Biden’s affection for and support of working-class Americans.

The City of New York will pay more than $13 million to settle a class action suit alleging officers of the New York Police Department violated protestors’ civil rights by beating and detaining them, a First Amendment censorship Jim Jordan won’t investigate because it’s the type of government oppression he supports.

Per the New York Times, the city acknowledges the cops’ wrongdoing and will pay up to 1,380 people up to $9,950 each if they “were arrested and/or subjected to force by N.Y.P.D. officers” at any of eighteen separate sites where police attacked protesters.

A new survey by Monmouth University finds President Joe Biden leading disgraced former President Trump 47 to 40 percent when comparing two separate questions on whether respondents were open to voting for them. With Biden it was 36 percent “Will definitely vote” plus 11 percent “Probably” while for Trump it was 26 percent “Will definitely vote” plus 14 percent “Probably.”

The poll overall found weak support for a third party candidate, especially when respondents were informed they have no chance of winning and would just end up electing Trump (or Biden). In a hypothetical question “If you thought that voting for a third-party ticket could lead to the election of Donald Trump, would you vote for Trump, Joe Biden, or the third-party ticket?” 43 percent said Biden, 33 percent said Trump, and 20 percent said third party. For the opposite question with Biden, it was tighter at 39 percent Biden, 37 percent Trump, and 20 percent third party again.

🚨BREAKING🚨

The FD-1023 form alleging then-Vice President JOE BIDEN was involved in a $5,000,000 bribery scheme with a Burisma executive has been released by @ChuckGrassley.

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— Oversight Committee (@GOPoversight) July 20, 2023

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 HUGE! 🚨 BREAKING!!! 🚨 HUGE!!! 🚨 HOLY SHIT! 🚨 BREAKING!!! 🚨 House and Senate Republicans have released the FBI FD-1023 form that some Russian oligarch scumbag said PROVES Joe Biden took bribes from the Ukrainians or Burisma or something and then like, the guy died or is in hiding or whatever and they can’t find him to get him to prove any of this and also Rudy Giuliani already had all this information because it was his buddy who brought it to the FBI and they kind of don’t want to call him into testify BUT THIS 🚨 IS 🚨 STILL 🚨 HUGE 🚨 LIBS!!!

Fat former President Trump’s still-in-flux plan to “counter-program” next month’s RNC primary debate could end up settling on a lame interview on the former chief Fox News propagandist Tucker Carlson’s low-rated Twitter show, Vanity Fair reports, adding that it was Trump’s idea.

It’s a natural fit for the two “iconoclasts” trying to stick it to the Murdochs and the GOP establishment just because they can. The problem is that by not being on actual television, Trump isn’t going to get nearly as much exposure as he would have if he had simply decided to go on Newsmax or OAN. It won’t stop him from claiming however many tens of millions of “views” the Tucker video clip gets brought him a bigger audience than the debate, but this is one of those things that actually sort of matters. What better way for the RNC to have Fox News viewers imagine a party without Trump than to show them a primary debate stage without Trump on it?

One of the most recognized painted faces of the January 6th Republican-led domestic terrorist attack on Congress, QAnon Shaman Jacob Chansley, a.k.a. Jake Angeli, had his effort to vacate his guilty plea thrown out, with the judge saying his arguments are “without merit.”

Chansley tried to withdraw his guilty plea after Speaker pro tem released all January 6th security footage from the Capitol to disgraced Fox News propagandist Tucker Carlson who aired about 14 minutes of mundane footage from thousands of hours of video, claiming that the 14 minutes better characterized the environment of the attack.  As the judge pointed out, even if the verdict had been vacated, prosecutors could simply refile the charges.

“Mr. Chansley’s arguments are without merit. For these reasons, the Court finds that reasonable jurists would not debate whether his claims deserve encouragement to proceed further. Mr. Chansley has not made a substantial showing of the denial of a constitutional right. The Court will therefore decline to issue a certificate of appealability for Mr. Chansley’s claims”

Having been caught orange-handed, disgraced former President Trump has agreed to return the ancient Israeli artifacts loaned to the White House which he stole and kept at Mar-a-Lago for nearly three years after his humiliating defeat, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The story is, unsurprisingly, way more twisted than the simple mix-up and possibly unintended or innocuous theft in presented in the first report from earlier this week. Jewish Republican Saul Fox, a Trump donor and friend of now-former Israeli Antiquities Authority chief Israel Hasson had brokered the deal to put the items on display during the White House’s 2019 Hanukkah party, but they got waylaid by the State Department and didn’t end up being used for the celebration.

Fox tells the Journal was able to retrieve the ancient lamps and coins and bring them back to his home in California, but then COVID hit and Fox was unable to send them back to Israel. He forgot about them for two years until Trump invited him to Mar-a-Lago’s 2021 Hanukkah party. Fox then remembered the artifacts and called Hasson, who agreed the pieces should be displayed at Mar-a-Lago. When Fox spoke with Trump privately prior to the dinner he had prepared short remarks praising the twice-impeached loser for his support for Israel, prompting Trump to slam his fists on the desk and scream “Well, how come I only got 25% of the Jewish vote?” according to Fox.

The rest of the story however seems to be Fox trying to fall on the grenade for the items ending up at Mar-a-Lago and that he and Hasson (who in late 2021 was no longer the Antiquities Authority chief) had decided that they were on an indefinite loan to Trump despite the authority demanding their immediate return. Fox does nothing to explain why they remained there for another year and a half after the 2021 Hanukkah Party. “This was something that was promised and done and I acted on it in good faith,” said Fox. Hasson told the Journal more or less the same thing.

Nobody should ever feel bad for Jim Jordan. He’s a demented right wing freak who Joe Paternoed sexual abuse of young men he was supposed to be leading and protecting in his past career as an NCAA wrestling coach. He gets worked up over the dumbest shit that has nothing to do with his day job, like the Buzz Lightyear movie and Dr Seuss books. He lies constantly about things big and small, from falsely accusing Secretary of State Tony Blinken of “election interference” down to whether he wrote that fucking embarrassing “Kanye. Elon. Trump.” tweet that he quietly deleted after West went all Nazi. Most importantly, Jim Jordan just really isn’t smart and doesn’t seem to be aware of it at all.

However we can at least recognize that he’s in a tough spot, one completely of his own making this morning, when in just a few minutes Robert F Kennedy Jr will sit and testify to a hearing of Jordan’s stupid “Weaponization” committee. It’s not like it was a good idea in the first place, but it might not have been as catastrophically bad as it’s going to be had RFK Jr waited another two weeks to spew that shit about the Jews and Chinese deliberately engineering COVID-19 to spare their respective ethnicities. And while Jordan had plenty of opportunity over the last few days to simply disinvite Bobby Jr, as doing so would kind of run contra to the hearing’s theme of “censorship.”

So yeah, Jordan’s in a tough spot alright. And without any sympathy or qualification whatsoever we can enjoy every minute of this completely unforced clusterfuck he brought upon himself.

Legendarily uncourageous Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy is on extremely thin ice with his Orange Master these days after his foolish questioning of his Orange Master’s 2024 electability last month led to a hasty promise to take up the moronic Trump impeachment “expungement” resolution (or resolutions) before the end of the August session to placate him, a promise McCarthy isn’t definitely going to be able to keep given the tight schedule, Politico Playbook reports.

Worse yet, it’s far from a sure thing that any “expungement(s)” could actually pass. Right off the bat there are still two Republicans in the House that voted to impeach the fat fuck in January 2021, leaving really only a three-vote margin which could very disappear given there are 18 GOP members in Biden-won districts and potentially dozens more “constitutionally-minded” and otherwise moderate-ish representatives resistant to the legality and political propriety of the batshit plan.

“I’m for Trump. The problem is: If you have an expungement, and it goes to the floor and fails – which it probably will – then the media will treat it like it’s a third impeachment, and it will show disunity among Republican ranks. It’s a huge strategic risk,” one “senior GOP member” told Playbook.

Still the clock’s ticking on Kev, as Donald brings it up on every call with the hapless cuck. “Meanwhile, in Trump’s inner circle, frustration with McCarthy is boiling. The former president and his team think the speaker should have endorsed him months ago, and are befuddled that he has not,” Playbook writes, adding that there “will be consequences” if the vote doesn’t happen soon.

If you’re a politician in northern Georgia and you lose Brian Pritchard, you’ve lost the voice of the rural farmer who listens to conservative talker podcasts.  And that sounds bad, at least.  But dagnabit, tragic cosmetic podiatry victim and Republican Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has lost Brian Pritchard.  “Every time the media wanted to say QAnon or Jewish space lasers, we pushed back.  We fought for this individual.  But I fight no longer.  I fight no longer and I tell ya why:  I’m through.”

And in a story that somehow slid right past the crack National Zero editorial board:  Brian Pritchard isn’t your normal loudmouth conservative talk show host; he’s a loudmouth conservative talk show host who was caught voting illegally multiple times during his campaign for a state legislative seat because he’s also a convicted felon who was serving a sentence for forgery and theft.

There she was, proudly flipping the posterboards one after the other, displaying purported images of a naked Hunter Biden and his alleged prostitute lover, stills of a sex tape that’s been circulating in the right-wing fever swamp for more than two years.  Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Republican Georgia Congresswoman, was clearly pleased with herself.  She had given a warning about adult content before she began her questioning, so showing near-naked, black-barred, near-pornographic copies of admittedly stolen images of a private citizen was perfectly apt for a Congressional hearing.

“Ah, no, I don’t think that racism is a strong and powerful force in our society,” Christopher Rufo, an appointee of Republican Governor Ron DeSantis to the board of New College of Florida, says on some podcast.  “I think it certainly has been in the past. But, um, as I, y’know, live my life and, and deal with people from all different backgrounds, I-I do not think that this society is racist.  I do not think that racism is a determinative force in the lives of most people and um, um, um of all backgrounds, and I think I dispute also–” [cut]

I’m shocked–SHOCKED, I say!–that that straight, cis-gendered Christian white male Christopher Rufo, who grew up in suburban Sacramento as the son of two lawyers who then went to Georgetown, has not experienced racism in his everyday life as he interacts with “people from all different backgrounds” like, maybe, those people from all different backgrounds do.  Why, it’s like he’s been privileged to avoid experiencing racism unless he wants to.

John Lauro, a lawyer for Trump lawyers Alina Habba and Christina Bobb, has been officially promoted to Trump lawyer, CNN reports. The member of the Trump legal team’s criminal defense representation is joining the Trump legal team for criminal defense representation against the expected charges in Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation of the Orange God Emperor’s failed post-2020 election coup attempt. So it’s not especially likely he’ll end up a witness to another criminal investigation. But you never know, so he should get a lawyer just in case.

One of the three women suing the state of Texas to overturn its effective ban on abortion vomited while she was testifying on the stand about having to carry the pregnancy of a fatally deformed fetus threatened her life, CBS News reports.

Samantha Casiano read a note from her obstetrician that stated she learned in her pregnancy’s 20th week that her fetus has anencephaly, a deformity that leaves the fetus without part of its head and/or brain, and would die shortly after birth.  At that point, she vomited out of emotion, and after the courtroom was cleaned, went back to explain how her doctor gave her information from a funeral home.

Casiano said she had to carry the pregnancy to term in spite of the danger to her own health because she could not get an abortion because doctors feared penalties due to the Texas law.  Her daughter died four hours after birth.  “I felt like I was abandoned,” the mother of four said. “I felt like I didn’t know how to deal with the situation.”

“Again, that’s it,” Fox bro and network baseline for the Idiotmeter Jesse Watters says as he wraps up a misrepresentation of Jason Aldean racist vigilante-glorifying music video, portraying it as an anti-violence patriotic anthem.  “The media told us there’s nothing more paramount than an artist’s creative expression.  We were able to make any movie we wanted, paint any picture we want, write any song we want, wrote any book we want, and that’s what makes America great, right?  Apparently not.  Paramount can produce movies promoting violence but country music stars can’t write songs against it.  The underlying threat here is that this is a small, well-funded mob trying to chip away at your values and your right to self defense.  It’s the same thing they did to Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha, the McCluskys in St. Louis, and the Marine in the subway:  scare you out of defending your land, your family and property, and once you’re scared, you’re easier to control.”

MacKenzie Scott’s offer to provide $250 million in separate $1 million grants to non-profit organizations brought in 6,353 applications, giving each applicant around a 25-t0-1 chance of getting the funding, the Associated Press reports.

The grant funding was open to any recognized non-profit with operating budgets between $1-5 million in the United States, including territories.  Other than that, there were no parameters on who could apply or what type of project could be funded.  It marked a change in the way Scott and her non-profit Yield Giving had vetted potential beneficiaries and widened the potential applicants on the group’s radar.  While some philanthropy pundits questioned limiting the size of applicants by budgets was disappointing, others pointed out that there could be other rounds of funding for other organizations in the future.

With a $35 billion settlement from her 2019 divorce, Scott has been donating at a comparatively frenetic in philanthropy.  She’s reportedly donated more than $14 billion to 1,600 different organizations since splitting from Jeff Bezos.  In December 2022, her net worth was estimated to be at $62 billion; Forbes lists her current wealth at $36 billion.

“I hear from people who say, ‘You know what? I never voted for President Trump, but I am going to vote for him now based upon how he is being treated because if they can treat him that way they can do that to any American,'” titular Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy told reporters on Wednesday, raising the obvious question of why he’s still so upset over his Orange Master’s legal problems if it’s making him more popular with previous non-supporters. You would think Kev would be far more enthusiastic about this if more felony counts equals more votes for Donald.

The Florida State Board of Education on Wednesday approved an addition to the American history curriculum to teach students about the benefits of slavery for Antebellum Blacks, that it taught them valuable work skills prior to their emancipation, the Florida Phoenix reports.

The Trump whataboutery from the Dems was solid. There are plenty of excellent clips for that to be found. But if we’re going to pick one that gets right at our theory of the non-case against Hunter Biden, well this is it. Shapley looks like he’s about to cry as Dan Goldman takes the evidence Shapley and the other dipshit brought and turns it against them to demonstrate that Joe Biden had no involvement in the “corruption” that Comer and are trying to sell. Just utter savagery.