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EPIC! SHOTS FIRED in SAVAGE RESPONSE to two trolls!

“On June 8, 2025, at approximately 10:40 pm, LVMPD officers were on routine patrol in the 3600 block of South Las Vegas Blvd when they heard gunfire coming from the west side of the street.”

“The officers immediately ran toward the area where the gunfire was heard and located two individuals suffering from apparent gunshot wounds. Medical personnel arrived, and the two victims were pronounced deceased at the scene. At this time, we believe this to be an isolated incident, and a possible suspect has been identified. It is believed that the suspect and the victims knew each other and had previously engaged in conflict over social media prior to the shooting. This is an ongoing investigation being led by the LVMPD Homicide Section,” says the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department in a press release on the ABSOLUTE SLAYING of the two hapless trolls!

BOOM! ENDED THE DEBATE! 💥💥💥 What an EPIC TAKEDOWN! Those two DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED to them! Their lives were COMPLETELY DEMOLISHED! This story is GOING VIRAL and could BREAK THE INTERNET! Lots of outlets are covering it and getting HUGE ENGAGEMENT!

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White House can’t find anyone who wants to work for Hegseth

Convicted felon President Trump’s team keep coming up short in their search for a new chief of staff for white nationalist alcoholic Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth after he fired the last one, with sources telling NBC News that White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles and Vice President Jaydee Vance haven’t been able to find someone both MAGA enough and that actually wants the job.

And, that Hegseth wants working with him, as he’s rejected some of their proposed candidates too.

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New York Post reports major crisis unfolding in Los Angeles that demands Trump order troops to confront anti-ICE rioters

The New York Post on Monday sounded the alarm on a major crisis currently unfolding in Los Angeles, one that unquestionably demands that President Trump respond by immediately deploying federal troops to confront the anti-deportation rioters trashing federal buildings and waving Mexican flags. It’s the only sensible way for the commander-in-chief to ensure that voters and social media users remain focused on the images of the threat posed to Waymo self-driving vehicles.

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Southern Baptist fan-con to feature anti-porn, anti-LGBTQ platform

At this week’s big Southern Baptist Convention annual meeting in Dallas the massive church association’s leadership committee will ask voting congregants to sign off on a platform calling for a national ban on pornography and for the Supreme Court to overturn the landmark 2015 Obergefell v Hodges decision which legalized same-sex marriage nationwide, the Associated Press reports.

It’s not clear if the conservative denomination’s main resolution will also affirm support for Republican President Donald Trump, who last year was convicted of 34 felony counts of fraud related to his failed cover-up of a sexual encounter with a pornographic actress while married to his still-current wife, who also modeled for pornographic photoshoots for extra cash while overstaying a work visa. Or whether if the resolution will honor the memory of former SBC Vice President Paul Pressler, a profligate pederast who died at the age of 94 in early June 2024, several months after the convention settled a lawsuit from a man who said he was sexually abused for years by Pressler.

The convention’s leadership will however reintroduce a resolution to ban congregations led by women pastors after it narrowly failed to reach the two-thirds threshold at the 2024 annual meeting.

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North Los Angeles immigration court closed Monday

The Justice Department’s website for the Executive Office for Immigration Review’s “Operational Status Map and Court Listing” page lists the Los Angeles – N Los Angeles Street location as being closed on Monday. There’s no reason stated for the closure on the site, likely because it’s obvious.

On one hand you’d think maybe the MAGA DOJ would want fans to know that the anti-ICE protestors/rioters are disrupting the course of normal operations for the immigration system, that the unrest feeds into the political justification for deploying Marines. Then again on the other maybe they don’t because it also means the protests are disrupting the course of normal operations for the deportation system. Which was the whole point of the rioting and setting self-driving cars on fire in the first place, thus the Trump regime being open about that upshot would be tantamount to admitting defeat, if a small/temporary one. Either way, it worked for at least a day.

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Tom Homan promises Loomer he’s serious about Dem arrests

In related news, it’s been more than three months since Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded answers on whether there was an active criminal investigation into her after Homan’s shit-talking about having her prosecuted for advising constituents of their rights if/when confronted by ICE. No follow-up on that and of course no mention of it in this exchange between the racist curmudgeon and the chemically-imbalanced white nationalist psychopath Loomer.

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Zaslav to split Warner Bros Discovery into two separate companies

“Warner Bros Discovery today announced plans to separate the company, in a tax-free transaction, into two publicly traded companies, enabling each to maximize its potential. The Streaming and Studios company will consist of Warner Bros Television, Warner Bros Motion Picture Group, DC Studios, HBO, and HBO Max, as well as their legendary film and television libraries. Global Networks will include premier entertainment, sports and news television brands around the world including CNN, TNT Sports in the US, and Discovery, top free-to-air channels across Europe, and digital products such as the profitable Discovery+ streaming service and Bleacher Report (B/R).”

“David Zaslav, President and CEO of Warner Bros Discovery, will serve as President and CEO of Streaming and Studios. Gunnar Wiedenfels, CFO of Warner Bros Discovery, will serve as President and CEO of Global Networks,” says Warner Bros Discovery in a Monday press release.

“So I get Batman, Superman, HBO, Looney Tunes, the Lord of the Rings, every single movie ever made that says ‘Warner Bros’ in the credits, while you get CNN, TNT, the Discovery Channel, which includes the entire library of ‘Amish Ghost Stories,’ ‘My 600-Lbs Wedding,’ and ‘Honey Boo-Boo.’ Plus Bleacher Report, which is our really cool sports site that’s like edgy and shit. No, it’s not Barstool Sports. We don’t own that one. No, nobody came up with it to intentionally confuse audiences, it’s just a really authentic working class, gritty, ‘regular dude’ sports site brand and its similarities to Barstool Sports are entirely coincidental,” is how Zaslav’s conversation with Wiedenfels may or may not have gone when congratulating his underling on the promotion to CEO of a whole new company.

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Lenin statue removed from Kyrgyzstan city

Municipal workers in the Kyrgyzstan’s second-largest city of Osh last week quietly removed a 75 ft-tall statue of refrigerated Soviet Union founding father Vladimir Lenin that had stood in a central plaza for nearly 50 years, the AP reports while describing the removal as having been conducted with “little public fanfare” and “officials in Osh framed the removal as routine city planning.”

Meaning they wanted it to be low-key as to not attract the ire of Russian dictator Vladimir Putin and his goons, however many they number in Kyrgyzstan. Late last month Russian officials unveiled a brand-new statue of Josef Stalin installed in Moscow’s busiest subway station.

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Ketamine Brain publicly admonishes insubordinate employee

Continued after the cutoff: “The screenshot’s engagement metrics and context align with Musk’s behavior, but its deletion means direct verification is unavailable. While a fabricated screenshot is possible, the evidence leans toward the post being real but removed, consistent with Musk’s pattern of deleting controversial posts.” The “X” AI account Grok was responding to another Twitter user who asked “@grok This post from elon is either deleted or never existed, which one is it?” in reply to a deleted post of unknown provenance. It’s not clear whether or not Musk actually posted the “Just like I took your wife” reply to Stephen Miller or what the original context of that “reply” was.

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QAdulteress says it’s “smart” for her to consider gubernatorial bid

Asked by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution whether she’s still open to a 2026 gubernatorial run after officially announcing she’d been talked out of a Senate bid against Dem Jon Ossoff last month, white nationalist conspiracy freak Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene on Sunday said “It’s definitely something that I think is smart for me to consider, but it’s not a decision I take lightly. I absolutely love my district. I cannot say that enough times. I think Georgia’s 14th District is wonderful. and I have a very powerful position in Congress. But I love my state. I really do.”

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“ARREST THE PEOPLE IN FACE MASKS, NOW!”

The above headline is the entirety of convicted felon President Trump’s most recent post on his shitty social media network. The fat bastard appears to be frustrated that the unrest isn’t more heated. “Looking really bad in LA BRING IN THE TROOPS!!!” he also posted.

“LOS ANGELES RIOTERS SHOULD BE GIVEN THE EXACT SAME TREATMENT AS THE J6 PROTESTORS” says a meme in reply to Trump’s most recent post. The fanboy “Patriot4Life @1776WeThePeople1776” probably should’ve re-read that one before he posted it.

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Fat Hitler thinks he’s liberating Los Angeles

“A once great American City, Los Angeles, has been invaded and occupied by Illegal Aliens and Criminals. Now violent, insurrectionist mobs are swarming and attacking our Federal Agents to try and stop our deportation operations — But these lawless riots only strengthen our resolve. I am directing Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, and Attorney General Pam Bondi, in coordination with all other relevant Departments and Agencies, to take all such action necessary to liberate Los Angeles from the Migrant Invasion, and put an end to these Migrant riots. Order will be restored, the Illegals will be expelled, and Los Angeles will be set free. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted TACO Man on Sunday.

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MAGA GOP fucking pumped for explosive unrest over deportations

The MAGA Republican Party is fucking PSYCHED for this shit to get going in Los Angeles and nationwide so convicted felon President Trump can invoke the Insurrection Act. The pics of dudes on dirt bikes next to burning cars waving the Mexican flag is like freaking porn to them.

“Enjoy” this supercut of several of them pretty much jerking off on live national television.

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Krazy Karoline says she’s trying to get ABC’s Terry Moran fired

“The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism. Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.”

“But that’s not what’s interesting about Miller. It’s not brains. It’s bile. Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He’s a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate. Trump is a world-class hater. But his hatred only a means to an end, and that end his own glorification. That’s his spiritual nourishment,” wrote ABC’s Terry Moran in a now-deleted tweet on Saturday night, for which White House Press Secretary Krazy Karoline thought was just a little honest and on Sunday told idiot Maria Bartiromo that she’s “reached out to ABC. They have said they will be taking action, so we will see what they do… hopefully this journalist will either be suspended or terminated.”

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Mike Johnson lauds Trump and Musk as “titans”

Jesus Dork House Speaker Mike Johnson on Sunday told ABC’s Jon Karl that everything’s fine, even though he hasn’t heard from Ketamine Brain since Monday. “I think the president’s head is in the right place… There’s a lot of emotion involved in it, but it’s in the interest of the country for everybody to work together,” said Johnson, who also told Karl his members have not been getting a lot of calls from constituents telling them to vote against the bill… Kind of sounds like bullshit.

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Orange Warlord says unfair of anti-ICE protestors to wear masks

“Great job by the National Guard in Los Angeles after two days of violence, clashes and unrest. We have an incompetent Governor (Newscum) and Mayor (Bass) who were, as usual (just look at how they handled the fires, and now their VERY SLOW PERMITTING disaster. Federal permitting is complete!), unable to to handle the task. These Radical Left protests, by instigators and often paid troublemakers, will NOT BE TOLERATED. Also, from now on, MASKS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED to be worn at protests. What do these people have to hide, and why??? Again, thank you to the National Guard for a job well done!” posted convicted felon President Trump at 2:41 AM EDT on Sunday

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