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Republican former Arizona state House Speaker Rusty Bowers told CNN’s Kaitlan Collins on Wednesday that he’s been interviewed by the FBI about fat former President Trump and minions harassing him to overturn the results of the 2020 election in the Grand Canyon State. Last year Bowers testified publicly to the House January 6th Select Committee about the shit he took from the MAGA Reich in the aftermath, including multiple calls from Donald himself. After the testimony Bowers had famously said he would still support Trump in the 2024 election only to later walk that back and then the next month saw his political career ended quickly and unceremoniously when he lost a state Senate primary to a MAGA loyalist endorsed by the Orange God Emperor.

Beating the record set the previous day, July 4th was the hottest day on Earth in the last 125,000 years, USA Today reports, with the average global temperature reaching 62.7 degrees Fahrenheit.  Human-caused climate change combined with a stronger El Niño and the start of the Northern Hemisphere summer to set the highest recorded temperature since the data set was first collected in 1979.  Forensic indicators show the temperature was the highest since the Sangamonian Stage of the last interglacial period.

Once called “not mentally stable” by former GOP Maryland Governor Larry Hogan, the Republican nominee to be Hogan’s successor says he’s the target of fraud, claiming someone illegally filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission to register his campaign for a House seat, the Baltimore Banner reports.

Republican House of Delegates member Dan Cox says someone else filed paperwork Monday announcing his campaign for Maryland’s 6th Congressional District, currently held by Democrat David Trone, who’s running for the seat of retiring Democratic Senator Ben Cardin.

A Southern Florida federal court on Wednesday unsealed a less-redacted version of the famous FBI affidavit in support of a search warrant originally unsealed on August 26, 2022 in the aftermath of the raid on fat former President Trump’s Floridian redoubt. It’s difficult to parse out the differences between them without an in-depth review, but one newly-unredacted section does stick out.

Item 51, referring to the grand jury subpoena for the return of the documents speaks to a whole shit ton of classification markings, suggesting a whole lot of incriminating acts by Donald: “Top Secret, Secret, Confidential, Top Secret SI-G/NOFORN/ORCON, Top Secret SI-G/NOFORN, Top Secret/HCS- O/NOFORN/ORCON, Top Secret/HCS-O/NOFORN, Top Secret HCS-P/NOFORN/ORCON, Top Secret HCS-P/NOFORN, Top Secret TK/NOFORN/ORCON, Top Secret TK/NOFORN, Secret/NOFORN, Confidential/NOFORN, TS, TS/SAP, TS/SI-G/NF/OC, TS/SI-G/NF, TS/HCS- O/NF/OC, TS/HCS-O/NF, TS/HCS-P/NF/OC, TS/HCS-P/NF, TS/HCS-P/SI-G, TS/HCS-P/SI/TK, TS/TK/NF/OC, TS/TK/NF, S/NF, S/FRD, S/NATO, S/SI, C, and C/NF,” says the newly-unredacted section.

The Georgia State Bar Association on Wednesday accepted insane MAGA lawyer Lin Wood’s offer to retire rather than face disbarment for his crazy fuckery in the aftermath of the 2020 election.

This was not a sure thing and the Bar could have refused the retirement offer and continued misconduct proceedings against him, yet a number of other outlets reported and/or headlined this as an immediate done deal as soon as they saw the letter. It might seem intimidating and complicated because its a little in the weeds of the legal profession, but it was simply not that fucking hard to get something like this right, and yet Mediaite still failed this morning by framing it as “Stop the Steal Superstar Lin Wood Agrees to Retire from Law Instead of Being Disbarred” and RawStory with “MAGA lawyer Lin Wood gives up his law license ahead of potential disbarment.”

Dem Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers on Wednesday signed a bill setting a $325 per student, per year increase in public school funding until 2425 AD, the result of some creative use of the partial veto authority granted to the Cheesehead State’s governor, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports.

Evers took the sentence “SECTION 402. 121.905 (3) (c) 9. of the statutes is created to read: 121.905 (3) (c) 9. For the limit for the 2023-24 school year and the 2024-25 school year, add $325 to the result under par. (b),” and vetoed words and hyphens to make it say “For the limit for 2023-2425, add $325 to the result,” for some masterful trolling by the former teacher.

Violent unrest broke out again in Israel on Wednesday as citizens took to the streets to protest dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s plans to seize control of the country’s independent judiciary to protect himself from criminal liability and satisfy his extremist coalition members, Fox News reports.

Saying it was probably Hunter Biden is the easy, predictable joke, even though it’s virtually impossible it was him since why would Hunter use the West Wing visitor entrance to see his father at the White House. Saying it was Joe or Jack Smith is simply insane and turns what could have been potentially a minor political liability for the White House into just another crazy bullshit thing Trump said that Republicans have to pretend they didn’t see him post on Truth Social.

“Where are the White House SECURITY TAPES, like the ones I openly and happily gave to Deranged Jack Smith, which will quickly show where the Cocaine in the White House came from??? They already know the answer, but probably don’t like it!” Trump later posted to Truth Social.

Disgraced former President Trump’s 2024 campaign and political action committee raised more than $35 million in the second quarter of 2023, a period beginning just two days after he was indicted in New York State on March 30th and then encompassing his second indictment at the federal level on June 8th, showing that, crime in fact does pay pretty well for the fat bastard’s political ambitions.

It is however just a third of the massive Q2 2019 haul of $105 million for the Trump 2020 campaign and the RNC’s “Trump Victory” joint fundraising committee. We know the situations are not a 1-to-1 comparison because Trump obviously was the incumbent president and as such enjoyed the party’s full, official support at the time, but there’s definitely a shortfall somewhere in that $70 million delta.

Nevada “Stop the Steal” asshole and 2022 attorney general election loser Sigal Chattah last week filed a lawsuit challenging state Senate Bill 406, aka the Election Worker Protection Law, which was enacted in May to criminalize any “use or threaten or attempt to use any force, intimidation, coercion, violence, restraint or undue influence with the intent to: (a) Interfere with the performance of the duties of any elections official relating to an election, or (b) Retaliate against any elections official for performing duties relating to an election,” and also prohibiting the dissemination of “any personal identifying information or sensitive information of an elections official without the consent of the elections official,” according to Marc Elias’s Democracy Docket.

In the complaint, Chattah argues protecting election workers in such a manner is a violation of MAGA terrorists’ First Amendment rights, saying they’re “entitled to engage in conduct without criminal prosecution of basic First Amendment freedoms under a statute that should avoid chilling the exercise of First Amendment rights,” and that the “arbitrary inclusion of the terms ‘intimidation’ and ‘undue influence’ interferes with Plaintiffs’ rights and liberties.” Almost sounds like they’re offended that someone would ever even suggest that this law is necessary but it’s also their God-given right to threaten and intimidate election officials at their homes at night if a Republican loses.

A law enforcement source tells Politico that officials have concluded they’re unlikely to be able to positively identify the person who dropped a small bag of cocaine in the visitor check in area for the West Wing of the White House over the weekend given the high foot traffic there.

“It’s gonna be very difficult for us to do that because of where it was,” an official said, adding “Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught [on camera]. It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.” It really does not sound like this is ever going to be tied to Hunter Biden, no matter how badly the right wing media want it.

Profusely sweating North Carolina Lt Governor and 2024 GOP gubernatorial nomination frontrunner Mark Robinson took the stage on Sunday at hate group Moms for Liberty’s annual summit to decry an Indiana chapter taking shit for featuring a Hitler quote in a recent newsletter, saying they’d merely been taken out of context or some other stupid excuse. “Whether you’re talking about Adolf Hitler, whether you’re talking about Chairman Mao, whether you’re talking about Stalin, whether you’re talking about Pol Pot, whether you’re talking about Castro in Cuba, or whether you’re talking about a dozen other despots all around the globe, it is time for us to get back and start reading some of those quotes,” said Robinson, while apparently clutching a towel to mop up his forehead sweat.

Note: We would have linked our June 22, 2023 story “Indiana Moms for Liberty group quotes Hitler in newsletter” if Google hadn’t flagged it as a “Publisher Policy Violation,” probably for quoting Hitler while reporting on these sick assholes. We don’t know because they never tell us specifically what the problem is, so we simply pulled the story rather than continue to tempt Google’s arbitrary and capricious wrath as enforced by algorithms incapable of parsing out context and intent.

In a motion opposing bail for Capitol rioter and attempted Obama assassin Taylor Taranto in custody pre-trial, federal prosecutors on Wednesday described the MAGA van-lifer’s movements and threats prior to his arrest last week in the Kalorama neighborhood of DC, including Taranto’s intent to detonate a bomb outside of the National Institute of Standards and Technology headquarters in Gaithersburg, Maryland. What Taranto’s specific axe to grind with the NIST was – as opposed to more conventional targets of right wing rage and paranoia like the FBI, Justice Department, CDC, National Institutes of Health, CIA, IRS, Federal Reserve, etc – was not made clear.

“[Taylor] made several statements indicating that he intended to blow up his vehicle at NIST that he was on a ‘one way mission,’ and that the vehicle was self-driving so he would not have to be anywhere near it when it ‘went off,'” the prosecutors wrote, just shortly after describing the van as a “2000 black Chevrolet Express G1500,” a model decades too old to have self-driving capability.

The motion then details Taranto’s movements just prior to his arrest the next day, that he had exited the non-self driving vehicle and was walking around Kalorama talking about “entrance points,” said he had “control” of the block and “had them surrounded,” with his next objective to find the “tunnels underneath their houses.” Secret Service agents then closed in on Taranto and he was arrested in a wooded area nearby after a brief chase. A search of his van by DC Metro police and FBI bomb squads found two guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition, but no explosives.

Sources within the Australian government told the Sydney Morning Herald on Wednesday that Donald Trump Jr’s application for a visa to speak at a right wing event in the country this weekend had actually been granted, despite either Junior or his would-be host Turning Point Australia (a local offshoot of small-faced shitweasel Charlie Kirk’s fascist youth organization) falsely trying to portray it as access denied after thousands of Aussies signed a petition to block his entry.

“It seems America isn’t the only country that makes it difficult for the Trumps… 😂 Announcement and more info coming soon about the postponement of the tour. Hold onto your tickets, this is a short delay nothing more. #CancelCulture The dates will be changing for all shows to a later date. Apologies for any inconveniences especially those who had long travel plans!” wrote Turning Point Australia in a Facebook post a few hours before the Morning Herald story dropped. Meaning either Don Jr lied to them and told them he’d been denied or he told them he was canceling and on their own Turning Point AU tried to spin it as a denial by the Down Under Deep State.

“It’s [Deviated Septum Jr’s] choice whether he comes or not but there is no immigration impediment to him coming,” a spokesperson for Home Affairs Minister Clare O’Neil told the Morning Herald.

The Michigan and Arizona state Republican parties are seriously hurting for cash to pay for day-to-day operations as lack of donor interest and legal fees according to a review of filings by Reuters.

In Michigan, the state GOP led by MAGA-QAnon freak Kristina Karamo had $116,000 cash on hand as of March 31st, down from $867,000 for the same period in 2021. “I question whether the state party has the necessary expertise to spend the money well,” said most recent former chair Ron Weiser, who is pulling the plug after giving the party $4.5 million during the 2022 cycle.

The Arizona GOP is in even worse shape, with less than $50,000 in reserves as of the end of March, down from $770,000 in the same period in 2019. The party spent more than $300,000 on “legal consulting” fees in 2022 as then-chair “Chemtrails Kelli” Ward faced multiple subpoenas from both the House January 6th Select Committee and federal prosecutors investigating her role in the post-2020 election coup attempt. They also pissed away $500,000 on an election night party and bus tour for their losing slate of statewide candidates Kari Lake, Blake Masters, Mark Finchem, and Abe Hamadeh, unhinged MAGA assholes who lost the governor, US Senate, secretary of state, and attorney general races, respectively. “It’s too bad we let the right wing of our party take over the operations,” said longtime Grand Canyon State GOP donor Jim Click, who told Reuters he’s out.

Completely unhinged MAGA-QAnon lawyer Lin Wood on Tuesday sent a letter to the Georgia state Bar Association on Tuesday asking them to let him simply surrender his law license and retire rather than face ongoing misconduct proceedings over his batshit behavior surrounding the 2020 election.

“Pursuant to State Bar Rule 1-202(f), I hereby request that I be permitted to transfer to Retired Status effective immediately. I understand that this request is unqualified, irrevocable and permanent. I further understand and acknowledge that if granted Retired Status I am prohibited from practicing law in this State and in any other state or jurisdiction and that I may not apply for readmission. The State Bar of Georgia counsel has confirmed that I remain free to represent myself pro se now and in the future as long as I do not use my Bar number or the name L Lin Wood, PC, in any such matter,” Wood wrote to the Bar’s director and general counsel.

The former Illinois state senator turned Republican gubernatorial candidate who lost the 2022 election to incumbent Democrat J.D. Pritzker in a landslide, somehow along the way garnering the endorsement of indicted cult leader Donald Trump, has decided he’s going to take on another Trump-endorsed Republican for a House seat in a Deep Red district, Politico reports.

Darren Bailey filed paperwork to pursue the GOP nomination for 12th Congressional District, currently represented by NARAL-, NRA- and Trump-endorsed five-term Republican Congressman Mike Bost, who won reelection in 2022 with 74% of the vote in the general election.  Apparently, this race is going to come down to who can out brownnose Trump to get the endorsement in the Deep Red district.

While researching a potential counterpart to an observed gravitational wave event, astronomers identified the signal of an event never before identified:  the radio “glow” of a black hole cracking apart a sun or other major body that had wandered too close to it, IFLScience reports.

This black hole, about 10 billion light-years from Earth, is thought to be having a “tidal disruption event” where a sun, system or other stray collection of material reaches a point where the material structures of the bodies start breaking apart, casting off a signal.  It could turn into a larger “active galactic nucleus,” where a black hole at the center of a galaxy “turns on” a feeding frenzy after having been relatively dormant for a period.

The Kremlin and the Biden Administration have been in contact regarding a possible swap of an American journalist being held in a Russian prison for a Russian accused of cybercrime being held by the US, the Guardian reports.

A good sign something is afoot:  US consular officials met with Wall Street Journalist Evan Gershkovich in the prison at Lefortovo, and Russian officials met with Vladimir Dunaev at a federal detention facility in Ohio.  Dunaev has been in US custody since his extradition from South Korea in 2021 on the accusation that he helped release the ransomware Trickbot that targeted the western banking industry.

“We have said that there have been certain contacts on the subject, but we don’t want them to be discussed in public,” Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said in a conference call with reporters. “They must be carried out and continue in complete silence.”