Thank you, Mr. President!

Let’s get to work. pic.twitter.com/qYvG2AMOdj

— David Perdue (@DavidPerdueGA) December 7, 2021

In a future boost to President Biden’s goal of moving most personal vehicles in the United States to battery power, Toyota announced it will construct a $1.3 billion battery factory near Greensboro, North Carolina, the Associated Press reports.

For the plant that’s expected to employ at least 1,750 people, the state has promising the Japanese automaker $430 million in cash incentives, tax breaks and infrastructure upgrades.  It is unknown how much of the infrastructure upgrades will be paid by the state or through the new infrastructure bill passed by Congress.

“Good things come to those who wait,” Democratic Governor Roy Cooper said during the announcement at the proposed site, saying the production will help North Carolina meet its goal as a clean-energy leader. “We hope in the future everything that goes around the battery will be part of this as well.”

Former Trump Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, famous for his corruption and bizarre attempt to have a Russian guy act as his impostor for whatever fucking reason, was found by his would-be Dem opponent in a comeback campaign a US House seat in Montana to be “living” at a hotel while claiming residence in the state. Dem State Rep Tom Winter tweeted a video of Zinke’s “house” on Monday, explaining that Zinke’s actually been living in California while campaigning to represent Montana again in the House, a seat he held before Trump appointed him to be Interior Secretary. Zinke abruptly resigned from the cabinet after the Democrats took the House in late 2018, correctly fearing that all of the oil and mining scams he was mixed up in would be subject to oversight.

The latest investigation into the 1955 murder of Emmett Till, a 14-year-old Black boy from Chicago who was lynched in Mississippi after allegedly whistling at a white teenage girl, has been closed by the Department of Justice after recent allegations could not be substantiated, Politico reports.

Till was kidnapped, tortured and killed after Carolyn Bryant claimed the boy whistled and groped her.  Presumably Till was kidnapped by local white men angered by the alleged impertinence of a Black boy.  To demonstrate the brutality of the murder, Till’s mother insisted his son have an open casket at public viewings and at his funeral.  A photograph of the boy’s disfigured face and body were published in Black-oriented magazines.  When Look magazine published a photo of the dead boy’s face, many in the white population expressed horror and outrage.

Bryant, who was around 19 at the time of the murder, reportedly told author Timothy Tyson that Till never grabbed her or said obscene words to him, as she initially claimed.  Though Tyson used a tape recorder to memorialize the interview, Tyson claims that Bryant made the statement while he was changing cassettes, and instead, Tyson relied on his handwritten notes to support his claim.  A relative of Bryant’s who sat in on the interview said Bryant never recanted her story.

China’s Yutu 2 lunar rover has been sent on a mini-side quest to investigate a mysterious protrusion its team spotted on the horizon, according to a translation of an update posted to the China National Space Administration’s Our Space news site on Friday. While there’s currently no evidence the object is of artificial origin, the Our Space writer just goes ahead and speculates it might be a house built by aliens marooned on the moon. Yutu 2 has been redirected toward the salience and will take 2 or 3 months to complete the estimated 260 foot detour to investigate it.

Which probably means it will be too slow to escape should an angry alien patriot survivalist who settled on the moon to escape a decadent, secular society on Antares VII come out with a quantum plasma shotgun and blast that fuckin ChiCom spy bot to hell for infringin’ on its rightful property.

Devin Nunes, a California dairy farmer who got elected to Congress and became Chairman of the powerful House Intelligence Committee before being demoted to ranking member and losing an absolute shit ton of frivolous lawsuits against people making fun of him online, will resign to take a job as the CEO of the Trump Media and Technology Group by the end of this month, Axios reports.

So to recap, a guy whose only business experience is literally milking cows and whose only tech experience is losing lawsuits against people trolling him, will become CEO of a tech and media company that is supposed to compete with Disney, Netflix, Google, Amazon, CNN, and others.

An anti-bullying page which included links to LGBTQ advocacy groups has been removed from the Florida Department of Education’s website, Florida Politics reports, cementing the state government’s reputation as a national leader in abusive MAGA trolling directed at queers and sissy lib kids who dress like queers. The page had been set up in the aftermath of the deadly Parkland Massacre of 2018 when a based red pill patriot stood up and fought for the Second Amendment, but was taken down because it violated the “Parents’ Bill of Rights” law which banned socialist America-hatred from being taught in classrooms, causing libs to scream at the sky.

The story quotes some socialist activist named Nadine Smith who said “Attacks on LGBTQ students from Tallahassee are fueling a toxic, dangerous environment on the ground. From the passage of explicitly anti-transgender legislation this year to proposed legislation that would jail doctors and parents for providing lifesaving medical care to transgender children, a politically-motivated assault on the LGBTQ community is putting young people at risk. Vulnerable youth deserve better than a DeSantis Administration intent on putting them in harm’s way in order to score cheap political points” before she went into her safe space cry closet to cuddle her little rainbow teddy bear and special limited edition Elizabeth Warren action figure from Urban Outfitters. MAGA!!!

LGB Coin, the latest in MAGA-themed crypto currencies was heavily promoted at a Donald and Melania Trump-hosted Christmas party, held in a hangar in Naples, Florida over the weekend, per reporting by Patriot Takes on Twitter. And yes the “LGB” stands for “Let’s Go Brandon”.

The new cryptocurrency is the brainchild of some douchebag named James Koutoulas, who bills himself as an “Investor Protection Advocate”, “Hedge Fund Manager”, and “fearless HODler” on the LGB Coin website (whatever the fuck “HODler” is supposed to mean) though he looks more like one of the sleazy, older, chunkier guys hanging out and drinking rum in the background of a reality porn video filmed somewhere in South Florida. LGB Coins are currently valued at $0.0000009845 each.

Digital World Acquisition Corporation’s Monday filings with the SEC projected 81 million users by 2026 for the Trump-branded “Truth Social” network, the Guardian reports, noting that it’s a curious number to fixate on, given that it was roughly Joe Biden’s popular vote total in the 2020 US Presidential election, and about 7 million more than the number who voted for Trump.

We’re also wondering why they wouldn’t also account for international users, including the no doubt tens of millions of Russian propaganda bots that will be flooding Truth if and when it ever launches.

“Wow, it looks like highly respected Senator David Perdue will be running against RINO Brian Kemp for Governor of Georgia. David was a great Senator, and he truly loves his State and his Country. This will be very interesting, and I can’t imagine that Brian Kemp, who has hurt election integrity in Georgia so badly, can do well at the ballot box (unless the election is rigged, of course). He cost us two Senate seats and a Presidential victory in the Great State of Georgia” says Former Guy in a statement, naturally ignoring the widely accepted reality that if any single person was responsible for costing Republicans the 2021 runoff Senate elections in Georgia it is beyond a shadow of a doubt Trump himself, who demonstrably drove down turnout with his post-election meltdown.

Perdue himself didn’t help when he skipped a debate against his opponent, now-Senator Jon Ossoff. Kemp, the “RINO”, didn’t do anything other than certify the results of both elections after the votes were counted and the results were verified correctly. Then he signed a “voter integrity” law that banned people from giving bottled water to seniors waiting five hours to vote.

Medina Spirit, 2021 Kentucky Derby winner known as the Lance Armstrong of horses for his doping and cheating ways, died tragically Monday morning of a heart attack while working out at the Arcadia Racetrack in Santa Anita, California at the age of 3, CBS Los Angeles reports.

Known for his neighing and competitive drive to win while bolstered by banned chemicals being injected into him by a team of amoral veterinarians, Medina Spirit touched the lives of many divorced uncles who spend their remaining years drinking cheap beer and smoking off-brand cigarettes in depressing OTB parlors nationwide. May he horse around in Valhalla eternally.

A photo of the 2021 Gingerbread Capitol posted by NBC News Congressional reporter Haley Talbot reveals a stunning lack of proper security for the frosted sugary cookie version of the federal legislature building during a time of increased threats of violence, as it shows that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s budget for its creation allotted for only two wooden nutcracker guards to be posted outside the entrance. Though sturdy and giant in size relative to the cookie people frolicking on the vanilla cream snow in front of the building, a determined horde of salty white crackers could quickly overwhelm the wooden guards and hang gingerbread Mike Pence with a Twizzler noose. Pelosi needs to immediately expand the budget to bolster security for the Gingerbread Capitol.

British government authorities tested surfaces twelve restrooms in the UK Parliament complex in Westminster, London for cocaine residue – some of which can only be accessed with key fobs issued to lawmakers, staff, and journalists. Eleven of them came back positive, the Washington Post reports on a capitol culture of rampant narcotics use, just as Prime Minister Boris Johnson dressed up as a cop at a press conference to announce a new drug enforcement initiative.

Digital World Acquisition Corp, the publicly traded SPAC planning to mere with the Trump Media and Technology Group announced Monday that the Securities and Exchange Commission investigators have asked the company for information about its trading practices and records of communications prior to the announcement of the deal with Trump, CNBC reports. DWAC specifically said the SEC and FINRA asked for info about stock trades “that preceded the public announcement of the October 20, 2021 Merger Agreement”, meaning they’re looking for patterns possibly indicative of insider trading. Not a good start for a company that’s supposed to defeat Netflix and Disney in the battle for supremacy of the entertainment streaming space.

Apparently demand from right wing dipshits outstripping supply of $120 Chinese budget models with a modified Android OS making it more “freedom-y” for $500 is not Joe Biden’s fault like everything else is supposed to be in the MAGAverse. Seems like kind of a missed opportunity in our view and maybe the team behind Freedom Phone shouldn’t be trusted by Trump voters. It’s one thing to take their money and not deliver for them, they’re used to that since they donate to Trump and the GOP. But to not make every single little setback into a big Biden leftist socialist Jew Soros conspiracy is a sign that Freedom Phone Inc simply isn’t up to the job of owning the libs.

Oakland County Prosecutor Karen McDonald told CNN that officials at Oxford High School were within their legal authority to search shooter Ethan Crumbley’s backpack and locker for weapons prior to the attack. McDonald won’t rule out charges for school officials if criminal negligence can be established, so they may want to take that seriously and lawyer up immediately considering McDonald isn’t fucking around with charging accessories to the crime.

Speaking of which, CNN also reports that James and Jennifer Crumbley are being held in the same Oakland County jail facility as their son, we’re going to guess they’re probably not in the same cell. Jail officials have said all three are on suicide watch and with multiple checks per hour.

Col. Earl Matthews, former D.C. National Guard official, wrote a memo leveling an explosive charge at General Charles Flynn, a high-ranking Pentagon official and brother of disgraced QAnon freak ex-General Mike Flynn of perjuring himself before Congress in testimony, and of refusing to send troops to put down the Capitol riot on January 6th. Read more at Politico.

Sony PlayStation Vice President George Cacioppo was fired by the Japanese conglomerate’s video gaming division over the weekend after online vigilante group “People v Preds” filmed him coming to a house where he believed 15-year-old boy was waiting for him for a sexual encounter that had been arranged via gay male dating app Grindr, Kotaku reports. Cacioppo has not been arrested yet, and his criminal liability, if any, is unclear, though People v Preds did hand the footage to authorities for investigation. To our knowledge, “People v Preds” group is not affiliated in any way with QAnon, the online conspiracy cult that allegedly exposes pedophiles in positions of power.

A military junta court has sentenced former Myanmar president Aung San Suu Kyi to four years in prison for breaking COVID-19 restrictions and incitement, Reuters reports.