MAGA conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Tuesday petitioned the Supreme Court to overturn the $1.4 billion judgment a Connecticut jury awarded to the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook massacre after years of Jones claiming the shooting was a hoax, the AP reports.

On a related note, the fat bastard just posted “This morning, the Trump Administration was notified by the United States Military that Israel was attacking Hamas which, very unfortunately, was located in a section of Doha, the Capital of Qatar. This was a decision made by Prime Minister Netanyahu, it was not a decision made by me. Unilaterally bombing inside Qatar, a Sovereign Nation and close Ally of the United States, that is working very hard and bravely taking risks with us to broker Peace, does not advance Israel or America’s goals. However, eliminating Hamas, who have profited off the misery of those living in Gaza, is a worthy goal. I immediately directed Special Envoy Steve Witkoff to inform the Qataris of the impending attack, which he did, however, unfortunately, too late to stop the attack. I view Qatar as a strong Ally and friend of the U.S., and feel very badly about the location of the attack. I want ALL of the Hostages, and bodies of the dead, released, and this War to END, NOW!” and blah blah blah he’s obviously upset at Netanyahu for jeopardizing the relationship that got him a free $400 million luxury 747 and bought Allah knows how much worth of $TRUMP shitcoin.

Asked by CNN’s Manu Raju on Tuesday what he thinks of the drawing of the torso of a nude teenage girl that convicted felon President Trump sent to his former best bud Jeffrey Epstein for his 50th birthday in 2003, House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer told Raju that Trump “says he did not sign it so I take the president at his word.” Given the value of Trump’s word these days it takes a guy who decades ago beat up his girlfriend for not having an abortion like Comer to shell out whatever he thinks resembles “integrity” in exchange for it. Fair enough transaction.

Comer then said he doesn’t “think the Oversight Committee is going to invest in looking up something from 22 years ago” and, despite the obvious incongruence of the “🚨🚨🚨” jackass’s long string of stupid, stupid failures in his Hunter Biden investigation, he’s not wrong to point that way.

Seriously, what else is there to investigate about this letter? It’s out there. Either you believe Trump signed it or you don’t. And even if you do want to know more it will in all likelihood come out sooner in Trump’s suicidally stupid case against the Wall Street Journal. The more tantalizing questions are about how the Democrats on the committee got their hands on it and put it out their without Comer being able to stop them. Trump’s gotta be fucking PISSED at this stupid hick for not doing anything to block Ranking Member Robert Garcia from rushing the letter out as soon as they got the copy from Epstein’s estate. Might be some good insider reporting on that angle soon.

Indonesia President Prabowo Subianto on Monday canned the, per Reuters, “well-regarded” longtime Finance Minister Sri Mulyani Indrawati – who served from 2005 to 2010 and then again since 2016 – with Purbaya Yudhi Sadewa, an economist who promises 8 percent growth and no new taxes for a vast nation plagued by recent unrest over the cost of living and inequality.

“I will create economic growth of 6 percent to 7 percent – that will make protesters disappear automatically. They will be busy looking for work and eating well, rather than protesting,” said Purbaya after he was sworn into the post. Lol. Fadhil Hasan of the Institute for Development of Economics and Finance in Jakarta said Purbaya is a good enough economist but doesn’t have the chops to directly manage fiscal policy and the economy at large, making him “not the best choice.”

BREAKING: Decarlos Brown Jr., the man accused of stabbing Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska to death while she was riding a train in Charlotte, NC, is now facing federal charges.

Brown is charged with one count of committing an act causing death on a mass transportation system.… pic.twitter.com/nEFTyO8UkC

— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 9, 2025

On Monday Axios reported that the MAGA GOP establishment were fapping about the murder of 23 year-old Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska at the knife of a Black ex-convict whose mom attempted repeatedly to have him locked up in a psychiatric ward. “This is exactly what he’s talking about, and it’s going to be an issue he’s going to highlight. This is not just about North Carolina. Other campaigns will deal with this,” said a “Trump adviser,” salivating over the imagery.

Yet the above is what you’re going to hear from the MAGA Reich, even as the asshole’s own mom said – two weeks ago – that he should never have been out on the streets. They found some pretext to charge him federally because it was on a transportation system – 17 days after it happened and 12 days after he was hit with state-level first degree murder charges – now that the video is public.

“White Castle, the iconic family-owned fast food business, is expanding its menu with three brand-new limited-time-only additions — The BBQ Pulled Pork Slider, Triple Cheese Tots and Pumpkin Latte Cheesecake dessert-on-a-stick, all crafted to satisfy both savory and sweet cravings. The new BBQ Pulled Pork Slider features slow roasted pulled pork, smoked with all-natural hickory wood and blended with just the right amount of specially seasoned, sweet BBQ sauce,” says a deeply hubristic press release from White Castle, challenging the might of all of Olympus to a reckoning.

“‘The BBQ Pulled Pork Slider is everything Cravers love about White Castle, including one-of-a kind flavor, high-quality ingredients and unbeatable value, all in one handheld masterpiece,’ said Jamie Richardson, vice president at White Castle. ‘The slow-roasted, sweet, smoky and savory profile is a celebration of flavor that brings something entirely new to the Castle while staying true to what we do best: satisfying the Crave.’ This delectable Slider is the highlight of the new $4.99 Combo Meal, demonstrating quality and quantity can coexist. The budget-friendly combo features two BBQ Pulled Pork Sliders with a small fry and soft drink,” the Promethean declaration continued.

Even if White Castle were this paragon of respect for the intestinal health of their customer base it would be questionable to introduce such a product at scale. But for these guys it’s… Like just the amount of surface area on the meat in one of these “sliders” alone with low-paid wage slaves not really all that concerned about safety. May God have mercy on the souls of those who would dare.

In a clip too brief to air here… Well two seconds briefer than the one earlier, Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson on Tuesday was asked by CNN’s Ellis Kim if he believes the Trump-to-Epstein birthday note is real to which Johnson said only “I don’t. They say it’s not.”

This one’s going to be, um, challenging for the White House Press Secretary, given her insistence that “it’s very clear President Trump did not draw” the body of a teenage girl “and he did not sign it” her fat orange boss but if there’s anyone who can snap angrily at reporters and look like a complete asshole while doing so then it’s America’s top official kommunicator, the one and only Karoline.

“The preliminary estimate of the Current Employment Statistics (CES) national benchmark revision to total nonfarm employment for March 2025 is -911,000 (-0.6 percent), the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. The annual benchmark revisions over the last 10 years have an absolute average of 0.2 percent of total nonfarm employment. In accordance with usual practice, the final benchmark revision will be issued in February 2026 with the publication of the January 2026 Employment Situation news release,” says a BLS update tinkering the numbers in the wrong direction for the Orange Tyrant’s economy. Screech-like commissioner EJ Antoni is in BIG trouble.

Speaking briefly to NBC News in a phone call on Thursday morning, convicted felon President Trump declined to answer any questions about his 50th birthday letter to sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein depicting an underage female body and a shared secret between them, saying “I don’t comment on something that’s a dead issue. I gave all comments to the staff. It’s a dead issue.”

Of course this almost certainly does not mean the fat fuck will be dropping his $100 billion lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal for reporting on the letters existence in July. He just doesn’t want to talk about it with the media probably because he hasn’t figured out a theory about why it’s fake yet.

If you don’t have eight seconds to watch this clip the answer was nothing. Mike Johnson said nothing in response to a Capitol Hill reporter asking him if he wanted to take a question on Epstein.

Nepal Prime Minister Khadga Prasad Sharma Oli on Tuesday called it quits after seeing his house burned down in response to 19 protestors being killed by security forces during a Monday riot over the the government’s now-canceled ban on social media platforms, CBS News reports.

Protestors also torched the parliament building in Kathmandu and Oli’s whereabouts are not publicly known. So yeah it’s kind of a clusterfuck and resigning was the smart move given the situation.

A list of quotes from Congressional Republicans asked by NOTUS and other reporters on Monday for comment on the anatomically weird/suspicious and also disturbing birthday card convicted felon President Trump drew and signed for now-dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein in 2003:

“I’ve got to activate my Wall Street Journal subscription, I guess, because I haven’t seen it” – MAGA Michigan Congressman Tom Barrett, as if it couldn’t be seen elsewhere on other outlets.

“I haven’t seen that” – Congressmen Tom Tiffany, Paul Gosar, Jim Jordan, and Senate Majority Leader John Thune, apparently all saying the exact same four words, verbatim. Batshit insane Congresswoman Nancy Mace said “it” instead of “that” when denying knowledge.

“I just saw in the news he didn’t have anything to do with it” – Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson.

“I don’t know anything about it. I’m sure it’s an unconfirmed rumor right now” – Douchebag Georgia Congressman Rich McCormick. Shown the letter by a reporter he then switched to “Oh yeah, I saw that. It’s BS,” then saying that Trump’s signature could’ve been forged. “I’ve never seen Trump do anything like that in his life. So it doesn’t fall in character. It has to pass the sniff test.”

Shown a printed copy of the letter outside of the Capitol, dumb hick Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett said “We’ve seen autopen has been used quite a bit with the Biden administration. I’ve never known Trump to be much of an artist, either. So I kind of draw that into question.”

A Portuguese-flagged boat for the Global Sumud Flotilla for Gaza was struck by a drone in the Mediterranean off of Tunisia early Tuesday, Reuters reports on a pretty fucking terrifying development. No one was injured in the attack, which Tunisian Coast Guard officials denied happened at all, with a spokesman saying reports of a drone attack “have no basis in truth.”

“Acts of aggression aimed at intimidating and derailing our mission will not deter us. Our peaceful mission to break the siege on Gaza and stand in solidarity with its people continues with determination and resolve,” the GSF said. It’s not clear if teen activist Greta Thunberg was on board the vessel that was hit, but she is reportedly on one of the relief boats traveling toward Gaza.

The latest piece published by the Wall Street Journal PROVES this entire “Birthday Card” story is false.

As I have said all along, it’s very clear President Trump did not draw this picture, and he did not sign it.

President Trump’s legal team will continue to aggressively…

— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) September 8, 2025

“President Trump’s legal team will continue to aggressively pursue litigation. Furthermore, the ‘reporter’ @joe_palazzolo who wrote this hatchet job reached out for comment at the EXACT same minute he published his story giving us no time to respond. This is FAKE NEWS to perpetuate the Democrat Epstein Hoax!” Krazy Karoline kontinued katerwauling below the kutoff.

Lol at “No time to respond.” How much time does it take to say “Okay fine, we admit it. The President really did write that letter to Jeffrey Epstein but it was all PART OF HIS SECRET STING OPERATION TO EXPOSE THE PEDOPHILE PIMP WHO HAD LOTS OF DEMOCRATS AS CLIENTS!!!”?

“Fox Corporation (‘FOX’ or the ‘Company’) (Nasdaq: FOXA, FOX) today announced that the trustee and beneficiaries of the Murdoch Family Trust (‘MFT’) informed the Company that they have reached a mutual resolution of the legal proceedings in Nevada related to the MFT, resulting in the termination of all litigation. New trusts will be established for the benefit of Lachlan Murdoch, Grace Murdoch and Chloe Murdoch (the ‘Remaining Beneficiary Trusts’), and Prudence MacLeod, Elisabeth Murdoch and James Murdoch (the ‘Departing Beneficiaries’) will cease to be beneficiaries in any trust holding shares in FOX or News Corporation. New trusts for the benefit of the Departing Beneficiaries will receive cash consideration funded in part using proceeds from the public sale of approximately 16.9 million shares of FOX Class B common stock and approximately 14.2 million shares of News Corporation Class B common stock previously held by the MFT,” says a press release from Fox on the Succession-inspired battle that threatened the propaganda operation.

“Following these transactions, LGC Holdco, LLC (‘LGC Holdco’), a company which was established, and is owned, by the Remaining Beneficiary Trusts, will own all of the remaining shares of FOX and News Corporation previously held by the MFT, which is expected to consist of approximately 36.2% of FOX’s Class B common stock and less than 0.1% of FOX’s Class A common stock and approximately 33.1% of News Corporation’s Class B common stock and less than 0.1% of News Corporation’s Class A common stock. During the six-month period following these transactions, the Departing Beneficiaries will also sell their de minimis personal holdings in FOX and News Corporation such that after this six-month period none of the Departing Beneficiaries will have any interest, directly or indirectly, in FOX or in News Corporation. The Departing Beneficiaries will be subject to a long-term standstill agreement preventing them, and their affiliates, from acquiring shares of FOX and News Corporation and taking certain other actions with respect to the companies.”

Idiot New York City Mayor Eric Adams on Monday picked the “Safe and Affordable” um, party ballot line for his doomed reelection effort, one day closer to the Thursday deadline to drop out of the race he’s certain to lose to leftist councilman Zohran Mamdani or, considerably less likely, disgraced former state Governor Andrew Cuomo, the New York Daily News reports on another Trump fail.

Adams had to pick between “Safe and Affordable” and “EndAntisemitism” for his “party.”

House Oversight Ranking Dem Robert Garcia says he and his team have Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday book… And would you look at what they handed to none other than the Wall Street Journal:

Wow, that suuuuuure looks like what the fat fuck claims is a hoax and is suing the Journal for $100 billion claiming that they’re slandering him by making the whole thing up. Though in all fairness the whole “Trump’s is signature where the pubic hair would be” claim seems a little forced.

French Premier Francois Bayrou on Monday announced plans to submit his resignation after losing a confidence vote in the National Assembly by a fucking embarrassing 364 to 194, France24 reports.

Bayrou stunned his allies by rolling the dice by calling the vote in an attempt to end a lengthy standoff over his austerity budget, attempting to cut 44 billion Euros from the budget to address the national debt. It’s not clear why Bayrou didn’t sell it by standing on stage with a chainsaw and sparklers. President Emmanuel Macron plans to name a new prime minister in the coming days.

Speaker Mike Johnson didn’t dig deeper so much as maybe kind of sideways on his very ill-advised insistence from last week that convicted felon President Trump had somehow exposed his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation to the FBI, an insistence that kind of isn’t really that good to try to propagate as defense of the fat bastard’s behavior because it means that Trump actually knew about the years of this sex-trafficking operation and didn’t do anything about it until Epstein threatened to inform the FBI on Trump laundering a Russian oligarch’s money.