The Dallas gathering of QAnon fans in thrall to the dangerous psychopathic leader Michael Bryan Protzman, aka “Negative48” while awaiting the resurrection of President John F Kennedy and/or his son John F Kennedy Jr appears to finally be disbanding after nearly five months, Vice reports.

Several dozen Q/Negative48 adherents still live in what’s reportedly a state of brainwashed mania, possibly even effective slavery to Protzman, who compelled the hapless cultists to ingest hazardous chemicals to ward off COVID-19 infections while gathered in a hotel suite in Dallas, however divisions have emerged as one of Protzman’s top lieutenants, a woman known only as “Shelly”, was accused of embezzling funds donated by Protzman’s many followers on Telegram, however Shelly maintains a sizeable number of loyalists within the group. There are at least two other splinter factions – all reportedly threatening violence against one another as they compete to return to Protzman’s good graces. All the while PayPal and Venmo have stifled funding for the group’s vigil as family members of brainwashed victims have alerted the platforms to the fuckery afoot and successfully lobbied them to cut accounts associated with the Negative48 cult.

Man finds extremely rare pink grasshopper in Texashttps://t.co/4qKIt03kC4

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 22, 2022

Fugitive MAGA insurrectionist Evan Newman, who last year fled to Ukraine six charges over his participation in the Capitol riot before crossing into Belarus, has been granted asylum in the Putin-allied client state, Russian news agency Interfax reports. The Department of Citizenship and Migration of the Internal Affairs Directorate of the Brest Regional Executive Committee approved Newman’s refugee status on Tuesday. “I feel safe in Belarus. I’m calm, I like it in the country. Today I have mixed feelings. I’m glad because Belarus took care of me. I’m upset because I found myself in such a situation that problems arose in my native country,” said Newman to Belarus state media.

Newman should feel safe indeed – for now. Things could be a little different in a few weeks, when Putin demands Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko send some warm bodies with rifles into Ukraine. Who better to put at the tip of the spear than a guy with real experience attacking a democracy? Newman should carry some sunflower seeds if that happens. We hear it’s good luck.

Sinclair-owned Seattle ABC affiliate KOMO has canned reporter Jonathan Choe over a pro-Proud Boys propaganda video Choe had stitched together and tweeted on Saturday, the Stranger reports, characterizing the segment (which was deleted and was not aired on the local broadcast) as “a soft-focus montage of a Proud Boys rally in Olympia and advertised a Q&A session the hate group planned to hold afterward as if he were talking about some kind of humanitarian organization.”

“THAT’S A WRAP: Proud Boys and other marchers say they will stay on the Capitol campus in Olympia for a few more hours to mingle and answer questions if anyone is interested in learning more about their cause and mission,” Choe wrote in the tweet heralding the segment, which was too much even for right wing propagandists like Sinclair, who on Tuesday put out statement saying “decided to end our employment relationship with [Choe] effective today,” as the segment “did not direct or approve Jonathan Choe’s decision to cover this weekend’s rally, nor did his work meet our editorial standards.” Proud Boys groupie “journalist” Andy Ngo is likely sweating Choe’s new availability for production work, as the fascist white supremacist street gang may have just found themselves a better option with a more “mainstream” resume to run their comms.

MacKenzie Scott is the kind of filthy rich elitist I can get behind.  The former wife of animated roll-on deodorant and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has just announce a $436 million donation to Habitat for Humanity, her largest single donation yet, Forbes reports.

The favored charity of former President Jimmy Carter, Habitat provides affordable housing to low-income families by rehabbing houses and financing purchases.  They also run a network of stores for reclaimed fixtures, furniture and decor from demolition projects.

Ranked the third richest woman in the world with an estimated net worth in excess of $60 billion, Scott gifted approximately $5.8 billion of her estate in 2021 and so far in 2022, she has donated $2.7 billion.  She is a signatory of the Giving Pledge, vowing to donate more than half her wealth to charitable causes.

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— GOP (@GOP) March 22, 2022

“Cowboys for Trump” dipshit and Otero County, New Mexico Commissioner Couy Griffin was found guilty of guilty of entering restricted area on Jan 6, 2021, and not guilty of disorderly conduct, CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports.

“As long as they’re dangerous, I hope they all die in jail if they’re gonna go back and kill Americans,” patient with The Vapors and Republican South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham huffs.  “That’s a better outcome than lettin’ them go, and if it costs $500 million to keep ’em in jail, keep ’em in jail ’cause they’re gonna go back in the fight.  Look at the friggin’ Afghan government.  It’s made up of former detainees at Gitmo.  This whole thing by the left about this war ain’t workin’!”

With its relevance to the confirmation hearing of Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson in question, Lindsey’s dramatics–sprinkled with folksy dialect to hide the fascism and capped off by dramatic storming off the dais in a tizzy–ignores the requirements in the United States Constitution about a timely trial and cruel and unusual punishment.  It also forgets that the US has no combat troops in Afghanistan, thanks to President Biden.

Lindsey also violated the Constitution asking his first question to Jackson:  “What is your religion?”  According to the Constitution, there can be no requirement relating to religion for any government position.

I’d say this can happen only in Florida, but in reality, it would happen wherever Republicans rule:  Florida fouled up the implementation of a state constitutional amendment passed overwhelming by voters that restores voting rights to thousands of former convicts so badly that scores of voters may have done so illegally, Politico reports.

Prompted by an investigation done by a conservative activist who compared voting rolls with sexual offender registries, Florida has opened up investigations in a number of counties to root out people who may have registered to vote and/or voted since 2018, when Florida voters passed Amendment 4, the Florida Voting Rights Restoration for Felons Initiative.

After the overwhelming passage of the initiative, Florida Republicans set out to undermine the letter and spirit of the law.  They challenged the definition of someone who has completed their sentence, saying that outstanding court costs constitute a remainder of sentence that disqualifies people from voting; that ruling kept more than 900,000 people from voting. 

On Tuesday Ukrainian army forces, the armed vanguard of woke ideologies, retook Makariv, a key bellwether suburb of Kyiv that had been under violent attack by a looting, burning mob of anti-anti-fascist rioters funded by a foreign dictator who is suspected of having connections to the former Soviet Union – and may have even been a Communist at one point, the Associated Press reports.

Suburban moms, a key swing demographic in Ukraine, overwhelmingly approved of the imposition of law and order even if the shooting technically started before the looting started. The foreign anti-anti-fascists were the ones who tried to abolish the suburb in the first place, after all.

On Tuesday a Russian kangaroo court sentenced opposition leader Alexei Navalny to nine years in a maximum-security penal colony after he was found guilty of “embezzlement”, Reuters producer Ben Tavener reports. This on top of the 3.5 year sentence Navalny had already been serving after he was convicted of similar fake charges last January upon his voluntary return from exile in Germany.

No, Joe Biden, there is no new world order coming on my watch.

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) March 22, 2022

She’s also challenged a guy in a wheelchair to a race, misspelled “impeach”, misspelled her own name, brought her son to work on bring your dog to work day, and a whole bunch of other stupid shit. But she’s on our side against whatever cabal is secretly building a one world government and ready to kick some ass to stop their evil plan. Her whole family is locked and loaded.

Members of the QAnon fan site GreatAwakening.win evidently believe the members of sister site Patriots.win (formerly TheDonald.win which in turn was where Reddit Trump fan community r/TheDonald relocated after they were banned) are overdosing on “hopium” in reaction to “the newest Hunter Biden revelations“, a top trending post on GreatAwakening titled “BE CAREFUL, GUISE! [Guys] ‘Just two more days’: Hopium laced with ‘Hunter Biden CP [Child Porn] and 100K+ elicit emails’ is on the street… puts multiple Patriots.win lurkers in hospital. Don’t be next!” reveals.

Which is kind of terrifying when you think about it, that QAnon fans are actually right about something for quite possibly the first time ever. Whether this sentiment was borne of malaise from the constant stream of disappointments over essentially none of their past prophecies being fulfilled or if they’re contending that it’s some kind of head fake for the REALLY BIG REVEAL is unknown, however the top reply saying “KEK! I was browsing there after all the news was dropping yesterday, and it was like… crickets over there. I understand tho, way too much ‘kracken’ [sic] without bringing home even a strip of bacon,” would seem to indicate the former.

The precise nature of the relationship between GreatAwakening.win and Patriots.win is not entirely clear beyond the obviously shared Reddit clone content management system for the forums. Searches for terms on GreatAwakening return results from Patriots, so whatever it is, it’s certainly close enough to safely term them “sister sites”. It’s just fucking weird that the QAnon side thinks they’re the “normal” one, and they’re kind of right, at least in this context.

Russian Orthodox Patriarch Kirill, the equivalent of the Pope to the Russian Orthodox Church and its 90 million adherents, is profiled in the Daily Beast as a driving force behind the Mad Czar’s murderous attempted conquest of Ukraine. “If we see [Ukraine] as a threat, we have the right to use force to ensure the threat is eradicated. We have entered into a conflict which has not only physical but also metaphysical significance. We are talking about human salvation, something much more important than politics,” said Kirill (birth name Vladimir Gundyayev) recently to his followers.

In contrast to Emperor Trump’s spiritual advisor Paula White – a fucking batshit maniac – who was mostly around because she was eye candy for the lustful Donald, Kirill wields enormous influence over Putin. “Putin would execute any Russian churchman who disagrees with Kirill. Putin and Kirill are attached at the hip, and they’ve shaped religion to offer the Russian people spiritual nourishment instead of physical sustenance,” Byzantine and Orthodox church scholar Henry Hopwood-Philipps tells the Beast, warning that the theocratic extremism of Russia’s malevolence is often either downplayed, underestimated, or ignored by Western capitals. “We’re up against nearly 700 years of a deeply entrenched otherworldly belief system,” Hopwood-Philipps adds.

Yvan Colonna, a Corsican nationalist terrorist who was serving a life sentence for the 1998 murder of the French island’s prefect, Claude Érignac, has died following an assault by his fellow inmate, Islamic terrorist Elong Abé, the BBC reports. Abé beat and suffocated Colonna with a garbage bag in the prison’s gym after Colonna had mocked Islam and the Prophet Mohammed on March 2nd and had been lingering in a coma for three weeks before dying in a hospital Monday. The beatdown caused the worst rioting in decades on Corsica by nationalists who believed the French government allowed the attack to happen or even staged it and blamed it on Abé. Some 67 people were injured, 44 of them cops on the worst night of the rioting. French President Emmanuel Macron said this month the government is looking into offering greater autonomy to Corsica.

The Biden Administration confirmed the Russian military used a highly secretive hypersonic missile that can travel at around five times the speed of sound at least once in Ukraine, but the question remains, why?

As USA Today reports, Biden said at a roundtable of American corporate CEOs the Russians used the missile “because it’s the only thing that they can get through” Ukrainian defenses.  He also commented that the missile is “almost impossible to stop.”

The missiles, which some claim can’t be picked up by radar, also maneuver around threats, another survival technique besides its high speed.  A video of a hypersonic missile attack on a reported Ukrainian arms cache was taken by an unmanned Russian drone.  The video showed the missile striking the structure and exploding, but no secondary explosions occurred, leading to questions about the authenticity of the video.

Good to see Grudge Jerdaleech Pyro and her Endless Box of Wine covering the real news, like the opening of a store specializing in euphemisms for slurs against the President of the United States.  Located in Toms River, New Jersey, down the street from the Smashin’ City Rage Room and the Hair Addict Extension Bar, the store strangely won’t take the LGB cryptocurrency.

Fed up with the people pumping millions into the local economy who traveled there after massive marketing campaigns by local governments, the Miami Beach police announced a curfew will go into effect Thursday after a wave of violence swept through the city, the Miami Herald reports.

“Over the last two nights, five innocent people were shot in our streets,” Mayor Dan Gelber said during a hastily called press conference in front of City Hall Monday afternoon. Gelber claims the city doesn’t promote the city for Spring Breakers: “We don’t ask for it, promote it, or encourage it. We just endure it.”

The curfew will impact all of South Beach from midnight to 6 a.m. Thursday, Friday and Saturday night until further notice.  Businesses serving alcohol will have to close at midnight, and the streets will be cleared.