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What’s a stuffed foam salesman to do?  You’ve expanded your pillow stuffing operation to include products including slippers and sheets.  You started an online store that you claimed would rival the e-tail giant, but you’re forced to keep a store on that rival when your offering falters.  You even started selling coffee–because when you think of sleeping soundly on the company’s primary product, you think of $24-per-pound coffee.  And you continue to try to undermine the Constitution while facing billion-dollar lawsuits to boot.  Something’s gotta give.

Well, something’s giving:  Mike Lindell has put up for auction more than 850 pieces of equipment and office furniture, including trucks, forklifts, packaging machines, and industrial sewing machines.  Lots and lots of sewing machines.

Lindell tells the Minneapolis Star Tribune that product boycotts and the fact that large retailers like Walmart, Target and Kohl’s have all dropped his products–leading to a $100 million reduction in annual revenues–forced the move.  “It was a massive, massive cancellation,” Lindell said Monday. “We lost $100 million from attacks by the box stores, the shopping networks, the shopping channels, all of them did cancel culture on us.”  Being a private company, Lindell’s business revenues aren’t public, but Lindell told the New York Times MyPillow had more than $300 million in revenue in 2019.

Forget the upcoming election to the highest office in the land.  Or the potential problems with having a proven national security threat continually undermining the institutions of our nation.  Or the potential for ongoing violence by his fans who buy into his lies.  None of that is important, according to a new filing by Trump’s lawyers asking for a limitless continuance for his trial on the 37-count indictment for illegally possessing classified documents and then obstructing the efforts of the government to recover them.

This extraordinary case presents a serious challenge to both the fact and perception of our American democracy. The Court now presides over a prosecution advanced by the administration of a sitting President against his chief political rival, himself a leading candidate for the Presidency of the United States. Therefore, a measured consideration and timeline that allows for a careful and complete review of the procedures that led to this indictment and the unprecedented legal issues presented herein best serves the interests of the Defendants and the public. Thus, pursuant to 18 U.S.C. § 3161(h)(7)(A), based on the extraordinary nature of this action, there is most assuredly no reason for any expedited trial, and the ends of justice are best served by a continuance. …

Thus the Court should, respectfully, before establishing any trial date, allow time for development of further clarity as to the full nature and scope of the motions that will be filed, a better understanding of a realistic discovery and pre-trial timeline, and the completion of the security clearance process, such that the Defendants can be informed fully as to the involved evidence and thus be able to present more informed arguments as to the relevant legal issues. Moreover, Defendants expect that various key legal issues will be fully dispositive, thus negating the need for any trial.

Israeli douchebag Dr Gal Luft was sort of a backbencher in the universe of Hunter Biden “whistleblowers” compared to sketchy IRS agent Gary Shapley and that Toby Blublebowsky assclown, but Luft was definitely trending as recently as Sunday when piece of shit Senator Ron Johnson told Fox News that he should be immunized to testify. That aged great, especially given the charges of basically spying for China, something the fanboys reacted to with utter disbelief:

“It pains me to say this about the US, but the DOJ is no longer a legitimate institution. I no longer believe anything the DOJ says” – The current top comment on the Fox News article “DOJ indicts missing man who claims to have provided FBI with info on Biden family’s China business dealings.”

“My God, our DOJ has gone full commie. This is not going to end well” – The top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s article “BREAKING: Biden DOJ Indicts Whistleblower Gal Luft Days After He Releases Video Detailing Criminal Allegations Against Biden Crime Family.”

“Imagine filing charges on someone that could tell all on the Bidens” – Top comment at Daily Caller.

“Of course it’s intentional. And part of a larger cover up. Compare these charges to the deal made with Hunter. Easy to obstruct and deflect when you run the DoJ” – Top comment at RedState.

Pushed by CNN’s Kaitlyn Collins after he again failed to denounce white nationalists serving in the military, Republican Alabama Senator and guy one hood short of a uniform Tommy Tuberville again insists white nationalists are improperly considered racists.  “If, if people think that a white nationalist is racist, I agree [that they should not serve],” he starts with before inserting his foot deeper into his mouth.  “Well, tha- that’s some people’s opinion. … My opinion of a white natio– if someone wants to call them a white nationalist, is an American, is an American.  Now if that white nationalist is a racist, I’m totally against anything they want to do.”

Continuing to threaten national security by holding up promotions for senior military officers filling vital national security positions, Tuberville’s threat to the fabric of the nation risks turning the entire country into Alabama.

Indicted alleged Chinese agent Gal Luft celebrated with one of his China-connected contacts when James Woolsey, a close contact of Luft, joined Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, later discussing how they should use his “‘close’ China link as a weapon of last resort” to extort him if he got a position in national security in the administration after the election, the Washington Post’s Aaron Blake reports.

In September 2016, Luft and his contact exchanged emails in which he said, “We nailed it!” after Woolsey joined Trump’s campaign.  Two months later, on November 13th, after Trump’s unlikely victory, they discussed a potential next move for Woolsey: “Our friend is now on the shortlist of the following: Sec Def[,] Sec homeland security [, and] Dir nat intel.”  The person responded:  “This side would like to see him assuming something with a ‘China’ profile. Of the three, S of D [Secretary of Defense] or DNI [Director of National Intelligence] would be good, esp the former.”

Rolling Stone’s Seth Hettena reports soon after that second email, Luft signed Woolsey to a $72,000 contract for Luft’s US-based thinktank, the Institute for the Analysis of Global Security.  Woolsey ultimately did not get a position in the Trump Administration already crowded with alleged foreign agents in the national security ranks thanks to Mike Flynn.

Republican Alabama football coach Tommy Tuberville’s ongoing block of promotions for all flag officers in the US military has left the US Marines without a Commandant for the first time in a century, CNN reports, creating a potential leadership vacuum that could impact national security.

General David Berger retired from his position Monday, and with Tuberville using his position as a Senator to block all confirmations at the committee level, his successor cannot be approved.  Currently, more than 200 senior military positions are vacant because Tuberville wants to protest the military facilitating service members or their dependents obtaining an abortion.  The government doesn’t pay for the abortion, but like all medical procedures unavailable on a base, the military compensates families who must travel to obtain a legal medical service.

“I told y’all all along if I thought this was a risk, I wouldn’t be doing this,” the first-term Senator said. “This is not a risk. We got people that can get the job done, and not just get it done, can do it the right way, and do it the best way for the American people.”

Ron DeSantis is trying his best to turn Florida into a conservative Utopia by destroying it in his run to secure the 2024 GOP presidential nomination, he’s exceeded the conditions he and other conservatives complain about regarding California.  Along with a higher murder rate, Florida is now leading the nation in inflation thanks in no small part to DeSantis’s policies.

Per CNN, the inflation rate in Florida stands at around double the national rate, and it’s worse in some metropolitan areas.  The current US inflation rate stands at 4% year-over-year; in the Miami-Fort Lauderdale-West Palm Beach market, inflation currently stands at 9%.  The kicker:  taking out normally volatile fuel and food prices, the core inflation rate in South Florida skyrockets to 10.5%.  For comparison, inflation in pricey San Francisco stands at 5.8%.

The secret cabal in the Republican Party–unlike other Congressional groups, it does not release a membership list–the splintered Freedom Caucus led by cowardly Pennsylvania Congressman Scott Perry sent Speaker pro tem Kevin McCarthy a list of terrorist demands it requires to pass further appropriations legislation, Sahil Kapur of NBC News reports.

Signed by 20 suspected members of the Freedom Caucus–it does not include Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s endorsement although her “little bitch” Lauren Boebert (LB²) listed–the letter demands a $1.6 trillion discretionary spending cap, with “baseline appropriations” capped at $1.4 trillion; McCarthy dis-endorsing appropriating additional Ukraine spending or passing an omnibus appropriations bill; and holding the 12 bills currently before the appropriations committee until they each get the approval of the terrorists.

Here’s House Oversight dipshit James Comer on Newsmax just three days ago, hyping up the “explosive” allegations brought against Hunter Biden by Israeli-American consultant Dr Gal Luft:

Gal Luft, a very credible witness on Biden family corruption, provided incriminating evidence to six officials from the FBI and the DOJ in a meeting in Brussels in March 2019.

We have no reason to believe the FBI & DOJ acted on this info.

Americans deserve answers. @NEWSMAX pic.twitter.com/FpbKvn13zC

— Rep. James Comer (@RepJamesComer) July 7, 2023

And here’s the Justice Department in a Monday press release: “Gal Luft, a Dual US-Israeli Citizen, Allegedly Evaded FARA Registration While Working to Advance the Interests of China in the United States and Sought to Broker the Illicit Sales of Chinese-Manufactured Weapons and Iranian Oil to China. Damian Williams, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Matthew G Olsen, the Assistant Attorney General for National Security, and Christie M. Curtis, the Acting Assistant Director in Charge of the New York Field Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (‘FBI’), announced today the unsealing of an eight-count Indictment charging GAL LUFT with offenses related to willfully failing to register under the Foreign Agents Registration Act (‘FARA’), arms trafficking, Iranian sanctions violations, and making false statements to federal agents. LUFT, a dual US-Israeli citizen, was arrested on February 17, 2023, in the Republic of Cyprus based on the charges in the Indictment. LUFT subsequently fled after being released on bail while extradition proceedings were pending and remains a fugitive.”

A new report coming soon from Jim Jordan’s “Weaponization” committee accuses the FBI and the Ukrainian SBU of passing flawed intel along to Meta on Russian disinformation efforts during the ongoing war, resulting in a number of legitimately American accounts – including a Russian language one run by the US State Department – getting squashed for propaganda, CNN reports.

“Some of the accounts that the FBI passed on to Meta for review, according to the report, were actually criticizing Russia and its war on Ukraine,” CNN writes in their preview of the draft report which sure makes it sound like a good faith effort. Now of course it’s a problem if the FBI and SBU fucked up and ended up getting Meta to kill off the wrong accounts. That sucks for the users, especially the anti-war ones. But is it that big of a problem? More to the point, is Jordan really all that worried about what were probably at most a few hundred user accounts on the margins that got squashed because of incompetence in the FBI, SBU, and Meta’s execution or is he opening a window for Putin fanboys to attack them on their intent and objective?

Well we already decided that it’s the second one, hence the headline. It’s just really not that hard to see where this is going. It’s a win-win for old Gymbo: All the American accounts that were paid to push the Kremlin line and/or those MAGA assholes who were simply rooting for Russia on their own accord are going to end up being painted as victims of the Biden Administration “collusion with Big Tech” AND again shade Ukraine a nefarious actor. Jordan won’t come out and defend shit like former Trump-Russia investigation convict George Papadopoulos tweeting “Breaking: Zelensky, after saying he would not abandon Ukraine, has fled the country” in early March 2022, no. Jordan’s too chickenshit to get into specific situations like that. He will however happily attack the entire effort against such disinformation to make it easier for the Russians overall.

Ok, to start, WTF?
When I agreed to speak at the AZ College Republicans United event I was not aware that I'd be sharing the stage with someone who wants a 16 year old wife.
Should I back out? Or should I do the event & blow this schmuck out of the water & expose a false prophet? https://t.co/grYsJrvpKC

— Jake Angeli-Chansley (@AmericaShaman) July 10, 2023

Turkish dictator Recep Erdogan on Monday reversed course on tying Sweden’s accession to NATO to his country’s integration to the EU, and agreed to allow Abba Land to join, the AP reports on the very immediate aftermath of a private meeting between President Joe Biden and Erdawg on the sidelines of the NATO summit in Vilnius, Lithuania. Dark Brandon for the win again.

Donald Trump, August 21, 2021: “Adam Laxalt is running for Senate in Nevada to defeat Harry Reid’s, Chuck Schumer’s, and Nancy Pelosi’s handpicked successor, and win an America First majority in the US Senate. Adam is a Navy Veteran who served our Nation bravely in Iraq. As a former Attorney General he’s always supported our Law Enforcement and keeping our communities safe. He fought valiantly against the Election Fraud, which took place in Nevada. He is strong on Secure Borders and defending America against the Radical Left. Adam has my Complete and Total Endorsement!”

Donald Trump, July 8, 2023: “Laxalt was a very weak candidate. He was pathetic. You know, I helped Laxalt do the best he could. I guess his grandfather was strong. His father was good. But, I guess the chain got weaker. But, Adam Laxalt is a stiff and he didn’t do the job. He was a lawyer. He was working for a lot of different people on trying to do the vote thing, but he wasn’t the right guy.”

Earlier Trump also wrote “The public is demanding to know the White House ‘Cocaine Story.’ Just like I QUICKLY PROVIDED SECURITY TAPES FROM MAR-a-LAGO on the BOXES HOAX, the White House has Security Cameras (far more than Mar-a-Lago!) all over the place, especially the location in question. THEY 100% KNOW WHO IT IS. If they don’t release information, it means they destroyed the tapes & the Cocaine was for use by Hunter, & probably Crooked Joe, in order to give this total disaster of a President a little life and energy!” He’s probably on an Adderall binge.

Fat former President Trump’s Diet Coke guy/co-defendant Walt Nauta on Friday filed a motion to delay a pre-trial conference set for this Friday because his lawyer Stan Woodward will be in DC appearing for a Capitol rioter/former Trump State Department official Federico Klein.

Prosecutors opposed the motion, saying that Nauta’s other attorney, his “local counsel” Sasha Dadan, is one lawyer enough. Any delay would be Nauta’s second time in as many appearances working to slow down the case but the first in which one of Trump’s crimes would be the indirect cause of a delay to his facing accountability for another one. That’s some serious MAGA right there.

A small oligopoly of political fundraisers is already making an ungodly amount of $$ on this election. It’s disgusting. I’m breaking up that cartel. Today we’re launching the Vivek Kitchen Cabinet: starting today, *anyone* can fundraise for the Vivek 2024 campaign & make a 10%… pic.twitter.com/k2y9ZL8WPe

— Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) July 10, 2023

Yeah we can’t exactly speak one way or the other on the legality of paying 10 percent of found contributions back to the Rama-swarm while classifying them as “independent contractors,” other than to say it sounds pretty goddamned illegal. Politico’s write-up on the initiative doesn’t include any comment from campaign finance eggheads and simply notes “The campaign said its legal advisers approved of the arrangement.” So maybe it is cool with the FEC, maybe it isn’t.

What we can feel confident with however is the distinctly Herbalife and Amway vibe of the concept demonstrates that Ramaswamy’s a little less the yuppie punk who thinks his impressive business resume in the biotech industry is enough to appeal to the MAGA base and little bit more the sharp student who gets why the “But wait, there’s more!” commercials work so well on those dumbasses.

New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu seeks to avoid repeating the mistakes of 2016 and will tell low-polling Republican presidential candidates on no uncertain terms to get the fuck out of the Granite State’s February 2024 primary if they can’t prove their viability by this November, effectively appointing himself kingmaker of the main non-Trump contender, the Dispatch reports.

“One on one, Trump loses. Most people understand that and know that” Sununu told reporters “My message would be to the candidates: We owe to the Republican base the ability for them to have a good choice. Otherwise we’re just diluting the process and we’re making it harder and more frustrating for them… The vast majority of folks won’t really make up their mind who they’re voting for until three weeks before the election. So even if you double or triple that time that means people around November time frame are going, OK, here’s where we could go. That’s when I think you’ll start seeing, either pushing folks off the stage – if you’re not cutting it by then, you’re not cutting it. And I’ve been very blunt about that, whether it’s myself or others, and I think there would have to be a concerted effort, just, encouraging candidates to get off the stage, get out of the race.”

New Hampshire GOP consultant and former Trump Administration official Matt Bartlett, who appears to be among the handful of ex-Trumpsters who no longer worship the Orange God Emperor, said Sununu’s strategy is worth a shot. “Voters pay attention to him. What he says weighs heavy on them. Most Republicans remember 2016 – how Trump won in a fractured party. It’s in no one’s interest to allow another Trump nomination, let alone get embarrassed,” said Bartlett.

The far right House Freedom Caucasians, for eight years the power center of the Republican caucus in the lower chamber of the United States Congress, may be headed toward a breakup as internal fractures – exemplified by white nationalist Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s recent expulsion from the group – take their toll, CNN reports in a lengthy overview of the mess.

“Days are numbered anyway for the group. Because they go in 100 different directions,” said one House member who isn’t in the Freedom Caucasians but is aligned with them and has attended several of their meetings. Bloat would seem to be a major factor, with some members complaining that others don’t show up to meetings and only pretend to be Freedom Caucasians to hold it up as “primary insurance” against farther right challengers. There’s also some dissent toward Jim Jordan, who reportedly opposed Sporkfoot’s defenestration and, like her, is viewed as being too close with leadership in a crew that’s supposed to be a bunch of hard-charging rebels. White nationalist Virginia Congressman Bob Good allegedly called Jordan a “RINO” but denied it when asked by CNN.

A new survey by Florida Atlantic University finds disgraced former President Trump leading heels-wearing Gov Ron DeSantis 50 to 30 percent among Republican primary voters in the Sunshine State.

New York City MAGA Congresswoman Nicole Malliotakis didn’t fully spit it out during a Monday appearance on Fox Business dipshit Maria Bartiromo’s show, but tried to suggest that the small bag of cocaine found in the White House could be directly connected to the Biden Administration’s “open border” policies, as if an envoy from the cartels was visiting the West Wing and accidentally dropped it when he was checking in to hand the president a briefcase full of cash or something.