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Dem Congresswoman reports Trump to Capitol Police

In an interview Thursday with the New Republic’s Greg Sargent on his “Daily Blast” podcast, Dem Pennsylvania Congresswoman Chrissy Houlahan told Sargent that her office responded to convicted felon President Trump’s deranged threats to have her executed over her “Don’t Give Up The Ship” video by filing a threat complaint against the Orange God Emperor with the US Capitol Police.

“Your office wrote in ‘Donald J Trump’ as the person delivering the threat?” asked Sargent. “The president,” Houlahan responded tersely. It’s not clear if filing such a report automatically initiates an investigation by the USCP, but if it does then yeah, Trump is under criminal investigation. Again.

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Comments disabled on Villages-News.com

The OpenWeb commenting platform (a product deeply inferior to Disqus on the user end) has seen its usual thread positioning under stories on Villages-News.com replaced with a message reading simply “Comments have been temporarily disabled.” The development was deeply disappointing to those among us non-Villagers who saw a letter to the editor headlined “Negative comments about Charlie Kirk cannot be supported by facts” and were eager to see the reactions to the missive submitted by Village of Woodbury resident Mary Sessions, who wrote “When I started hearing those phrases, I decided that I would listen to the whole dialogue and make my own decisions about Charlie’s character. When I did that, the whole meaning of the quote took on a different context and had nothing to do with what he was being accused of. So, I encourage people not to take what they are being told is true without doing some research on your own to get the WHOLE TRUTH!”

Possibly even more heartbreaking was the void underneath “Villagers’ problem child caught with drugs in anus after sentencing,” detailing an unfortunate colorectal narcotic smuggling mishap experienced by 48 year-old stay-at-home son Chad Basford, who’d been checking in for a 180 day vacation at the Sumter County Jail on a conviction for driving a golf cart with a suspended license, a bid imposed due to his record of five DWIs. Jail Personnel found packages of marijuana and a sleep aid “covered in fecal matter and bloody mucous” on the floor after Basford was ordered to squat naked during the standard procedure to check if he was smuggling narcotics in his anus.

No reactions from other Villages-News readers under that one because, as stated, comments have been disabled on the site. Even the non-lurid, non-politically-charged reports like “Bicyclist hit in helmet by golf ball in The Villages” are subject to this moratorium, one for which there has been no timeline of its resolution issued. Whatever prompted it must’ve been pretty fucking good.

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Katie Britt begs Trump for ACA stopgap to avoid 2026 apocalypse

Republican senators led by disquietingly robotic Stepford Housewife Katie Britt are lobbying convicted felon President Trump to endorse a max three-year extension of Obamacare subsidies in what Punchbowl News reports is an admission that they’re going to get destroyed next year if they don’t figure something out but also that it would “buy time for Congress to pass a longer-term health care plan that mirrors the president’s preferences.” Copied that part verbatim to lol at the notion that the fat bastard has any “preferences” beyond eradicating “Obamacare” simply because of its name.

It’s been literally eight fucking years since Trump’s GOP tried and failed to repeal it and now that Donald has the opportunity to just let crucial portions of the landmark health law expire without having to do anything. There can be no question now that he would sooner see his supplicant majorities burn than sign a bill keeping Obamacare intact. That is unless the wind in those majorities blows in that direction and passage becomes inevitable. Then he’ll act like it was his idea all along.

Which – going by John Cornhole Cornyn saying he’s “not opposed to bipartisan deals. The problem is, Obamacare was never a bipartisan deal. Democrats seem to be saying you need to swallow this partisan bill that was sold under false pretenses. That’s unacceptable” – probably isn’t happening anytime soon. Think of how many GOP members in both chambers, Jesus Dork Mike Johnson included, got their careers started by campaigning against Obamacare back in the early 2010s.

“I see the political shop on the Democratic side just churning up all the very sympathetic stories that are gonna result if we don’t come up with a reasonable plan,” warned North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis, who doesn’t have to actually worry about that since he’s not running again. Yet he persists in concern for his GOP brethren, imploring them to abandon their commitment to “principle,” lol.

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Jasmine Crockett says a MAGA terrorist made threats at her office

“Today an individual showed up to my DC office and made white supremacist threats and hand gestures. Everyone is safe, and I want to thank Capitol Police for their swift response. But let me be crystal clear: this cannot become the norm. We’re living in a time where political violence is being fueled from the very top. When the President of United States spreads hate and lies, when he targets his political opponents, when he openly calls for the death of sitting Members of Congress, he is putting a literal target on our backs. The President should be committed unity, not more division. Some folks have questioned why I need security. This is why. Every time I speak truth, stand up for my constituents, or call out corruption, the threats get louder – and more dangerous.”

“I will not be intimidated. I will not be silenced. I will continue to show up for the people of Texas’ 30th Congressional District. But we cannot pretend that this is normal. When leaders promote hate, hate shows up – sometimes right at our door,” says Dem Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett.

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Cory Mills was caught hookering in Tblisi in 2021

In 2021 when then-Congressional candidate Cory Mills joined an informal group to secure lines of escape from Afghanistan for people left behind by the Biden Administration’s not-terribly well-executed withdrawal, they made a pit stop in the Republic of Georgia – and Mills took the time to visit with local sex workers, NOTUS reports on more embarrassing shit for the Trump fanboy.

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Coast Guard removes Swastikas and nooses from hate symbol list

Are you a racist Coast Guard member bummed out because the woke service won’t let you hang a Nazi Swastika flag and/or a noose in your quarters? Cheer up! The Washington Post reports that starting December 15th, the service guidelines will move the hate symbols from their list of hate symbols to just those that are “potentially divisive,” meaning that they’ll be unbanned from display.

“We don’t deserve the trust of the nation if we’re unclear about the divisiveness of swastikas,” said some DEI Coast Guard libtard who spoke anonymously after being owned so badly.

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“Trump officials tell us they feel confident the economy will grow and prices will ease starting in Q1 of next year”: Axios exclusive

The inside scoops at Axios can do two things at once and do them well: Annoy the absolute shit out of you with the insufferable “Behind the Curtain” insidery aesthetic and increasingly childish “Why it matters” bullet points while ALSO managing to provide a rarified window into the pants pissing when things are starting to go bad for their Republican donor class audience demo’s political outlook.

Sometimes they even express it visually…

Lol.

Much of the text of this Thursday article is just outlining some bad recent polling for the Trump Regime. There’s only one [direct] anonymous quote: “People are depressed,” attributed to a “Trump loyalist at the barricades,” summarizing the feeling inside the top echelons. Terse and maybe a tad dramatic but God willing that loser mentality continues to sink in inexorably.

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Moss spores survived nine months in vacuum of space

“Climate change highlights the importance of understanding life’s survival limits for addressing global challenges and supporting future human habitation beyond Earth. Plants, as photosynthetic organisms, play a vital role in sustaining life. Bryophytes, such as mosses, show notable extremotolerance, but despite studies on environmental responses in the model moss Physcomitrium patens, its survival under extreme conditions in space remains unclear.”

“We tested protonemata, brood cells, and spores encased in sporangium under simulated space environments, identifying spores as the most resilient, and subsequently exposed them to the space environment outside the International Space Station. After 9 months in space, over 80 percent of the spores survived, retaining their ability to germinate. These results demonstrate the remarkable resilience of P patens spores in space and reveal the potential of terrestrial plants to endure extreme environments, providing insight into bryophyte adaptation and offering a foundation for future applications in space exploration and extraterrestrial habitats,” says the abstract to a paper from a team led by brainiac Tomomichi Fujita of Hokkaido University in Japan.

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Guess who Trump’s not thankful for “this thanksgiving?”

“🟠 I’M THANKFUL FOR YOU 🟠 Guess who I’m not thankful for this thanksgiving? Each and every American-Hating Liberal who’s made hard-working Americans lives more difficult. They shut down the government to try to stop MAGA! And I’m calling it now…they’re getting ready to ring the bills of impeachment! I hate to be a debby downer but the point I’m trying to get across is that I need YOU to be extra generous during the holidays. CHIP IN $25 Because American-Hating Liberals are already raising millions of dollars to buy back the Senate and House majority – they’ll have enough votes to impeach me then…” says a typically unhinged fundraising email from the Orange Slob.

Interesting how his team that writes this stupid bullshit is that upfront with their whales about a third impeachment being the motivator to kick in for the GOP’s midterm campaign.

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Dem veterans tell Trump to shove it up his fat ass

“We are veterans and national security professionals who love this country and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. That oath lasts a lifetime, and we intend to keep it. No threat, intimidation, or call for violence will deter us from that sacred obligation. What’s most telling is that the President considers it punishable by death for us to restate the law. Our service members should know that we have their backs as they fulfill their oath to the Constitution and obligation to follow only lawful orders. It is not only the right thing to do, but also our duty. But this isn’t about any one of us. This isn’t about politics. This is about who we are as Americans. Every American must unite and condemn the President’s calls for our murder and political violence. This is a time for moral clarity. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage. We will continue to lead and will not be intimidated. Don’t Give Up the Ship!” say Dem Senators Mark Kelly, Elissa Slotkin, and Representatives Jason Crow, Maggie Goodlander, Chris Deluzio, and Chrissy Houlihan in a statement responding to convicted felon President Trump’s meltdown over their video message.

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Ohio cops kill “aggressive” deer too late to save its owner

Deputies with the Belmont County, Ohio Sheriff’s Office will sadly have to live the rest of their lives wondering if they could have somehow done things differently and saved a deer owner’s life.

From a statement by Sheriff James Zusack: “On November 15, 2025, at approximately 10:27 pm, deputies with the Belmont County Sheriff’s Office were dispatched to the Proger residence in Stewartsville regarding a reported animal attack. Upon arrival, deputies were advised by family members that the victim, identified as Jodi Proger, appeared to be trapped in a pen with a male deer that was being kept at the residence. The animal appeared to have attacked Ms Proger.”

“Family members attempted to intervene and dispatch the animal prior to the arrival of law enforcement to reach the victim; however, the animal was ultimately dispatched by responding deputies to ensure scene safety. Tragically, Ms Proger succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced deceased at the scene. The Belmont County Coroner’s Office was subsequently contacted to assist. No foul play is suspected in this matter. The Belmont County Sheriff’s Office has notified the Ohio Department of Natural Resources (ODNR) of the incident. ODNR officials are currently communicating with the Ohio Department of Agriculture regarding the matter.”

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Indonesians evacuate from so-called “pyroclastic flows”

At least 1,000 people living in the largely rural Lumajang District of Indonesia’s island of Java fled their homes Thursday, having been warned by government elites that a natural phenomenon called “pyroclastic flows” was putting them in danger of suffocation and incineration, Sky News reports.

Granted, the existence of what geologists who were educated almost exclusively at very group-think-intensive educational institutions describe as “superheated clouds of ash and gas” appears to be at least partially supported by photographic and video footage from various locations around the globe over the past two centuries. However the establishment’s repeated warnings of the extreme dangers of these clouds are so emphatic and intense that one may start to perceive them as hyperbolic – and perhaps even agenda-driven. It doesn’t take an extreme fringe conspiracy theorist to look at the volumes of peer-reviewed literature on pyroclastic flows – all dreadfully repetitious in content – and come away wondering what it is they are not telling you about them.

Viewed from a distance, these pyroclastic flows appear as benign white clouds of dust tumbling speedily yet gently down slopes, almost like baby powder, about as stark of a contrast one can get with red hot basaltic lava setting aflame everything and anything combustible in its path. What if the clouds have some sort of healing properties or pleasant hallucinogenic effects? Now let’s be clear, no one is saying that they do. They could very well be as lethal and destructive as the establishment science community says they are. But again, there hasn’t been any serious consideration of alternative viewpoints or outside research into the effects of pyroclastic flows is troubling.

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This apparently the best part of the current state of the economy

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Jeffries fires Cherfilus-McCormick from subcommittee post

“Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has proudly represented the people of Palm Beach and Broward Counties since 2022. Consistent with the United States Constitution, she is entitled to her day in court and the presumption of innocence. Pursuant to the Rules of the House Democratic Caucus, Congresswoman Cherfilus-McCormick will take leave from her position as Ranking Member of the Foreign Affairs Committee’s Subcommittee on the Middle East and North Africa while this matter is ongoing,” says House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries’ office in a statement responding to the corrupt scumbag’s indictment on charges of ripping off $5 million in FEMA funds.

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Fat Hitler calls for Dem veterans to be hanged over oath video

Responding to a Washington Examiner headline saying “Democratic veterans in Congress urge service members to refuse unspecified unlawful orders” convicted felon President Trump on Thursday posted “It’s called SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL. Each one of these traitors to our Country should be ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL. Their words cannot be allowed to stand – We won’t have a Country anymore!!! An example MUST BE SET. President DJT.”

“This is really bad, and Dangerous to our Country. Their words cannot be allowed to stand. SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR FROM TRAITORS!!! LOCK THEM UP???” he then followed up in another post.

He also shared a shit ton of replies from his cultists like “HANG THEM!! GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD !!” and “It’s called a seditious conspiracy and every one of them should be frog marched out of their homes at 3:00 AM with FOX News cameras filming the whole thing…” and so on.

Funny how it takes a few days for these “controversies” to get to the fat fuck – and how this sort of performative melting down just lays bare his impotence. Now Judge Box-o-Wine’s going to have to figure out how to thread a needle through the Speech and Debate Clause to prosecute Democrats who simply reminded military personnel that they have a duty to disobey illegal commands like to open fire on civilians or drop cluster munitions on a No Kings rally. Donald needs a Midol.

“SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” Trump later posted, further amplifying his bloodlust.

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